Destroy a Space Mission

[ZentroCatson]

The probes reach Moho, but apparently Moho is so hot, that the probes overheat because they have no radiators.

I build a mothership in orbit wich I'll later send to Dres to investigate that canyon.

[RA3236]

The Kraken decides to eat the docking ports.

I start a new career game.

[TopHeavy11]

Physics says no.

 

I land on Eve and return to orbit.

[Matuchkin]

Your mothership was accidentally skimming the atmosphere, and it unloaded.

 

I go to the mun successfully, go back, and land successfully.

[Andem]

The astronauts all die in quarantine.

 

An interstellar mission to colonize the galaxy.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

The wormhole rips apart the ship, and so one of the crew has to push books off a shelf from the 5th dimension.

I send a probe to Jool to "impact", much like the Galileo "lander".

[adsii1970]

But your ship's computer operating system was just upgraded  to 1.1.2 and you realize your lander craft legs work even worse now...

You realize someone repackaged your parachutes backwards...

[TopHeavy11]

You die becase PhysKraken.

 

I create nothing.

[EliasDanger]

And it still explodes for no reason.

 

I send a probe to get science from Eeloo before continuing on out of the solar system

[cubinator]

It accidentally crashes into Jool.

I build a stock helicopter.

[Planetace]

the kraken looks upon it, smiles, and releases his wrath...

 

I build a large ship with tons of kerbals to impact bop so that the kraken can feast on the kerbal souls...

[spacebrick3]

You decide to go so fast that your ship clips through Bop and accelerates to c² as it's shooting out of the solar system.

I'm sending a 64-kerbal station to Jool...

[Planetace]

It crashes into bop, the souls get eaten by The Lord...

 

i make a space station around dres to glitch the small world out of existance...

[cubinator]

It doesn't go away. You keep trying, refueling and expanding your station until you realize you have completed the Dres Awareness challenge.

I start a base on Minmus.

[Interplanet Janet]

It accidentally lands on the Mun.

I am sending an atmospheric entry probe to Jool.

Edited May 1, 2016 by Interplanet Janet

[cubinator]

It discovers that Jool has no atmosphere.

I make a space elevator on Minmus.

[EliasDanger]

The tether breaks and it comes crashing down...very very slowly. Still, none of the kerbals on the ground get out of the way.

 

I send a team of scientists to explore ancient alien ruins on a distant moon to discover the origins of kerbal-kind.

[spacebrick3]

They, being scientists, cannot control the ship and smash into the ancient ruins.

I'm sending a huge base with radiators to Moho.

[Choctofliatrio2.0]

You put on so many radiators the crew froze to death

 

I am working on a multi-launch Munar ore finding/drilling operation.

[EliasDanger]

Some idiot as KSP administration thinks it's easier to train professional drillers to be kerbal-nauts than it is to train kerbal-nauts to be drillers, ends up sending Bruce Willis Kerman, Ben Kaffleck Kerman, and a ragtag crew of drillers on the mission. It naturally ends in disaster, because the best drillers in the world aren't really cut out to be kerbal-nauts. Go figure.

 

Sending a rescue mission to investigate an emergency beacon originating in Jool orbit that matches the signature of a ship we sent out there seven years ago to test an experimental warp field propulsion system. They had disappeared without a trace. But now they're back. Creepy. Wonder what they'll find...

[TopHeavy11]

Kerbin get annihilated  by the Dalecs before you can send the mission.

 

@Choctofliatrio2.0 somehow posts in my real life.

[max_creative]

Well, if you print out forum posts, isn't it real life? 

I send the kraken killer 9001 to Bop...

[TopHeavy11]

It fails.

 

I do this: 9p42q7c6n-pq8ybtp0[nr347982pt97423495F6H-P439865PH386fn3057hjgfjp6h2ot94

[max_creative]

SINTAX ERROR. 

i send the 1.1 hype train to destroy Bop...

[Choctofliatrio2.0]

It crashes because you're not a hypetrain driver.

I build a rocket car!