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A Toy Tory: A doll in suit and tie teaches carefree kids about the joys of hard work.

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Supeman: About a super hero with soup powers!

Jams Bond: A love story about a man and his pajamas.

Indian Jones: A movie about an Indian named Jones.

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Apollo 1: A movie with a very anticlimactic ending.

Ron sky: Harry potter's third wheel escapes to the far side of the moon with WWII technology.

Edited by ChrisSpace

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Battle Royal: Kings and queens and princes and princesses all fighting each other TO THE DEATH.

Die Had: I had a set of dice *right here*! Hans, help me find 'em, will ya?

The Corps Bride: Or, how to get married to a Marine.

Caching Fire: And now the Panem IT guys want to "talk to me".

 

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Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them: An undergraduate researcher in the Hogwarts physics department accidentally creates true unbounded resonance, which can only be stopped by de-tuning the castle's fundamental frequencies and riding out the transient phase.

How to Train Your Dagon: Scientists in California discover a network of apparently naturally-occurring fiber optic cables below the Pacific seafloor. Analysis of the signals passing within them reveals that this is the Internet of the Deep Ones, and that increasing unrest in their society may eventually lead to their emergence into the world of humanity, ending civilization as we know it. In a last-ditch gambit, capable but quirky software developers from China develop a plan to model the Eldrich Internet as an emergent neural network and issue surreptitious input that will calm its users down.

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Laughterhouse Five: 5th docudrama revolving around comedy clubs, comedians, and the people that frequent them.

The Warm: Similar to TV's "Yule Log" broadcast every Christmas, this movie is suitable for any other time of year.

The Black Hoe:  Tale of an Amish boy who lost his father's favorite cast-iron farming implement and tries to find it.

Blade Runer:  A blacksmith-wizard has the ability to enchant swords with mystical phrases. Epic battles ensue.

The Wrath of Han:  Lucasfilms and Paramount join forces to put Han Solo n charge of the Enterprise, and he does not like it one bit!

 

 

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On 1/20/2017 at 8:16 AM, Xorth Tanovar said:

The Wrath of Han:  Lucasfilms and Paramount join forces to put Han Solo n charge of the Enterprise, and he does not like it one bit!

Well done!

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Ho Fuzz: An evil Santa Claus is the mastermind behind sinister murders in a seemingly peaceful small British village. He must be stopped by a member of the local police force and highly experienced London police officerf Sergeant Nicholas Angle.

                            ^ That's a single line!

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Nerv - A high school senior finds herself immersed in an online game of designing a rocket engine, where her every move starts to become manipulated by an anonymous community of "rocket scienctists."

(Nerve)

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The Be Movie: A young man named Barry B Benson realizes he doesn't know what to do with his life, so goes on an adventure, falls in love with the wrong person, and decides to be a lawyer and sues someone

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait a second...

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Star was... A star blows up... Or a Hollywood star melts down. Basically the same thing. :wink:

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Jaw

A shark jaw-cartilage section is dug up and the resulting chaos and terror rip a sleepy ocean town to shreds

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sta wars: a futuristic world where people attack each other because they cant pronounce  words correctly

Edited by StupidAndy

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Starcash: An outlaw smuggler and her alien companion must stop the evil Count Zarth Arn's plans of galactic wealth and power through the sale of rip-off action figures.

 

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World of Wacraft:

Basically the World of Warcraft movie where Waluigi is the main character. And the side characters. And the background, director, cameraman, every other freaking job...

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X-men: The Last Sand

Remember when they said there was as many stars in the sky as there were grains of sand? Well, now only the sun is left, along with one final grain of sand controlled by magneto. Will the X-men prevail, or will the sun be extinguished and humanity perish?

Coming soon.

In geological time.

As in a few billion years.

When there's only one star left.

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La La Lad: The sequel to the 2016 best pic-PSYCHE NOPE!, Ryan gosling sings along to the tune of his own loneliness, after Emma Stone dumps him.

Moolight: A homosexual, racially-discriminated cow just wants to be happy in the world.

Home Aloe: Will a lonely plant be able to stop cosmetic companies from invading his garden and putting his extract in every single lotion brand in existence? Stay tuned!

An Inconvenient Ruth: Darnit Ruth stop interrupting me i'm trying to make movie parodies here!

The Fault In Our Sars: You thought this would be a nice romance movie? PSYCHE! She dies of bird flu!

 

(didn't read through all 11 pages, hopefully none of these have been done before)

 

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Thomas and Friends: Ale Of The Brave

Thomas and his Friends get drunk, making them seem braver than they actually are.

Edited by Spacetraindriver
"The" isn't there, whoops!

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A Rival: After Heptapods arrive on Earth to teach humans a valuable lesson, octopi realize they're not the coolest mollusks on the planet anymore and hatch a plan for revenge, calling up the Martians for advice on building cool tripods.

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"The Curse of King Tut's Tom":  The Pharaoh's pet cat contracts rabies, and spreads it throughout the Nile Valley.

"Frida the 13th":  One of many self portraits brought to you by Frida Kahlo

"The Evil Dad":  Pop's home from work, and he's liquided!

"The Living Dead Gir":  Everyone's favorite sidekick/pet robot returns, a little zombified but still seeking TACOS! TACOS! TACOS!!!!!!

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"Bak to the Future"

A system administrator arrives to the past and orders the younger himself to give him a backup copy of SQL database to keep his job.

Edited by kerbiloid

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Moan: Ugh, do I have to explain this AGAIN!?!?!? Ugh.

Word Art Online: Microsoft has uploaded a bunch of art to the internet.

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