sss Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 I saw this in the archives, and since i could not reply, i decided to revive the game here.[input a standard feature of real world space programs]?THAT\'S NOT KERBAL.[input hilarious alternative]THAT\'S KERBAL!Observe:Carefully fitted spacecraft seats with 5-point harnesses?THAT\'S NOT KERBAL!Stools with straps in the ceiling for the crew to hang onto.THAT\'S KERBAL!Recruiting the best and brightest?THAT\'S NOT KERBAL!Tricking the janitor into locking himself into the capsule.THAT\'S KERBAL!Think you can do better?GO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sss Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 Wait, no replies? :\'( i thought this was a good game.5 engines for liftoffTHAT\'S NOT KERBAL.50 boosters and 50 liquid engines?THATS KERBAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreuzung Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Docking a supply capsule to a station?THATS NOT KERBAL!Grabbing it with a giant claw?THATS KERBAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulufaic Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Foregoing safety in favor of results?That\'s NOT Kerbal!Foregoing results in favor of explosions?That\'s Kerbal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millst0ne MK II Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Killing kerbals in space? Thats not Kerbal.Killing kerbals before they leave the pad, THAT\'S KERBAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imandreas Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Efficiency?That\'s NOT Kerbal.Fuel tank space elevators that explode whole continents?That\'s Kerbal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkbird Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 This is not Kerbal...THIS is Kerbal!Also, hello forums! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyrules711 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Going through design and testing procedures that take years to complete?That\'s not KerbalSlapping a ship together and hoping it flies?That\'s Kerbal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Wasteland Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Dropping Nukes on AuthorizationThat\'s not KerbalNuking Nilly-WillyThat\'s Kerbal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sss Posted June 9, 2012 Author Share Posted June 9, 2012 Re-using rockets?thats NOT kerbalBlowing up the remander of the rocket?THATS kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_chair Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Carefully checking if everything is working before lift-off?THAT\'S NOT KERBALPressing the big red take-off button like a maniac?THAT\'S KERBAL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_chair Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 This is not Kerbal...THIS is Kerbal!Also, hello forums!What game is that, may I ask, my good sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigibro606 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Advanced computer control systems linked with RCS?That\'s not Kerbal!Slapping as many SAS\'s as the rocket can hold?Now THAT\'s Kerbal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkbird Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 What game is that, may I ask, my good sir?Silent Hunter III. I had been wanting to do a post similar to that for quite some time.If there is even the smallest failure in any sort of way, everything MUST be stopped and every tiny bit of the craft inspected.That \'s NOT Kerbal!If there is any sort of failure, the ship MUST be launched in order to inspect the results.That\'s Kerbal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sss Posted June 9, 2012 Author Share Posted June 9, 2012 Launching ships with computers?thats NOT kerbal!Launching ships controlled by a new-bord kerbal?THATS kerbal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Safety?That\'s not Kerbal.Lack ofThat\'s Kerbal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pluto100 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Landing on the Mun with all of the safety in the world?That\'s Not Kerbal!Landing on the Mun with no safety and going at 3000 M/S?That\'s Kerbal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 ASAS?That\'s not Kerbal.Letting Jeb take the wheel?THAT\'S KERBAL!... not to mention suicidal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreuzung Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Carrying heavy spare parts, even if there is almost no need for them?Thats NOT Kerbal.Fixing everything with duct tape and this mysterious elastic thingy labelled \'C4\'?Not that is Kerbal ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOC Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Landing on the Moon.THAT\'S NOT KERBAL!Crashing onto the Mun.THAT\'S KERBAL!Oooh, better one:Training pilots for years, and sending the best of the best of them on the first mission to the Moon?THAT\'S NOT KERBAL!Finding three green brothers and sticking them in the CM with no training whatsoever?THAT\'S KERBAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sss Posted June 11, 2012 Author Share Posted June 11, 2012 Building precise parts?THATS NOT KERBAL!Getting parts from the junkyard?THATS KERBAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbalboy2000 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Sleeping in space with special bands,That\'s not Kerbal.Taping and gluing yourself like a cocoon with packaging tape in a floating chair,THAT\'S KERBAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamwearingpants Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Using winglets in the atmosphere?THAT\'S NOT KERBAL!Having jettable RCS tanks on the top of your craft, ready for the entire trip?NOW THAT\'S KERBAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alchemist Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Thrust vectoring of the launch vehicle\'s engines?THAT\'S NOT KERBAL!One tiny gyroscope to control a 50 m high rocket?THAT\'S KERBAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Complicated mathematics and equations?That\'s not Kerbal!Voodoo and guesswork?THAT\'S KERBAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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