Explain that to the insurance agency

[max_creative]

FOR SCIENCE!!! 

The forums stops working. DUN DUN DUN!!!

[EliasDanger]

Well fix it soon. However you put that little tm on soon.

All you're wishes come true, but are horribly corrupted.

[max_creative]

http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/9410-make-a-wish-and-have-it-horribly-corrupted/

The WiFi dies. Again.

[EliasDanger]

Its working now, just had to unplug it, wait 10 seconds, and then plug it in again.

 

The entire population of your colony on Dres die of boredom.

[Delfinus]

We had not done extensive investigation of Dres prior to sending them there, and therefore we were unaware that it is the most boring planet in the Kerbol system.

 

Humans and Kerbals make contact, but the Humans interpret the typical Kerbal landing as an act of war.

[max_creative]

Yeah, you should expect that from Kerbals. 

Someone Cough Cough Elias Cough Danger Cough Cough says Dres is boring.

[Delfinus]

It is simply the truth, it's just a boring rock floating through space, maybe if it had rings and a moon it'd be more interesting... (I'm looking at you, people who make planet mods)

 

The next Human lander to land on Titan accidentally lands in the Titanian lakes and sinks.

[max_creative]

Oopsy. 

Spud appers around Dres, and shoots and destroys Laythe with nyan cat.

[Joshwoo70]

damn.. that router advertisement packet is gaining sentinence

google goes dark.

[max_creative]

POWER OUTAGE!!! 

Everyone hates me for over posting.

[Joshwoo70]

yeah.. duh.. even the insurance agency cannot help *shrugs*

my wifi connection goes wonky.

[max_creative]

Go closer to the router. 

Laythe gets hit with a big class Z asteroid.

[EliasDanger]

The debris from laythe took out Dres too, so it was totally worth it.

After spending billions developing miniture satellites powered by lasers to explore neighboring stars, each and every satellite crashes into the moon because some idiot engineer was using the imperial system of measurements and didnt tell nasa.

[Delfinus]

The Engineer forgot NASA uses the metric system.

 

@max_creative ruins the forum games. (Which he has already done)

[max_creative]

Yep. 

The return of Green Iron Crown! Dun Dun Dun!

[Joshwoo70]

one shalt not talk abt green crown.

power goes down...

[max_creative]

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE POWER! 

This happens to the forum games: 

Spoiler

 

[Matuchkin]

2 hours ago, DolphinDude3 said:

The Engineer forgot NASA uses the metric system.

 

@max_creative ruins the forum games. (Which he has already done)

I don't know about you, but I like friendly people like Max.

[max_creative]

Thanks! 

People look at this thread.

[cubinator]

It's a forum. People go to forums to look at threads, what else did you expect them to do?

Dres suddenly disappears.

[max_creative]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! 

Dres hater!!! @Sanic ALL DRES HATERS ARE TERRIBLE!!! 

Your Rubik's cubes explode.

[EliasDanger]

When we put it back together, it'll still be solved, promise.

 

Dres kills itself from low self esteem and just falls out of Kerbol orbit, dead and never seen again. No one cares.

 

[max_creative]

EVEN MORE 

NOOOOOOO!!!

The kraken dies. Permanently.

[Delfinus]

A Squad of Monkeys destroyed it, not our fault.

 

Full-scale bombardment of the space between Duna and Jool is commenced.

 

 

[max_creative]

In the process both Duna and Jool are destroyed. No more Laythe either.