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When life gives you lemons

invent a combustible lemon which juices you can use as a liquid rocket fuel

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When life gives you lemons....

Squeeze the juice into dylan1234\'s eyes.

Ha Ha.

when life gives you lemons....

throw them at madspy and make him eat lemons for the rest of his life

ha ha ha ha x a 1,000,000,000,000 [a trilion]

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When life gives you lemons...

Set the rations of the Kerbonational space station to lemon-based foods with the reason:

'Is cheaper.

PS: Oxygen scrubbers and recyclers decommissioned. Breathe once every month.'

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Guest doughbred

this one is a bit racist so ill put it in a spoiler

when life gives you lemons, take them, your jewish remember

and one that isnt racist :P

when life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make life wonder how the hell you just did that.

I don\'t know whether to slap you through the monitor, or to make a racist joke based of the one from Gran Torino

Gran Torino in 10 minutes

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  • 11 months later...

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give billybobsatan lemons! Do you know who I am!? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give billybobsatan lemons! Do you know who I am!? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

*chokes on moon dust*

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  • 3 years later...

When life gives you lemons, make lemon juice. Then mix with two parts monkshood, one eye of the newt, and the oil of an extra virgin olive...spread over the forum games message board and repeat the phrase "Klaatu Verata Ne..." crap I forgot the last word...um....hang on....

"Klaatu Verata Nekker?" No

"Klaatu Verata Nedry?" Nooo.

I've got it!

"Klaatu Verata Necktu!" That's it.

Then laugh maniacally as you raise an old thread from the dead. Bwahahahahahahhaaha!

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when life gives you lemons.....tell life to take the lemons back! I dont want your stupid lemons! ill have my kerbal engineer a combustible lemon! an ill burn life's HOUSE DOWN

edit:

CRAP ninjaed

On 6/23/2013 at 10:42 AM, billybobsatan said:
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give billybobsatan lemons! Do you know who I am!? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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