Holy frack, I'm [nationality]!

[Misterspork]

It gets to 100+(38+ C) Fahrenheit here and I don\'t break a sweat.

Holy frack, I\'m Californian!

[HOC]

I drink tea whilst complaining about the weather. That happens everywhere, right? I\'m also FOURTEEN.

Holy crap, I\'m british!

[Kreuzung]

I have a last name everyone fails to spell right at the first try.

I\'m german.

[sss]

I have no idea what kerbals are.

Holy frak, im Earthian!

if you dont like that, just

[Twinky827]

I go to Elitch Gardens every week (Almost)

Holy Frak, I\'m a Denverite.

[Fulbert]

I drive a foppish car and yet can\'t afford to rent a decent flat.

Shtob ya sdokh, I\'m Russian!

[Pluto100]

I live near about 5 Mcdonalds! I also live near about 3 malls. (I hate Mcdonalds.)

Holy crap, I\'m American!

[randyrules711]

I\'ll take a large soda.

Holy frack, I\'m American.

[Jaydee]

I ate a waffle.

Holy frack, I\'m Belgian!

[iamwearingpants]

I eat, sleep, poop, and drool for three months during the summer.

Holy frack, I\'m American!

[simplemunrockets]

I consider 25% humidity high. Holy frack, I\'m Californian.

[bpkwarrior]

I\'m 6\'1', 150 pounds (imperial system SUCKS), my diet consists of iced tea, moxie, and cheezits, and I sit down and play video games all day. Holy FRACK I\'m american.

[RedDwarfIV]

I\'ll have a \'fizzy drink\' with natural \'colourings\' which I shall put in the \'boot\' of my \'Mum\'\'s car, where it shall likely spill, whereapon I shall put the can into the recycling \'wheelie bin\', and mop up the mess with \'toilet roll\'.

American translation:

-\'Soda\'

-\'Coloring\'

-\'Trunk\'

-\'Mom\'

-\'Dumpster\'

-\'Bog roll\'

Holy Sanyo DVD recorder and Hi-Fi video cassette recorder on a desk, I\'m British.

[madspy]

I woke up today, looked outside and the rainwater was 7 inches deep.

Holy frack, Im british.

[Nooblet68]

I woke up today to produce an arduous groan about it being sunny because I\'m too used to overcast and showers.

Nothing\'s Holy, I\'m British!

[Bioman222]

I\'m reading forums inside during 100+ weather of summer break, my lawns are mainly brown.

Holy Crap, I\'m a Hoosier.

[Luigibro606]

It\'s always cloudy or raining here except for that one day in summer where it\'s too hot to go outside.

Holy Frack, I\'m British!

[Guest doughbred]

I\'m surrounded by people who can\'t stop hating each other

Holy shit... I\'m alien, and better than humans.

[XSP-Xenon Space Programm]

I built an asymmetrical rocket (accidentally), I could not think clearly until I had removed that...

Holy frack, I\'m German

I have a last name everyone fails to spell right at the first try.

I think that should be no problem ;P

[simplemunrockets]

[Nooblet68]

I still don\'t give a governor\'s s**t about Tennis.

Holy governor, I\'m still British!

[Nomer]

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[The Cobbler]

Injust at pancakes (real ones) and Gouda cheese while watching the milks outside my house

Holy couch with comfortable pillows placed to face the TV, Im Dutch!

[qwertyx2y]

I can\'t look anywhere without seeing sheep or people playing rugby, Americans think where part of Australia. HOLY SHEEP AND COWS I\'m a New Zealander!!

[Gojira]

My state\'s no longer on fire!

Holy frack, I\'m American, in Colorado!