Explain that to the insurance agency

[RocketSquid]

They told us not to let it hit a planet. Dres is in fact, a dwarf planet.

 

A spaceplane successfully launches upside down, then crashes into the Mun.

[max_creative]

Because the kraken wanted lunch.

the Moho care package exploded during the transfer burn.

[qzgy]

The care package was replaced by an absent minded employee carrying rocket fuel. He wanted the snacks.

An asteroid crashed on Kerbin.

[max_creative]

Jeb fell asleep and when he woke up he thought he was playing a simulator so he crashed it.

a plane flew into the VAB and then the entire ksc blew up.

[HoloYolo]

It was even a plane! It was JEB BUSH. IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB

Your Dres mission accidently flies to Laythe.

[max_creative]

Because you redirected it @HoloYolo!

the kraken eats the R&D department.

[Delfinus]

The crew thought Dres was too boring, so they decided to fly to the exotic Tropical destination of Laythe instead.

 

Kerbin suddenly starts orbiting Jool.

 

 

Edited March 22, 2016 by DolphinDude3

[max_creative]

Because danny2462 was messing with hyperedit.

[Mjp1050]

 

5 hours ago, max_creative said:

the kraken eats the R&D department.

because all that beautiful SCHIENCE!!!! makes it jealous.

[max_creative]

For science not getting eaten by the kraken!

Gene runs out of Koffie and freaks out.

[Mjp1050]

8 minutes ago, max_creative said:

Gene runs out of Koffie and freaks out.

because Bill drank all of it in preparation for his first Munshot.

Your Eve Orbital Station has a periapsis (perieve?) of 20 km...

[max_creative]

Because they were bouncing around on Gilly and let mechjeb do the burn.

(also you got that right its periapsis)

you the hype train crashes into your rocket.

[RoketMan]

Jeb thought all the hype would ignite the engines.

The capsule that you sent to the moon successfully landed on the moon, but crashed on Kerbin

[max_creative]

Because it reentered fine but Gus forget the parachute.

Your station spontaneously combusts.

[RoketMan]

 We told Jebediah not to mix chemicals in the science lab unsupervised. Judging from the explosive chemical residue we found on parts of the station, he did it anyway. 

your Moon Lander touches down, you EVA to do science activities, but when you're trying to lift off, the engine doesn't light. (This actually happened to me like 20 minutes ago!)

Edited March 25, 2016 by RoketMan

[Mjp1050]

... Because you forgot to put solar panels on?

A kraken takes up permanent residence in the Spaceplane Hanger...

[RocketSquid]

It's name is George. We will feed it hype. Soon, it will smite our enemies! Also our allies!

George actually starts smiting allies.

[Mjp1050]

... Because it's a kraken. What did you think would happen?

Bill and Bob accidentally incinerate a base on Minmus with an ion engine...

[RocketSquid]

To be honest, they probably deserve a reward for managing to burn something with an ion engine.

Minmus lander's engine overheats... and melts a giant hole in minmus

[Joshwoo70]

Jeb push the " moar thrust" button.

All the lights along the streets starts flashing in synce with : trans sybirian ban's - wizards in winter

[Mjp1050]

Jeb, get off the air - simply because you are in orbit does not mean you can broadcast your radio.

The VAB starts to shudder...

[Joshwoo70]

someone is headed at us at "ludicrous speed!"

Jeb suddenly becomes worried

[cubinator]

The ship is entering the atmosphere but it's not going fast enough for plasma!

Your Minmus base is suddenly orbiting Bop with no apparent reason and no propulsion system that could have gotten it there.

[Joshwoo70]

Jeb invented krakens.

The PSA in the ksc starts playing some chip tunes... weird! :/

[Mjp1050]

Gene, on Bring Your Kid To Work day, lets his kids run amok in Mission Control.

A class - E asteroid is on a collision course with your base on Minmus...