Explain that to the insurance agency

[Tex Mechs Robot]

well, despite popular opinion, you're not supposed to iron your ion engines. says so right on the label.

 

your AI controlled lunar mission rejected its attitude adjustment and went to mars instead.

[mikeman7918]

The autopilot decided the mission was too important to let Kerbal error mess it up.

Your space plane overshoots the space center by 500 kilometers.

[SpaceJuice]

Your wings decided to produce 5 times more lift than they should.

My plane landing gear breaks upon taking of.

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[Ehco Corrallo]

There was a speedbump on the runway.  

The VAB implodes. 

 

[SpaceJuice]

A fusion reactor made a star, then mysteriously becomes a black hole.

my plane lithobreaks on landing.

Edited January 28, 2016 by SpaceJuice

[Matuchkin]

It lightly lithobraked with its landing gear, then used its brakes to come to a full stop. 

Your pilot needs to go to the washroom seconds before a launch.

Edited January 28, 2016 by Matuchkin

[mikeman7918]

We told him to go earlier...

Your entire rocket exploded as the first stage is jettisoned.

[cubinator]

The hat guy designed it...

Your Duna rover stops responding to commands, and begins driving towards the SSTV mountain. It starts sending obscure, ominous messages back to Kerbin.

[mikeman7918]

Someone hacked the rover.  (So anticlimactic.)

Your rocket did the gravity turn west instead of east, and is now orbiting retrograde.

[Speadge]

valentina was steering and she switched right with left.

you bring back an (class E) asteroid to LKO but accidently deorbit it.

[mikeman7918]

The R&D center said they wanted a sample.

Your space station looses pressure.

[Guest]

The astronauts wanted to lose some weight.

 

Instead of disposing of the bottom stage, you activate your capsule's parachutes.

[mikeman7918]

Are you trying to tell me that the abort button does not dispense snacks?

Your rocket's fuel tank has a leak.

[Speadge]

Government asked us to replace some chemtrail planes.

U were asked for an asteroid sample and accidently brought back gilly.

[cubinator]

They said they needed a lot...

Your asteroid redirect mission latches onto a NKO, only to find that it is actually a space squid (relative of the Kraken, but not as magical). The squid is now very angry and disassembles your ship.

[Tex]

It didn't look alive when we first went near it...

 

You stage the first stage on a rocket to get it to blast off, but the engine doesn't engage, no matter what you try.

[Guest]

The fuel was stolen!

You accidentally drop a rover into Dres Canyon.

[Spaceception]

The engineers forgot to correct a gimballing engine... That was pointed to the side.

Your rocket races to the VAB, RUDing it.

[RocketSquid]

We forgot to add parachutes, so we figured that was the fastest way to get it back into the VAB.

Your spaceplane sticks to the runway and brings it all the way to LKO.

[mikeman7918]

Seriously?  Who put glue in the runway cleaner truck?

After building your rocket and putting it on the launchpad, you find that it's been upside down this whole time.

[Hysterrics]

"In our defense, our engineers really like symmetry!"

Ah damn, the VAB is in ruins again.

[mikeman7918]

It's all an elaborate conspiracy involving controlled demolition.  Our rocket crashing into it couldn't have been the cause because rocket fuel can't melt steel beams.

Your SSTO undershoots and crash lands near the mountain range west of KSC.

[GDJ]

We did it for the money.

(Everything levelled and you're caught with the remote detonator)

[mikeman7918]

It was right next to the TV remote and something boring was on.

Your Mun lander probe runs out of fuel and impacts the surface of the Mun.

[cubinator]

It was totally an impact experiment! Yeah! Definitely not an accident! 

All the KSC ground vehicles are on top of the VAB one morning.