How many things can you cook?

[LN400]

I can cook pretty much everything. If it's edible or non-lethal is another question entirely. I do know how to cook a pretty decent pasta sauce though.

[Camacha]

I can cook pretty much everything. If it's edible or non-lethal is another question entirely.

That is pretty much what I wanted to post, but I kept myself from doing it until now I can, technically, cook pretty much everything.

[Flymetothemun]

I can cook pretty much everything. If it's edible or non-lethal is another question entirely. I do know how to cook a pretty decent pasta sauce though.

Chef 400, I'll take a rubber tire, medium well. And in place of the Axle Grease & rusty nail salad that comes with it could I have some used motor oil & methanol soup please? I'd also like a dirt & stagnant water cocktail with that and for dessert I'd like a Chernobyl Oreo.

[FishInferno]

I can cook pancakes, quesadillas, burgers, hot dogs, pizza, french toast, waffles, anything frozen, and anything with "microwavable" in its name

[LN400]

Chef 400, I'll take a rubber tire, medium well. And in place of the Axle Grease & rusty nail salad that comes with it could I have some used motor oil & methanol soup please? I'd also like a dirt & stagnant water cocktail with that and for dessert I'd like a Chernobyl Oreo.

We're fresh out of stagnant water. Would you like the vintage cream instead? It is a bit odd. I can cook a pasta sauce but don't ask me to make a straight forward gravy.

[The Destroyer]

Toast, Salmon sandwhiches (personal favourite, secret recipe ), scramblled eggs, omlette, and my CPU

[temporalExile]

I can cook a bunch of things. And come up with completely new recipes too.

Also, >inb4 Walt Kerman

[justidutch]

I love cooking, some people seem to think I'm good at it, and are all still (mostly) alive. I find it's more important to learn the various techniques involved rather than following recipes. No harm in following recipes, but if you can learn the techniques behind them, then the world is your oyster.

Oysters are easy, by the way.

[LordFerret]

I love cooking, some people seem to think I'm good at it, and are all still (mostly) alive. I find it's more important to learn the various techniques involved rather than following recipes. No harm in following recipes, but if you can learn the techniques behind them, then the world is your oyster.

Oysters are easy, by the way.

LOL! ... this is key!

Yes, oysters are easy - raw.

[michaelsteele3]

Like, a hotdog or something.

[Ninjahgoblin]

Put a recipe in front of me with proper tools and ingredients. I can pretty much cook it. I am no Baker however.

The majority of my jobs at a young age happened to be a Cook of some sort. Line cook, prep etc. Was a Pizza chef for a while. Could toss a mean 20in NY style pie.

[Ethanadams]

give me instruction ingredients the cookware and time and i will make almost anything

[Dman979]

Challenge accepted!

But can you improvise?

[Greenfire32]

I can cook a MEAN bowl of cereal...

Also, my PB & J sandwiches have been said to be the food of champions...

[AeronautEdward]

Well, at least some of us can cook something better than that mass-produced bland jelly cube NOMS thing.

[WinkAllKerb'']

i'm cooking a chocolate with milk.

[GDJ]

I am Chef Boyardee in my home.

Well, better than that. I cook a mean holiday turkey with a BBQ! Haven't killed anybody yet.

[Kozak]

Tell me what it is and i can cook it. so long as i have an ingredient list for reference. i tend to add some spices to it. i love spicy foods.

[cubinator]

I can cook anything, given the chance to drop it into the Sun.

[Evanitis]

I can cook anything, and even if I just make 'something creative' with the available ingredients, people say it's delicious. Unbiased people I mean.

My secret: my mom was an awful cook, so I had to learn to do it better at a very young age if I wanted good dishes.

[jmiki8]

I can cook every kind of pre-made food, like those ramen noodles. Delicious but pretty unhealthy. that means i can't cook at all lel

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[Tex Mechs Robot]

243 if you count sandwich variations.

[Just Jim]

Oh, I can cool all sorts of stuff..... but what I'm really proud of is how good a cook my daughter is becoming!

I can't tell you how much I love hearing "I'm cooking dinner tonight, Dad" 

[Kozak]

On 5/28/2015 at 0:25 PM, Dman979 said:

Challenge accepted!

But can you improvise?

Can i improvise? YEAH I CAN!

 

Once we were at a 4 day camp and we forgot to bring our propane tank trees (propane spout things that are adapters). we ended up just cooking everything on coals. eggs are much harder to cook that way haha. oh and pizza, much much harder lol.

[Tex Mechs Robot]

BEWARE!! TROLL AHEAD!!!!

The question specifically states "how many" and not "are you good" or "what can you cook". Nobody seems to be answering the question.