The weirdest Most insane contracts.

[Dooz]

As the title says either post a weird contract offer or tell a mission doing one of the weird contracts!

Heres mine.

So I got a contract offer to retrieve something In orbit around Duna Id thought it was something useful like a fuel tank or science equipment with science in them.

but when i arrived and rendezvoused with the Object it turned out to be a skipper engine I was like are you kidding me, I went all the way out here just for a engine, I bet those contractors were laughing their butts off, at least the pay was 500k

I would like to hear yours!

Edited May 19, 2015 by Dooz

[martinborgen]

Capture an asteroid an put it in orbit around Ike.

Extract ore from Eve and deliver it to Gilly.

Test [whatever menial decoupler here] on an escape trajectory of Jool.

Tough the daftest I've ever seen (but declined) was Mine ore from some moon of Jool and deliver it to Jool.

[Hayhaa]

I had to extract ore and send it to you guessed it! Kerbin! I think this mission was a bug or something...

[wronkiew]

Capture an asteroid an put it in orbit around Ike.

Extract ore from Eve and deliver it to Gilly.

Test [whatever menial decoupler here] on an escape trajectory of Jool.

Tough the daftest I've ever seen (but declined) was Mine ore from some moon of Jool and deliver it to Jool.

That is hilarious!

I got a mission to put a satellite in keosynchronous orbit, but the indicator showed retrograde. It took a few launches to convince me that was what I was really supposed to do.

[Prepper-Jack]

Well, for a while I kept getting tourists who wanted a sub-orbital trajectory on the sun. I did oblige once, but alas, there was no return trip due to too little delta.

[EdwardTH]

Well, a couple of days ago I got a contract that asked me to test the launch clamp... On a low altitude sun orbit. I was like "yeeeeah... suuuree...". Sometimes those just go totally mad XD.