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mikeman7918

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OOOOOOOH!!!

I get it...Kerbin is round...From our perspective.

We go up, Still round.

But lets take it to the being that's higher up than us...The ''Player''

This being controls everything we do, The myth says it uses a thing called a ''Computer''

The Computer looks similar to our Specialized Screen Devices!

Specialized Screen Devices show something in 2D.

If it's the same, Then that means that despite Kerbin looking round, It's actually flat!

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18 hours ago, Delay said:

I'm worried.

THIS  is  NORMAL.

WHO would NOT be WORRIED when FACING the T.R.U.T.H.?!

EVEN Patrick had to WAKE-UP one day.

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To be worried means that you're starting to be ENLIGHTENED!   ENLIGHTENED against the LIES & the PLOTS of the NEW KERBIN ORDER!!!!1!

 

ALL of  YOU  should LOOK and LISTEN at the PROOFS from Alex Kerman on DISINFO WARS!

Here  HE  is!

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Only YOU can WAKE UP and choose NOT to FOLLOW the N.K.O. !1!!1

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Okay YA'LL

What I FOUND today is WORRISOME!!1!

Here, LOOK at THIS

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YES... 

YES!!1!

Yesterday a topic has been LOCKED!11

BUT!..  Look CLOSER!

Can  YOU  see  IT  now?!

No?..

 

NO?!

 

LOOK!!!11

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The TOPIC will be UNLOCKED AUTOMATICALLY!1!1

 

AU-TO-MA-TI-CA-LLY

 

 

FOLKS...   THIS   is the PROOF that EVERYTHING is PLANNED by the...

 

NEW KERBIN ORDER!!1!

 

 

And it goes FAR DEEPER that WHAT you could have EXPECTED!!1

 

WAKE UP!!!1

 

W.A.K.E.  U.P.

 

 

P.S.: sorry that it has to fall on you Gargamel  :D

 

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Simone Kerman used Reality Alteration to make sure that Nothing goes to The Sea before retiring from Dai-Kurren and Joining Kerbal Space Agency.

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  • 1 month later...

Try the following expiriment:

But a tennis ball. It looks round right? Now steal a road roller and drive over it. This revels the true form of the tennis ball, which is flat.

This experiment proves that round objects are actually flat objects that are being looked at wrong.

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  • 7 months later...

because this thread is being NECRO’d

and the word NECROMANCY has ten sides

that makes a DECAGON (I think)

DECAGON is a 7 letter word!

DO YOU SEE IT?????? A SEPTAGON is flat!!!

Necromancy CONDUCTED

HOWEVER look deeper! This is the KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM FORUMS?!!!!1!1!1!!111 We have DIRECT CONNECTION TO KSP

SINCE THE DEVS OBVIOUSLY LISTEN TO OUR FEEDBACK (pls listen devs we love u we want to be heard)!!!!!1

KERBIN IS FLATT

#justfacts

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