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Be Hur: About a man in ancient Rome who does everything right, all the time, and wins on horses.

Ben Ur: A Cockney fellow who does everything right, all the time, and wins on horses.

Rootmonster: A treelike gorilla in a diving suit tries to take over the world

E.: A trippy adventure film about a spaced out extraterrestrial and how he befriends the kids on planet Earth

Fit of Fury: A young man is told he can't go to watch the martial arts tournament.

Fist of Fur: A warning of all the things that can lead to blindness.

Lord of the Rins: The life of a Japanese man whose wealth is not great, who must find a pawnshop to put some family jewelry in hock before the landlord finds him.

The Night Of The Living Dad: When his wife goes out of town, he goes to the nightclubs.

The Thin: When aliens threaten to beat humanity in an eating contest, only one man has the stomach it takes to restore peace.

Irates Of The Caribbean: The great story of how they cleansed the sea of banditry.

Dead Sow: A WW2 pig returns to cause concerns for the locals.

Inchcliffe Grand Prix: An inventor who lives on a very small rock, builds a very small race car.

The Trollenberg Error: When aliens land near a remote alpine resort, things do not go as planned.

The Even Samurai: A village is threatened by a band of samurai and hires a band of samurai. Will the fight ever end?

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Wizard of Z: a movie about the sleep wizard, and how he attempts to put everyone asleep.

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Taxi Diver, a movie about a cab driver on top of a cliff, who wants to become a pilot, and finds it's not as easy as it sounds.

Dog solder When a lost dog finds a broken radio as the tornado closes in, he must learn and learn fast.

Fat and Furious When Dominic Toretto realises a diet consisting solely of deep fried lard is not going to help him win the race, he attempts to storm off in his 2CV

Aw A kitty tries to be scary by shredding an origami mouse with its tiny claws.

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Max Mum Overdrive: The schools are closed and the kids are home and mum is having a rough day.

It Conquered The Word: The gripping tale of a man's journey from childhood to adulthood and vice precidency, then old age, in search of the proper spelling of "potato"

True Git: The "slow" son of a "slow" father who was killed botches up the murder investigation.

Bi Jake: Jake can't quite decide what it is he wants.

All In The Saddle: When Rocklin arrives the town, he finds all the townfolks desperately wanting to leave. There is, however only one horse in town.

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Godzilla vs Motha: Godzilla threatens the hood and one girl won't have it.

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The 1 Commandment...  About a guy named Moses with a really bad memory

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The Green Beets: Two teams of beets find themselves in a pickle.

All Quit On The Western Front: At the last day of the war, suddenly the soldiers regain their senses.

The Hose By The Cemetery: Driving through the forest, Jack and Jill come by a disused cemetery and decide it needs some cleaning.

The Decent: A group of female friends comes face to face with a bloke who is ok, really.

Altered Stats: When the role players cheat, the game master snaps.

Grinhouse: Anyone who enters the house, falls over laughing.

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Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Forum: Unable to log into the forums due to a software upgrade, Buster Keaton, as Dman979, gets desperate and hitchhikes to Mexico City.

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Kampus: When the Kappa Sigma fraternity attempts to adopt a cultural phenomenon they know nothing about, they get everything wrong.

The SoCal Network: A movie about roads and railroad tracks in the sun.

 

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Tar Wars - oil companies still infighting

I think it's already been done, though.

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The Sound Of MUSC:  A woman leaves an Austrian convent to become the inhouse caretaker and stepdancer at the Medical University Of South Carolina.

Olive Twist: The tale of an orphant's apetite for dancing and martinis.

Old Diggers Of 1933: A millionaire rescues retired graveyard workers with a new play.

On The Tow: Three sailors on a day of shore leave in New York City look for fun and romance before their twenty-four hours are up. The 4th guy, a flat broke quartermaster is along hoping for a free drink or two.

The Sith Sense: A young boy, a talented pod driver, who is tired of his droids beeping "wrong way, turn right" every 5 seconds, seeks the help of a discredited fix-it-all.

Tins Of Evil: A vacation goes horribly wrong when a group of vegetarians are captured by a sect that worships Swedish fermented herring!

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Anima Crackers: Carl Jung discusses femminine features of the insane mind.

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the War of the World: a WWII soldier's harrowing story.

Finding NEO: Earth-crossing asteroids can be a real threat. Scientists and amateur astronomers must work together to find dangerous objects before it's too late!

Star Wars: A New Hop: Luke fixes up a broken warp drive so he can go on to the next planet.

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9 minutes ago, cubinator said:

Star Wars: A New Hop:

Are you sure that isn't the one where he brewed a new Light (Side) Beer?

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7 minutes ago, StrandedonEarth said:

Are you sure that isn't the one where he brewed a new Light (Side) Beer?

I can see Han Solo doing that more than Luke...

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IC Age: Various animals are asked about their opinions on the future of Moore's Law.

America His Oryx: Uncle Sam gets a pet.

Here To Invade Next: A nation declares its intention of starting a queue.

Suicide Quad: When Mark tells his friends to come to the field so he can show off his brand new quadcopter, little did he know he had mounted the gyro the wrong way.

Aging Sharks: A shark attack goes very wrong when the shark turns and swims away while muttering "I'm getting too old for this s**t".

Dark Tie: If you are insisting on being attacked by a shark, don't be disrespectful. At least dress for the occation.

Lake Plaid: When the tourists put on their khaki shirts, it does not go down well with the locals.

Bad Moo: When the moon is full, all hell breaks loose at the dairy farm.

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Star Wars: A New Hop: Luke gets an extra life in Frogger by letting the Force guide him through the game.

Wait...Frogger was released 4 years after Star Wars...

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Swig Time: Lucky Garnett must raise $25,000 to pay his bar bill before his fiancé starts asking questions about his promised wealth.

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Pure Git: girl finishes her project using only command-line version control, no GUI.

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