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I saw this in the archives, and since i could not reply, i decided to revive the game here.

[input a standard feature of real world space programs]?

THAT\'S NOT KERBAL.

[input hilarious alternative]

THAT\'S KERBAL!

Observe:

Carefully fitted spacecraft seats with 5-point harnesses?

THAT\'S NOT KERBAL!

Stools with straps in the ceiling for the crew to hang onto.

THAT\'S KERBAL!

Recruiting the best and brightest?

THAT\'S NOT KERBAL!

Tricking the janitor into locking himself into the capsule.

THAT\'S KERBAL!

Think you can do better?

GO!

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Wait, no replies? :\'( i thought this was a good game.

5 engines for liftoff

THAT\'S NOT KERBAL.

50 boosters and 50 liquid engines?

THATS KERBAL!

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Docking a supply capsule to a station?

THATS NOT KERBAL!

Grabbing it with a giant claw?

THATS KERBAL!

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Foregoing safety in favor of results?

That\'s NOT Kerbal!

Foregoing results in favor of explosions?

That\'s Kerbal!

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Efficiency?

That\'s NOT Kerbal.

Fuel tank space elevators that explode whole continents?

That\'s Kerbal!

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Going through design and testing procedures that take years to complete?

That\'s not Kerbal

Slapping a ship together and hoping it flies?

That\'s Kerbal!

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Re-using rockets?

thats NOT kerbal

Blowing up the remander of the rocket?

THATS kerbal.

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Carefully checking if everything is working before lift-off?

THAT\'S NOT KERBAL

Pressing the big red take-off button like a maniac?

THAT\'S KERBAL.

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Advanced computer control systems linked with RCS?

That\'s not Kerbal!

Slapping as many SAS\'s as the rocket can hold?

Now THAT\'s Kerbal!

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What game is that, may I ask, my good sir?

Silent Hunter III. I had been wanting to do a post similar to that for quite some time.

If there is even the smallest failure in any sort of way, everything MUST be stopped and every tiny bit of the craft inspected.

That \'s NOT Kerbal!

If there is any sort of failure, the ship MUST be launched in order to inspect the results.

That\'s Kerbal!

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Launching ships with computers?

thats NOT kerbal!

Launching ships controlled by a new-bord kerbal?

THATS kerbal!

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Landing on the Mun with all of the safety in the world?

That\'s Not Kerbal!

Landing on the Mun with no safety and going at 3000 M/S?

That\'s Kerbal!

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ASAS?

That\'s not Kerbal.

Letting Jeb take the wheel?

THAT\'S KERBAL!

... not to mention suicidal.

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Carrying heavy spare parts, even if there is almost no need for them?

Thats NOT Kerbal.

Fixing everything with duct tape and this mysterious elastic thingy labelled \'C4\'?

Not that is Kerbal ;D

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Landing on the Moon.

THAT\'S NOT KERBAL!

Crashing onto the Mun.

THAT\'S KERBAL!

Oooh, better one:

Training pilots for years, and sending the best of the best of them on the first mission to the Moon?

THAT\'S NOT KERBAL!

Finding three green brothers and sticking them in the CM with no training whatsoever?

THAT\'S KERBAL!

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Building precise parts?

THATS NOT KERBAL!

Getting parts from the junkyard?

THATS KERBAL!

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Sleeping in space with special bands,

That\'s not Kerbal.

Taping and gluing yourself like a cocoon with packaging tape in a floating chair,

THAT\'S KERBAL

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Using winglets in the atmosphere?

THAT\'S NOT KERBAL!

Having jettable RCS tanks on the top of your craft, ready for the entire trip?

NOW THAT\'S KERBAL!

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Thrust vectoring of the launch vehicle\'s engines?

THAT\'S NOT KERBAL!

One tiny gyroscope to control a 50 m high rocket?

THAT\'S KERBAL!

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Complicated mathematics and equations?

That\'s not Kerbal!

Voodoo and guesswork?

THAT\'S KERBAL!

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