Scott Manley vs Chuck Norris

[RAINCRAFTER]

Chuck Norris's Video Game on the ColecoVision shows that he is a wimp.

Scott is Scottish, and he is very buffed up because.

[windows_x_seven]

DISCLAIMER: This is not directed towards anyone.

Yo momma so fat, even Scott Manley couldn't get in orbit around her.

Edited July 5, 2015 by windows_x_seven
mods please don't send me to hell

[TythosEternal]

When gravity launches rockets, it performs a Scott Manley turn.

[heng]

When gravity launches rockets, it performs a Scott Manley turn.

THAT is the thing we are missing as a community:

a specific idea/concept/maneuver we can name and attribute to him!

"hey, what did you do in KSP today?"

- "ah, well, i tried The Scott Manley maneuver... didn't make it"

"Meh, No one's ever made the first jump. [/The Matrix quote]"

Anyone firm enough in all his videos to come up with a candidate?

PS:

Scott Manley _did_ make the first jump.

Edited July 6, 2015 by heng
had to contribute as not to hijack the thread :)

[Yobobhi]

5.) Scott Manley didn't dress as anything for haloween..... But Jeb dressed up as Scot Manley for haloween!

[LordFerret]

THAT is the thing we are missing as a community:

a specific idea/concept/maneuver we can name and attribute to him!

"hey, what did you do in KSP today?"

- "ah, well, i tried The Scott Manley maneuver... didn't make it"

"Meh, No one's ever made the first jump. [/The Matrix quote]"

Anyone firm enough in all his videos to come up with a candidate?

PS:

Scott Manley _did_ make the first jump.

Do we put the "Manley Maneuver" into the Wiki?

[RAINCRAFTER]

Do we put the "Manley Maneuver" into the Wiki?

No, but the video highlighting it says the Manley Maneuver is getting out and pushing.

[Technical Ben]

Chuck shows his respect of such awesomeness he bows, but accidentally headbuts Scott into orbit.

Scott being an expert at orbital manoeuvres, uses the suns shine reflecting on his head to change his trajectory to land at the ISS and tags a stay over night.

[Dark Junior]

Chuck can kill 2 stones with one bird.

Scott can kill 30 kerbals in one launch

[gamowin]

There are no cities on Kerbin because Scott Manley relocated every Kerbal to another star system.

[MrWalrus123]

Scott Manley Doesn't cross the road... The affects of gravitational lensing makes it look so.

[Spacetraindriver]

What did Scott think of ion engines?

They were as powerful as a mouse fart.

What record did Scott set?

World's slowest donut in a spaceship.

Thumbs up to whoever knows which video these are from.

[kreutzkevic]

How does Scott Manley cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

-ba dum tsssh -

Where does Scott Manley keeps his sandwiches?

In a launch box.

-ba dum tsssh -

What did Scott say to the waiter at the Minmus Ice Cream Shoppe?

The food was nice but this place lacks atmosphere.

-ba dum tsssh -

Why did Scott Manley cross the road?

The answer's trivial and left as an excersise to the reader.

Edited August 14, 2015 by kreutzkevic

[Redhornet919]

On 7/5/2015, 7:43:22, windows_x_seven said:

DISCLAIMER: This is not directed towards anyone.

Yo momma so fat, even Scott Manley couldn't get in orbit around her.

Its a sad state of society when this person had to say they don't mean to offend in a joke thread....  offence is never given, only taken...

[Leszek]

On 12/9/2015, 11:34:47, Redhornet919 said:

Its a sad state of society when this person had to say they don't mean to offend in a joke thread....  offence is never given, only taken...

Who says he had too?  Also Necro thread.

Scott Manley has an infinite Delta V.

If they could get a washing machine to fly, Scott Manley can teach jimmy how to land it.

When in space, do as Scott Manley does.

[Frybert]

Santa Claus writes letters to Scott Manley.

[Bill Phil]

In space, Scott Manley can hear you scream.

Scott Manley doesn't just teach orbital mechanics. In fact, he's a reincarnated Johannes Kepler, Isaac Newton, and everybody else important to orbital mechanics.

[Iago]

Scott Manley is the reason Venus is not tidally locked.

[cubinator]

Chuck Norris can make pigs fly. Scott Manley can put a pig in orbit of Jool with one burn.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Chuck Norris can fight.

 

Scott Manley can orbital weapons.

[RocketSquid]

Moon landing? You mean Scott Manley parking his car.

Scott Manley doesn't need an e in his name.

[cubinator]

Scott Manley can drive across the Mohole with a rover.

[Findthepin1]

Scott Manley can deorbit the Sun. 

[A35K]

On 6 July 2015 at 19:13:18, heng said:

THAT is the thing we are missing as a community:

a specific idea/concept/maneuver we can name and attribute to him!

"hey, what did you do in KSP today?"

- "ah, well, i tried The Scott Manley maneuver... didn't make it"

"Meh, No one's ever made the first jump. [/The Matrix quote]"

Anyone firm enough in all his videos to come up with a candidate?

PS:

Scott Manley _did_ make the first jump.

What about that Mun landing he did in one of the Interstellar Quest episodes, where he barely dodged a huge cliff at 500m/s using only ANT engines?

[ronnie4444]

Nobody knows why Venus has such a thick atmosphere. Some lunatics say that it was due to physics - The actual reason is due to Scott Manley breathing on it, causing particles to be attracted to Venus.