Who would win: Jebediah vs. Megatron?

[Souper]

VS

Vote it out!

[Camaron]

Megatron is a perfectly built, massive pinnacle of technology.

Jebidiah Kerman is a Kerbal with the superpower of invariably demolishing perfectly built, massive pinnacles of technology. Also, He has been known to survive re-entry, Collisions with moon surfaces at thousands of meters per second, and direct contact with the surface of the sun, so we can assume he is immortal.

I vote Jeb.

Edited August 16, 2015 by Camaron

[Yukon0009]

Jeb can respawn. Nuff said.

[Souper]

...Just realized i was reading General KSP discussion and not Space lounge. Mods, can ya help me out here?

[WOODY01]

Megatron is a perfectly built, massive pinnacle of technology.

Jebidiah Kerman is a Kerbal with the superpower of invariably demolishing perfectly built, massive pinnacles of technology. Also, He has been known to survive re-entry, Collisions with moon surfaces at thousands of meters per second, and direct contact with the surface of the sun, so we can assume he is immortal.

I vote Jeb.

You make a valid argument. Wish I would have read your post before voting.

Jeb would win.

[cantab]

Eeeeeepic Rap Battles of History!

The name's Jebediah

I'll make this robot cry-a

When I'm lighting up the boosters

Flame this old transforming toaster

I'll be adding on some struts

When I'm kicking metal butts

You'll never win, that's just a con

I've got my shades and my sass on.

[Red Iron Crown]

Eeeeeepic Rap Battles of History!

The name's Jebediah

I'll make this robot cry-a

When I'm lighting up the boosters

Flame this old transforming toaster

I'll be adding on some struts

When I'm kicking metal butts

You'll never win, that's just a con

I've got my shades and my sass on.

Gimme that mike, fool, while I lay down some smack

All I need is my bare metal hands to attack

Without your rockets your powers vanish.

Can you even rap in backwards spanish?

At least the Autobots have wheels that work

You ain't nothing but a little green jerk

I've got this battle in the bag

You're always crippled by....lag.

*drops mike*

Edited August 17, 2015 by Red Iron Crown

[Endersmens]

Gimme that mike, fool, while I lay down some smack

All I need is my bare metal hands to attack

Without your rockets your powers vanish.

Can you even rap in backwards spanish?

At least the Autobots have wheels that work

You ain't nothing but a little green jerk

I've got this battle in the bag

You're always crippled by....lag.

*drops mike*

I may be green, and you may be metal,

But at least my cousins name isn't kettle.

You're big, grey, and you think you have style,

But I don't see "badS" in your persistence file.

I got boosters, I got struts, I drive my workers nuts,

And I'm up against a robot who has no guts.

This isn't fair, it's not a good fight,

get your autobot friends, then it just might.

[Red Iron Crown]

I may be green, and you may be metal,

But at least my cousins name isn't kettle.

You're big, grey, and you think you have style,

But I don't see "badS" in your persistence file.

I got boosters, I got struts, I drive my workers nuts,

And I'm up against a robot who has no guts.

This isn't fair, it's not a good fight,

get your autobot friends, then it just might.

You call that a rap? I call it evasion

You don't even run the rocket equation

I've been ruling other bots since I was a lad

Half of your stuff blows up on the pad

I've been beating other toys up here on the shelf

You got no MP you just play with yourself

Sure you may have orbited your world

Still took you four years to find your first girl.

Who won? Who's next? You decide!

[Starwhip]

You call that a rap? I call it evasion

You don't even run the rocket equation

I've been ruling other bots since I was a lad

Half of your stuff blows up on the pad

I've been beating other toys up here on the shelf

You got no MP you just play with yourself

Sure you may have orbited your world

Still took you four years to find your first girl.

I've ridden rockets with the command seat,

This here helmet be impossible to beat,

I've taken blasts of radiation directly to the face,

Nuclear engines that would melt you to useless waste,

So go ahead, try to come at me, give it all you've got,

Bet you can't so much as make my suit glow red hot,

I've got control of time, can bend physics to my will,

You'd be better off as an ornament on the windowsill.

[windows_x_seven]

Eeeeeepic Rap Battles of History!

The name's Jebediah

I'll make this robot cry-a

When I'm lighting up the boosters

Flame this old transforming toaster

I'll be adding on some struts

When I'm kicking metal butts

You'll never win, that's just a con

I've got my shades and my sass on.

Gimme that mike, fool, while I lay down some smack

All I need is my bare metal hands to attack

Without your rockets your powers vanish.

Can you even rap in backwards spanish?

