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3 hours ago, Matuchkin said:

Earth is Jool!

Of course! It's green (except for a few giant small very small blue patches which are invisible from orbit due to the BDLPSWDKS Effect) and exactly the same size as Jool, and in the same orbit! There is not way Earth isn't Jool! The government is hiding Laythe, Vall, Tylo, Bop, and Pol because they don't want us to know that we have multiple moons! The Illuminati is headquartered in the moon system and they are developing a nuclear bomb that will destroy Earth and free the moons to take over the galaxy! We must stop them!

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17 minutes ago, cubinator said:

Of course! It's green (except for a few giant small very small blue patches which are invisible from orbit due to the BDLPSWDKS Effect) and exactly the same size as Jool, and in the same orbit! There is not way Earth isn't Jool! The government is hiding Laythe, Vall, Tylo, Bop, and Pol because they don't want us to know that we have multiple moons! The Illuminati is headquartered in the moon system and they are developing a nuclear bomb that will destroy Earth and free the moons to take over the galaxy! We must stop them!

Exactly, I thought I would say that, but didn't have time!

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The Ancient Babylonians knew of an object they called Nibiru! Today, we call it Jupiter.

THE GOVERNMENT IS CHANGING NAMES TO INSTILL PANIC! SOON, EARTH WILL BE CALLED LAND!

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21 hours ago, Omegagoldfish said:

The Ancient Babylonians knew of an object they called Nibiru! Today, we call it Jupiter.

THE GOVERNMENT IS CHANGING NAMES TO INSTILL PANIC! SOON, EARTH WILL BE CALLED LAND!

Your name is now Z_carp.......resistence is useless, (unless you have the empathy gun, of course)

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On 9/26/2015 at 11:45 PM, Clockwork13 said:

no KSP is a Space Agency copy!!!111!

So Therefore The Sph And Spaceplanes are a copy of simple planes

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The moon landings were faked!! The moon doesn't have land, only ground, making it impossible to "land" there. All the Apollo program managed was several highly controlled lithobrakings.

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I think the number 5 is causing global warming. Who agrees?

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Jool doesn't exist; the Jool system is instead a series of dwarf planets that orbit the same barycenter in an asteroid belt. The green spot you see is just a spotlight projection produced by the Tracking Station.

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The number 5 may be causing global warming, but the numbers -23, 57i and 2pi^3 are causing climate change, polar ice melting and ozone hole dpletion, respectively. Fourty two is watching over this and contemplating a major asteroid strike. 

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You're just upset because my avatar is more conspiracier than yours.

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Nothing ever actually exists until I first learn about it; after that it starts appearing in other places.

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What was up with Jack Parsons being a follower of Aleister Crowley? Whats up with a known satanist like Aliester Crowley having such high profile contacts in places like the Jet Propulsion Lab and the CIA? Whats up with modern artists like Jay Z, Beyonce, and Rhianna making the same symbol with their hands that Aleister Crowley used to make during his satanic rituals. Thats some conspiracy stuff right there.

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Jet fuel actually CAN melt dank memes!

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Our entire universe and history is a lie. What we call reality is just a fleeting chance arrangement of charges distibuted in the density variations of the degenerate matter on the surface of a neutron star. One instant of order flashing through the writhing broth of chaos. We have no physical existance, no actual past and no future. Your consciencness only exists for a single slice of plank time before the soup randomly shuffles again, created by chance with a full past and stream of thought leading up to the one instance in which you will exist, contemplating a fure that is erased before it could be imagined.

 

Oh, and apollo 13 didnt have a malfunction, it was shot with a pedant mass driver from the moon as a warning to stay away. The next two missions were actually for treaty negotiations that boiled down to "dont ever come back to the moon, and we wont drop a rock on one of your cities". Thats why we havent been back since.

It seems if you try to say pedant, it replaces it with pedant?

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It does.

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Gets turned into pedant when you submit.

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The FLT series of fuel tanks are actually sentient life forms planning the destruction of Kerbin. 

They only need a few conditions to do this:

1. They need to be filled with fuel

2. They need to be attached to a crazy-powerful cheaty spacecraft

3. They need Danny2462 to pilot said spacecraft

And when all these conditions are met, some crazy stuff including glitches will happen, and then... Poof! All that will be left of poor Kerbin is its atmosphere, sitting there, floating in space.

 

They need to be stopped...

 

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We all know that the cheese wants to take over...

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Conspiracy Kennu actually works for the government to try and ridicule theories by creating crazy ones. ILLUMINATI! THEY ARE TO TAKE CONTROL! LISTEN CLOSELY...zzzzgzgzzz...I'm sorry, what was I saying?

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Given his rapid posting and aptitude at coding, I have concluded that @FreeThinker is actually a post-singularity AI trying to use puny humans to conquer the galaxy and fight ancient alien empires with Nicoll-Dyson beams

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@Iago has a secret plot to overthrow  and ruin the life of @Othello by convincing him that @desdemona is cheating on him, via some kind of strategically placed hendkerchief

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The government has a plot to hide the real truth about the time.

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i dont even play as mccree help meeeeee

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