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I had to do this:

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so white 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white 'n' nerdy?
Look at me I'm white 'n' nerdy!

I wanna roll with
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
We really white 'n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a champion at DND
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo, I know Pi out to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer rap I haven't run
At Pascal well I'm number 1
Do Vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun

Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

They see me roll on, my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white 'n' nerdy?
Look at me I'm white 'n' nerdy!

I'd like to roll with
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
How'd I get so white 'n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me

Bored, shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized the Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL

I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML do for them all
Even make a homepage for my dog

Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop! Hope no one sees me get freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club
And even the chess team!

Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
I got my name on my underwear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white 'n' nerdy
Just because I'm white 'n' nerdy
Just because I'm white 'n' nerdy
All because I'm white 'n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white 'n' nerdy!
I wanna bowl with
The gangsters
But oh well it's obvious I'm
White 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white 'n' nerdy!

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16 hours ago, 53miner53 said:

history teacher

History teachers? Space race in school? History teachers covering the space race?

What sorcery is this?

Let's see what we got in the last 2 years of school... Holocaust, Dritte Reich, Berlin wall, USSR and FRG (Federal Republic of Germany)...

yup, we got lots of variety over here.

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18 hours ago, 0111narwhalz said:

When you distinguish between "geek" and "nerd."

 

18 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

When you can't understand what is "nerd".

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. Mainly the two groups distinctions on the differences on 'geek' and 'nerd'.

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2 hours ago, TheMadKraken2297 said:

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. Mainly the two groups distinctions on the differences on 'geek' and 'nerd'.

You are a nerd when you group into groups the differences between "geek" and "nerd".

(Or probably this is exactly that what the previous poster wants to say).

Edited by kerbiloid
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I honestly don't know why, but everytime my clock shows a time with "interesting" properties I stop what I'm doing to appreciate it (it's a 24-hour clock).

Examples are 14:49:07 (7*2=14, 72=49), 23:45:06 (consecutive numbers) and 12:06:02 (6*2=12).

I'm pretty sure that everything's fine with me, absolutely.

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