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Why did Mission control even try?

If all else fails, I can always ________

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Nukes the planet from space.

Then_______

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A crater was formed, with a small island in the center, water filled it in, and all of Kerbal civilization was destroyed, leaving only a couple space centers.

Then_____

Edited by Spaceception

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The remaining kerbals at the space centers, not having much snacks, slowly died out. Only one space center survived. The remaining engineers, scientists, and pilots would later name this space center the KSC, or Kerbal Space Center.

 

_______ exploded violently, right above the ______, creating __________ amounts of damage that would most likely cost at least ________  to repair.

Edited by Monkey29399

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Then an asteroid exploded violently, right above the Space Center, creating extremely massive amounts of damage that would most likely cost at least 10 billion snacks to repair.

In order to _________ Jeb, Bill, and Bob ________ across _____ to ______.

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In order to kill Jeb, Bill, and Bob sometimes you need to launch across booster bay to their deaths.

It was another day at ________ when ________ly, Valentina realized that the ________s on _________ were actually _________s.

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It was another day at the Mun, when suddenly, Val realized that the Craters on Kerbin were actually Kraken nests.

When Jeb was done eating breakfast_________ occurred, as well as________.

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On 5/15/2016 at 2:34 PM, Astrofox said:

It was another day at the Mun, when suddenly, Val realized that the Craters on Kerbin were actually Kraken nests.

When Jeb was done eating breakfast_________ occurred, as well as________.

, a massive catastrophe...caek.

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The poster above me didn't submit a            , so all his Kerbals            !

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The poster above me didn't submit a vote, so all his Kerbals explode!

 

The ____ ______ed once the _________ launched a ________ to ________ the Space _________ and it _______.

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The space station exploded once the rocket launched a snack resupply to resupply the space station and it went wrong.

The ___ carried on ___ing, until Wernher fixed it by ___ing.

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On March 3, 2016 at 11:39 AM, Matuchkin said:

No line! Edit!!

The _____ _____ _______ ______ as the _____ _______ed at ________, _______ing a __________. "___________________________," screamed _______, "____ _"*Insert Punctuation Mark of Your Choice*

The enourmous hemorrhoidal alien ruptured as the boloid projected at Horseyfaced Kerman, fracturing a treeline

"4-letter explicative for gamete exchange," screamed Nosehair Kerman, "eggs?"

On June 2, 2016 at 3:32 PM, Willbl3pic said:

The space station exploded once the rocket launched a snack resupply to resupply the space station and it went wrong.

The ___ carried on ___ing, until Wernher fixed it by ___ing.

The garment carried on falling, until Wernher fixed it by smiling. 

_ is _, but not_.

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Soylent Green is Kerbal, not people.

 

__________ was ___________ by the Kraken.

Edited by legoclone09

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Bop. was Eaten by the Kraken.

 

Suddenly,__________ appeared and everything was__________.

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.........................................................

Huh, I didn't think that _________ was_________.

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Huh, I didn't think that A Rapid Unplanned Disassembly was what Bob needed to complete his assignment.

 

Wernher was satisfied, but Jeb kept                        .

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Wernher was satisfied, but Jeb kept taking away the safety gear, saying, "where we're going, we don't need this stuff!"

Bob and Bill looked around at the parts _________________ by Jeb and cried, "____________________________________"

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Bob and Bill looked around at the parts That were strewn all over the floor by Jeb and cried "PUT THOSE THINGS BACK WERE THEY CAME FROM OR SO HELP US!"

 

When Jeb heard Bill and Bob__________.

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When Jeb heard Bill and Bob he expended all his delta-V.

In Eeloo Low Orbit, words is you can trade 200 units of LFO for ______

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In Eeloo Low Orbit, word is you can trade 200 units of LFO for 32 expo markers, a parachute, and a ham sandwich.

"If it ain't broke, __________________." - _______ Kerman

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"If it ain't broke, don't ship it." - Ezequiel and Adrian Kerman

KSC guidelines now prohibit ____________ on spaceplanes.

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Mystery Goo.

Today, Jebediah Kerman _____ the ____ by ______ it with a Magic Boulder from _____.

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