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...is actually slightly melted chocolate. Someone must have liked chocolate a lot before they died.

This art museum...

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...is so saturated with germanium, you can still hear Hitler's first television broadcast if you hold your ear close.

 

This condemned university chemistry department building...

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...made from stale bread. Every pigeon in a 90-mile radius is in for a treat. Pity the people below them.

 

This hut on a coral atoll...

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...is instead of being simply a third of the length of a Star Destroyer, is actually a third of a Star Destroyer. The game is played in the hangar.

This battery factory...

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...produces Galaxy Note 7's.

This melted down nuclear power plant...

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Contains about 10000 sheep, all with eight legs from said reactor. 

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mutated_chernobyl_animals.jpg

 

This SPH...

Edited by Benjamin Kerman

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...is on a suborbital trajectory with the only engines being the ant, only one ant, and you have all of your kerbonauts on the said station, WITH NO PARACHUTES!!!

this giant walrus that rules the world...

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...will not go to space today. 

The Dresian Dream IV... 

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...destroyed itself when a bionic walrus from the planet glopdose attacked and ate all of the ambassadors, yet the walruses are still peaceful

this giant taco on a collision course with earth...

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...doesn't really have-a Italian employees but they still-a talk like this-a.

(I'm sorry)

This locomotive works...

(Locomotive Works, Noun, pretty much a train factory)

Edited by Spacetraindriver

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