One line fun

[Two]

The point of this thread: state your KSP success or failure in one line. Bonus points if it is funny.

Example:

Jebadiah sadly figured out, that gravity also works on high mountain cliffs.

or

The Mun mission was a complete success! The next mission will then rescue the people from the previous mission.

Feel free to be creative. =)

[Jesrad]

Turns out autopilots of crew shuttles need company, or else they suicide during ascent.

[Parmenio]

Parachutes

[scola_p]

Jeb discovered it was difficult to dock without RCS, but he is sure the dents will hammer out fine.

[SubzeroSpartan7]

Jeb found that the ground is harder to see at night, but the surface was lit up for a moment.

[heng]

Mountains are not opaque vacuums.

Order of staging important is.

1st rule of electrical engineering: It might have worked with a power supply.

2nd rule of electrical engineering: It might not have.

[archnem]

Mashing the spacebar is an acceptable abort sequence.

[FancyMouse]

Ec 0/10

[Borsek]

Jebediah learned that high speeds in low atmosphere result in what is now known as the kerbal-oven effect.

[A35K]

Turns out ''Just add a bunch of parachutes'' is not a safe way of landing a 900 ton ship on Eve.

[Goddess Bhavani]

Low Calorie Super Delicious ship ready for lunch. Tabasco sauce on hot standby. Napkins to preflight condition & fries on the side.

[electronicfox]

Jeb is now slowly measuring the entire length of space.

[Guest]

It was only supposed to be a test flight.

[EBAO]

The said it could not happen, the odds were 1 in a million, but ground control managed to kill the probe with both panels facing away from the sun... Again.

[T-Bouw]

When the craft you're trying to resque is a craft that tried to resque another craft, you're doing it wrong...

[Jesrad]

OXSTAT can't power worth a damn, and pods don't hold enough RCS for any useful purpose, but the warp key can save the day.

[justidutch]

42

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[LittleBlueGaming]

They said that part wouldn't fit there... they were right.

[katateochi]

A journey through space, a manoeuvre missed in haste, Kerbal's resting place.

[Holyvision]

"1.0.3 is days, not weeks away."

[zarakon]

Pieces of the fairing are stuck to my ship and now the game thinks I'm on the ground.

[Thraken]

Orbit achieved. Circulation complete. Fuel exhausted. Rescue required.

[nadreck]

Target biome: polar lowlands; landed: poles; oh well, plane change to station is a lot of margin Jeb can use for a short hop.

[Hobbes Novakoff]

30 full seconds into the battle, and we haven't even had a mid-air collision!

[Geschosskopf]

Good news: The recovery operation at the launchpad is complete. Bad news: The recovery was of launchpad debris after a large booster landed in it.