astrokerb

Create A Ridiculous Building

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This game is somewhat simple. The idea is that one player says something normal about a (imaginary) building, and the next person says something ridiculous about it to finish the sentence, then starts a new building.

RULES: 1. All the normal rules. 2. The building may be any kind of building or structure, but not the same type three times in a row. 3. It has to be a building/structure, it cannot be something like a tree or a shovel. 4. Make sure your reply is ridiculous, and make sure to start a new building as well.

EXAMPLE: Poster 1:"The building is a bakery..." Poster 2:"...That is five kilometers high and only sells products made entirely of mold"

I'll start:

The building is a sixty story hotel with a........

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single one person bathroom.

The building is a shopping mall which...

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...has 10 stories, equipped with king-beds, bathrooms, etc, and even a spa and a rotating restaurant.

The building is a university campus...

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...has no locked doors and allows the prisoners to have helicopters.

The building is a waste water cleaning plant...

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That can clean all the water in the world at once!

The building is a restaurant...

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...which has a giant, evil laser on top pointed towards space.

The building is an airport...

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Which is equipped with SAMs that fire on ANY approaching aircraft. 

The building is a school...

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...which makes them out of duct tape.

The building is an Apple store...

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I'm not quite sure anyone here can describe a black hole in a ridiculous way. Its... a hole.

Anyway, someone else, please continue.

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Of course you can describe a black hole in a ridiculous way. Observe: ...except that it does not suck things into it, it removes things from the kerbal universe and inserts them into this one.

 

The building is an electric car factory... 

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Which is lighted by candles and heated using a fireplace...

The building is a Mission Control...

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...that uses smoke signals.

 

The building is a fire station...

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That starts fires instead of stopping them. 

The building is a Museum...

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that shows off all the websites that no longer exist.

 

The building is a lab...

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...causes injuries instead of curing them...

The building is a vehicle assembly building...

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... That builds launchpads, launching them from rockets.

The building is a music store...

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