At least the Autobots have wheels that work

You ain't nothing but a little green jerk

I've got this battle in the bag

You're always crippled by....lag.

*drops mike*

I may be green, and you may be metal,

But at least my cousins name isn't kettle.

You're big, grey, and you think you have style,

But I don't see "badS" in your persistence file.

I got boosters, I got struts, I drive my workers nuts,

And I'm up against a robot who has no guts.

This isn't fair, it's not a good fight,

get your autobot friends, then it just might.

You call that a rap? I call it evasion

You don't even run the rocket equation

I've been ruling other bots since I was a lad

Half of your stuff blows up on the pad

I've been beating other toys up here on the shelf

You got no MP you just play with yourself

Sure you may have orbited your world

Still took you four years to find your first girl.

Who won? Who's next? You decide!

I've ridden rockets with the command seat,

This here helmet be impossible to beat,

I've taken blasts of radiation directly to the face,

Nuclear engines that would melt you to useless waste,

So go ahead, try to come at me, give it all you've got,

Bet you can't so much as make my suit glow red hot,

I've got control of time, can bend physics to my will,

You'd be better off as an ornament on the windowsill.

[Slam_Jones]

Jeb for sure. Just look at his eyes, man! He's crazy.

[Bill Phil]

I've ridden rockets with the command seat,

This here helmet be impossible to beat,

I've taken blasts of radiation directly to the face,

Nuclear engines that would melt you to useless waste,

So go ahead, try to come at me, give it all you've got,

Bet you can't so much as make my suit glow red hot,

I've got control of time, can bend physics to my will,

You'd be better off as an ornament on the windowsill.

Kraken enters...

I don't care what you say

Or wether it's night or day

I rule over all in my way

And can blow you all away

I am the Kraken

You all worship me

All you do is acting

You've already been beat

[gmpd2000]

Added this thread to bookmarks for the rap battles, EPIC!

[vger]

Kraken enters...

I don't care what you say

Or wether it's night or day

I rule over all in my way

And can blow you all away

I am the Kraken

You all worship me

All you do is acting

You've already been beat

Kraken, instead of talk smackin' you'd be better off packin'

T-minus 6 minutes 'fore you get a butt thwackin

You're just a noodly appendage and you've got no spine

And it don't matter where you hide because it's your worlds on which I dine!

Mega, don't even bother trying, cuz you're too low in the ranks.

Even as a pistol you are always shootin' blanks

You're just a tooth pick on my galactic dinner tray

And only I was smart enough to stay away from Michael Bay!

Jeb, like whatever, you're not even in my orbit.

Do yourself a favor, build yourself a ship and board it

I hope you've got MOAR boosters to preserve your own existence

Cuz there's only five minutes left to reach minimum safe distance!

I.... AM.... UNICRON!

Edited August 17, 2015 by vger

[BagelRabbit]

I've ridden rockets with the command seat,

This here helmet be impossible to beat,

I've taken blasts of radiation directly to the face,

Nuclear engines that would melt you to useless waste,

So go ahead, try to come at me, give it all you've got,

Bet you can't so much as make my suit glow red hot,

I've got control of time, can bend physics to my will,

You'd be better off as an ornament on the windowsill.

What? You're kidding me, sonny! You can't even walk straight.

You can barely fly rockets, you piece of Kraken bait!

I'm doing my job. Your explosions are pointless.

You claim immortality? I couldn't care less.

You're trying out missiles? Oh, how cute! How fun!

I can move things with my mind. Physics: 0, Me: 1.

Yeah, you claim to break physics with clipping and Krakens.

Guess who can't change his size? Sir, you're in for a smackin'.

Why did you even challenge me, worthless green creature?

You don't stack up in the slightest. Get back to the bleachers.

[cantab]

Sacré bleu! What is this friction?

Between these works of science fiction.

You've all had enough turns,

And I'm sure you think you're cool

Now step aside for Jules Verne,

I'm the one who begun it all!

I will knock you round the world in eighty kicks.

My space guns are no Bull, but you're all lunatics.

Jeb call yourself an Orbiter? You circle tiny planets!

Meg your films just took the Michael, shoulda stayed within your comics.

Kraken you're just a Squad of bugs, you wouldn't scare my NaN,

Unicron you called yourself a god? You fell in a cosmic garbage can.

Now it's time to journey to the centre of this rap war,

But you know the only victor is to be the French author,

Compared to all you children I am twenty thousand leagues ahead,

And my works, they'll still be printing them when your copyright is long dead.

[Spaceception]

Claps really loudly.