Destroy a Space Mission

[qzgy]

There is a rocket launch and the poor kerbal is killed

I try to go interstellar

[Rai1102]

@qzgy

Your ship "randomly" explodes

 

I attempt the SpaceX Falcon 9 challenge

EDIT:

Turns out this guy caught us!

 

Edited June 22, 2016 by Rai1102

[PB666]

You achieve it but there are no other stars and you cant turn around 

I roll a red flyer wagon across ksc. 

[Ultimate Steve]

It hits the runway lamp, causing all of the Kerbals onboard to be killed.

I send a cubesat to space in the name of Jebediah Kerman.

[waterlubber]

You forgot the moss!

 

I build a small sounding rocket and launch it for fun.

[Rai1102]

Another country thinks it is an ICBM and launches its ICBMs to you

 

I Hyperedit build a sea Battleship into space

[waterlubber]

You forget a 0 in hyperedit and it burns up in the atmosphere

[Interplanet Janet]

No mission, no way to destroy.

I send a probe to Urlum using an EKKJGA, with an atmospheric probe and a Wal lander.

[Ultimate Steve]

You update to 1.1.3 and Kopenricus gets deleted.

I go find the magic boulder!

(It is actually back in the game now, but not in the same way)

[PB666]

8 hours ago, Ultimate Steve said:

You update to 1.1.3 and Kopenricus gets deleted.

I go find the magic boulder!

(It is actually back in the game now, but not in the same way)

It finds you first at c. 

I launch mud pies at craft trying to land on the runway. 

[Rai1102]

3 hours ago, PB666 said:

It finds you first at c. 

I launch mud pies at craft trying to land on the runway. 

One of those craft lands right on you, now you are another part of the runway

 

I nuke Duna for "scientific" purposes

[Ultimate Steve]

Duna is actually a portal to your mission control building.

I close KSP.

[0111narwhalz]

"Application Not Responding"

I install Hyperedit with the intent to test warships.

[cubinator]

In Koviet Krussia, Hyperedit installs YOU!

I let go of a helium balloon from the VAB roof with a picture of a rocket drawn on it with a marker.

[PB666]

12 hours ago, cubinator said:

In Koviet Krussia, Hyperedit installs YOU!

I let go of a helium balloon from the VAB roof with a picture of a rocket drawn on it with a marker.

A cicada killer pops it, if falls down and clogs the fan on the VAB, which over heats catches fire and iginites a temporary storage tank, which, being nearly empty takes off like a rocket and blows upnthe main fuels storage tank, each of which land on buildings thriwout KSC blowing them up. Fortuitiously thses lie on top of a vien of naquida which just happens to blow up kerbin splitting it into two halves. One half fortuitiously loses all velocity and falls into kerbol, its high density become a foci for fusion of elements into iron and kerbol rapidly evolves into a neutron star with a high angular momentum. The high magnetic field makes life in the system impossible. 

Mission: seeing the baloon i launch a rocket to leave the system. 

[0111narwhalz]

Seeing as there is nothing outside of the Kerbol system, Kerbol has an infinite sphere of influence. You were doomed from the start.

I endeavor to punch through to another hypersurface.

[PB666]

40 minutes ago, 0111narwhalz said:

Seeing as there is nothing outside of the Kerbol system, Kerbol has an infinite sphere of influence. You were doomed from the start.

I endeavor to punch through to another hypersurface.

The aliens from third space attack you. 

I close the hole with exotic matter

[0111narwhalz]

The exotic matter actually widens the hole, allowing Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, to enter our otherwise pristine universe and wreak His customary havok.

A minifridge delivery to the ISS.

[PB666]

42 minutes ago, 0111narwhalz said:

The exotic matter actually widens the hole, allowing Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, to enter our otherwise pristine universe and wreak His customary havok.

A minifridge delivery to the ISS.

Its 3-phase 480 volt and the transformer was not supplied . 

I send a airplane full of icecream to the south pole

[0111narwhalz]

17 minutes ago, PB666 said:

Its 3-phase 480 volt and the transformer was not supplied . 

That's a hell of a minifridge.

18 minutes ago, PB666 said:

I send a airplane full of icecream to the south pole

Someone misses the "cream" part and decides to equip the plane with a drill instead.

I make a mechanical calculator in orbit.

[qzgy]

One of the important bits was bent by that guy who installed parachutes. Turned out it was next to the self destruct button.

I attempt diplomatic interactions with the Kraken

[PB666]

 

10 hours ago, qzgy said:

 

I attempt diplomatic interactions with the Kraken

[Snap].....[burp]

I gather science from the lauchpad. This requires a capsule, simple crew report and recover vessel. 

[MDZhB]

As the kerbal steps out of the capsule, he trips onto a church spire, rendering the mission over and your space program canned.

 

I send a kerbal to mine Minmus snacks ore with a drill.

[PB666]

54 minutes ago, MDZhB said:

As the kerbal steps out of the capsule, he trips onto a church spire, rendering the mission over and your space program canned.

 

I send a kerbal to mine Minmus snacks ore with a drill.

Hmm, i should watch where those religious kerbals decide where to build their spires. Anyway, minmus gets stuck in eclipse behind kerbin, cooling to 0'k and your drill bits shatter at that temperature. 

I send a sputnik launch to a hyperbolic orbit that leave the kerbol system.

[TopHeavy11]

Corrupts universe and sends on a sub-orbital trajectory directly on the VAB.

 

Time for nightmares!