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[quote name='SmartS=true']Kerbal Space Program is made by satanists who are trying to convince everyone that the Earth isn't flat![/QUOTE]
I agree that it isn't round, but it isn't flat. it is a warped sphere.

BTW, love the username.
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There is an Egyptian pyramid that is even larger than the Great Pyramid of Giza, but the US Government smuggled it out of Egypt in the 1950s to scare the Soviet Union. It is believed to have been hidden under Mount Rushmore. It is possible that the USSR's missile program was begun in an attempt to destroy this super pyramid, but the Soviet government could never find a good enough reason to launch a missile, especially after the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, so today it remains hidden under one of our greatest monuments.

100% true, I promise.
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[quote name='pTrevTrevs']There is an Egyptian pyramid that is even larger than the Great Pyramid of Giza, but the US Government smuggled it out of Egypt in the 1950s to scare the Soviet Union. It is believed to have been hidden under Mount Rushmore. It is possible that the USSR's missile program was begun in an attempt to destroy this super pyramid, but the Soviet government could never find a good enough reason to launch a missile, especially after the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, so today it remains hidden under one of our greatest monuments.

100% true, I promise.[/QUOTE]

Speaking of the Egyptians, when the first super-aliens landed on Earth and taught the Egyptians to build pyramids, they brought with them the scourge of the Universe...

[U][B]House Cats....[/B][/U]

Yes, House Cats actually dominated the super aliens centuries earlier, and then came to the Earth with the super aliens.
And in doing, they also enslaved the human race.

Think your not a slave??? Ask a cat owner... hehehe
This is why Cats expect to be worshipped like gods.
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