Destroy a Space Mission

[Interplanet Janet]

Failure; it can't even get to the Mun, let alone Low Kerbin Orbit, because you forgot to slap on a proper rocket engine.

I send a missile to destroy a dead/nonfunctioning spacecraft.

Edited May 13, 2016 by Interplanet Janet

[Ozymandias_the_Goat]

The missile explodes on the pad, and the nonfunctional spacecraft deorbits and hits your house.

i am going to bop to kill the kraken

[cubinator]

The Kraken is already dead. Can't you see the 'X' eyes?

I fly an Aeris 3A into Jool.

[Interplanet Janet]

...

I send an asteroid onto an impact course with Duna using Kerbin's gravity.

Edited May 14, 2016 by Interplanet Janet

[Ozymandias_the_Goat]

You mess up the gravity assist, and the asteroid hits your house

I send an ice cream mining mission to minmus...

[Andem]

It's toxic and everyone dies.

 

I construct a manufacturing plant in orbit of Pluto...

[Mr. Me]

It takes so long to travel between Pluto and Earth that your manufacturer goes out of business.

 

I colonize Dres

[Astrofox]

Then, budget cuts occur, and you must resort to another nearby object.

I build a small satellite to be placed in a Molniya Orbit, giving communications to the North Pole.

[KobeSpaceProgram]

18 minutes ago, Astrofox said:

Then, budget cuts occur, and you must resort to another nearby object.

I build a small satellite to be placed in a Molniya Orbit, giving communications to the North Pole.

The satellite burns up in the atmosphere and crashes down 

I build a small ssto to send to the Mün

[Astrofox]

The SSTO was horribly unstable in flight, and the crew had to bail out shortly after takeoff.

I launch an unmanned probe to Eve, to land on it of course.

[Interplanet Janet]

The parachutes fail to deploy and it instead becomes an impactor. Hey, at least a nearby lander recorded seismic data!

I make a small, but functional, vessel.

[Astrofox]

Turns out there was an asterix beside functional, and therefore did not actually mean that it was functional - which in turn sent it flying into Kerbin shortly after its launch.

The Kerbals start building a small moon...

[spacebrick3]

When they realise, in fact, that "that's no moon". The Death Star turns on them and blows Kerbin to smithereens.

I send a tiny science rover to the Mun with a sky crane.

[ProtoJeb21]

The rover blows up because the Mun has no sky Or, on a more "serious" note, it lands before you realize you forgot the science. (Happened to me once...It was awful)

I take an FTL to the planet Kepler-452b, in an attempt to put a bunch of Earth organisms on the planet and see how they survive.

 

[Astrofox]

They survive, but then a few aeons later they come back and kill us all.

I attempt to divide by zero.

[0111narwhalz]

You are NaN'd to infinity, before coming to rest in a featureless black void which is apparently at an altitude of 666666 meters above...something.

I take the square root of negative one.

[cubinator]

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What did you expect? That's not even a space mission!

 

I shoot one of those soda bottle rockets out an airlock on the ISS.  Totally for scientific research purposes. Definitely. See? I'm holding a clipboard. Very scientific. And a pen. I have a pen to write science on my clipboard with. *writes the word "SCIENCE" on clipboard* *uses pen spring to launch it across the module* Woosh! Rockets. I'm doing rocket science on my clipboard. 

Edited May 20, 2016 by cubinator

[Interplanet Janet]

The thrust sends it burning up in the atmosphere.

I try to launch probes to Usta, Dres, and Qlass.

[max_creative]

All get redirected to Dres!!!!! 

FOR DRES!!!!!!!! 

I send a ship to literally hug Dres. It's a giant Kerbal with a sanic mask, hugging Dres. 

[ProtoJeb21]

Dres reveals its canyon to be a mouth by eating your ship.

I make the Death Star 3, only that it is just a giant metal sphere with a 3000 km radius.

Edited May 20, 2016 by ProtoJeb21

[Delfinus]

 

I launch a probe on a escape trajectory from the Kerbol system...

[Astrofox]

Over time, it decelerates and then falls back into the system. Then, the probe collides with Laythe, and therefore gives life to Laythe.

I send a probe to Laythe to investigate the life forms.

[cubinator]

It gets eaten before taking any pictures.

I make a ladder on a 72 km tall launch clamp, then have a Kerbal climb up the whole thing and jump onto a station whose orbit intercepts said clamp. Yes, I'm expecting the whole thing to explode. I'm not trying to accomplish anything productive.

[Kerbal kerman]

It explodes

 

im sending 4 rockets to drace

[insert_name]

28 minutes ago, Kerbal kerman said:

It explodes

 

im sending 4 rockets to drace

drace isn't a real planet so you drift in kerbolar orbit

I attempt to do a manned sample return from eve