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Challenger was a lie, created to convince the public that the shuttle program was a bad idea and that America should give up on space so they couldn't find Hitler's base on the moon. Obviously it was the Nazis from Argentina who sabataged the launch, Florida has the highest Argentinian American populations! The crew had their memories wiped and were transplanted into new lives, and no one was the wiser!

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4 hours ago, Matuchkin said:

The earth is a mandelbrot fractal!

 

4 hours ago, Matuchkin said:

It's also a paraboloid!

It's a cubic Mandelbrot set protected onto the surface of a decateron! somehow...

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53 minutes ago, Matuchkin said:

- that is four-dimensional and is in a spherical Cartesian plane environment (not our usual cubic one).

How are you fitting a 5-dimensional decateron into a 4-dimensional space? :P

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1 hour ago, 0111narwhalz said:

Why, by projecting it, of course!

The Earth is the projector itself...

On 17/05/2016 at 4:00 PM, Andem said:

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Challenger was a lie, created to convince the public that the shuttle program was a bad idea and that America should give up on space so they couldn't find Hitler's base on the moon. Obviously it was the Nazis from Argentina who sabataged the launch, Florida has the highest Argentinian American populations! The crew had their memories wiped and were transplanted into new lives, and no one was the wiser!

It's the guy with the question mark instead of a face. We're looking for him. He's probably the Argentinian who sabotaged the launch, killing himself.

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The sun is actually a toroid black hole orbiting earth! He government just tells us it's a star because they want to disguise the light of the engines on the giant war machine they are sending after the aliens for taking the worlds tacos! Also, the moon landings were actually done on Theia!

(theia is the one that hit earth and made the moon right?)

ALSO PUBLISHING BEFOR THEY GET ME THE ? GUY IS ACTUALLY NAT$:83?3-

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BECAUSE THEYRE HERE
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22 hours ago, WinkAllKerb'' said:

attempt to learn to speak like others

...

others don't attempt to speak like you

#yawn

Same speak we learn to do, haha shrug #yawn

....

whisper language things between two organisms. now we same but different.

*splash*

 

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The teletubbies are actually deranged human prisoners sent back to a post apocalyptic world, as we ran away from the aliens. Their task is to try to fix the earth. Unfortunately, the aliens uses NooNoo to lower the mental age of the teletubbies until they were burbling babies.

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6 hours ago, KerbalOmmex said:

The Saturn V used Methalox! The government claims that it has not been developed so that the public thinks it used Kerolox!

Actually, it used unsymmetrical dyhydrilkeromethanate, with Nitrates of kerolythanol as the oxidizer. :P

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7 minutes ago, Matuchkin said:

Actually, it used unsymmetrical dyhydrilkeromethanate, with Nitrates of kerolythanol as the oxidizer. :P

LOL:sticktongue: That's something Google won't tell you 'bout.

So, new conspiracy!

The N1 was actually a prototype non-nuclear bomb

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