A Simple Game of Chess......?

[StrandedonEarth]

My queen overheats, obscuring the board with a smokescreen. My bishop attacks your rook from out of the murk.

[AlextheBodacious]

I remove my entire lineup and replace the monarch with a democracy.

My president sets up affordable health care for all my pawns.

[quasarrgames]

22 hours ago, AlextheBodacious said:

I remove my entire lineup and replace the monarch with a democracy.

My president sets up affordable health care for all my pawns.

So glad you did this! >:)

Pawnald Trump is elected as the new president. He repeals the healthcare bill, starts a bishop registration program, and builds a wall to stop pieces from coming to his side of the board.

Aaaaaaaand that's the maximum-politics-allowed-without-starting-a-flamewar-or-getting-locked limit reached!

[AlextheBodacious]

1 hour ago, quasarrgames said:

Aaaaaaaand that's the maximum-politics-allowed-without-starting-a-flamewar-or-getting-locked limit reached!

No one said you had to keep it modern-day. Flamewars won't arise if you don't mention anything biased, like names or policies.

[legoclone09]

The government is overthrown by the people to build a new one. I move my bishop near the capital, and destroy the new government, as well as the orange team's units.

Edited February 29, 2016 by legoclone09

[Dman979]

I move my Rook from C1 to C-4.

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

I move my Cook to C-4, and apply salt and pepper to your Rook.

[Greenhornet553]

I move my Pokemon trainer to C-5 and challenge your cook to a battle!

[KerbinW365]

I shoot a portal gun under the floor beneath you, and then shoot my turret to your location.

[legoclone09]

I throw the board away and place down a pool table. I move my pawn to the white ball.

[Dman979]

I move my football huddle to the white ball. Break!

[StrandedonEarth]

Queen's rook in the corner pocket.

[Tex]

My catcher catches the Queen's rook and throws him to third base to try and get your runner out.

[AlextheBodacious]

My triad gang friends smuggle a nuke to your game, and liam neeson kills them all looking for his kid.

The umpire says you struck out

[StrandedonEarth]

But then the Empire Strikes Back! With an orbital turbolaser strike to your king's pawn!

Edited March 7, 2016 by StrandedonEarth

[Tex]

Luckily, Metro Man only faked his death. He's still alive, and he attempts to fix your evil regime.

[cantab]

But gets banned for match fixing.

Speaking of band, I get past Through The Fire And The Flames on Expert.

Edited March 8, 2016 by cantab

[StrandedonEarth]

I use a Spitfire with infinite ammo turned on to drop a chain of 500lb bombs across the centre of the board. Pieces go flying everywhere. 

(I used to have so much fun with CFS3)

[Tex]

Easy Anti-Cheat catches you for cheating and the damage is reversed. I can then build my base without interruption, and start upgrading my walls to Armored tier.

[cantab]

My queenside bishop summons Doomtrain, stripping your walls of their armour stat and leaving your pieces exposed. And blind, mute, confused, and poisoned if I remember rightly too.

[StrandedonEarth]

My king's bishop casts "Tiltowait," which creates a small nuclear explosion in the path of your Doomtrain/

[cantab]

We are at DEFCON 1. I launch all my nuclear missiles at the opposing side.

[Tex]

Thankfully I researched all 8 military technologies, and have my missile shield activated. Your nukes detonate and destroy quite a bit of my nation, but I have the resources to quickly rebuild and the Armageddon clock isn't down all the way.

I build a huge army of tanks and infantry and start sending them to capture territory.

[cantab]

I issue a series of POKE commands that set the health on those tanks and infantry to zero. One more POKE teleports my knight to check your king.

[StrandedonEarth]

My king sends out the dogs of war, which nip at your knight's hooves until the horse throws its rider