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This probably goes in Forum Games...

-You can't help but like Ike (yes, it's from the crew report or whatever)

-Ike'ant even get an intercept without Ike getting in the way!

-SQUAD, Pol-ease fix the Pol terrain bug sometime...

Ok, here goes:

-Those who have accom-Pol-ished the Jool-5 Vall-enge have truly done something with their Laythe; They are willing to Tylo-rate the countless problems they will encounter in the design and execution of their mission, and Bop-viously deserve much applause.

Woo! I did it! :cool:

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What do you call a Kerbal doing his finances? Bill.

What do you call a Kerbal swimming in the pool? Bob.

What do you call a Kerbal studying biology? Gene.

What do you call a Kerbal flying a rocket? Dead.

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If your happy and you know BLOW UP A 5000 TON ROCKET!!!

hey guys, what kraken?

What is the best way to make an asteroid laugh?

Spoiler

Crack it up!

Jeb says ksp isn't rocket science. What does Linus say?

Spoiler

Do you want do it? (I don't expect you guys to do this.

How do you make Mort go mad?

Spoiler

Blow up a 1,000,000,000 fund rocket while yelling "for science!"

 

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What're you doing there Jeb?

Me? Just making this volume of space flatter and smoother on one side.

That's weird, what kind of tool are you using?

Spoiler

A spaceplane.

What're you doing there Jeb?

Me? Just trying to get this baby Kerbal (?) to sleep.

Understandable, how are you doing that?

Spoiler

I just rockit.

 

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Ike`ant be leaf that you could possibly  say Eeloo while wearing that Dres! Its not half pasta Eve-ning and your wearing a bunch of Jools! Why not go straight to your rocket, cuz I say Laythe down, your feeling way to tyLO. Maybe its all the POLlen. Mun ya look at the time, this pun went way pasta my limit!

 

I'll see myself out. Just

Stay Determined . . .

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1 hour ago, SpaceplaneAddict said:

Ike`ant be leaf that you could possibly  say Eeloo while wearing that Dres! Its not half pasta Eve-ning and your wearing a bunch of Jools! Why not go straight to your rocket, cuz I say Laythe down, your feeling way to tyLO. Maybe its all the POLlen. Mun ya look at the time, this pun went way pasta my limit!

 

I'll see myself out. Just

Stay Determined . . .

I'm 3rd Generation German-American, and I totally read that in my head with a Scottish accent.

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8 minutes ago, Xyphos said:

I'm 3rd Generation German-American, and I totally read that in my head with a Scottish accent.

The forum is EVEil. It wint let me Bop you with a replike, because it thrust limiters my amount. Im sure ill replike you after I calm my precious Jool. Im trying to Dres her, but she keeps Muning about more allowance. I keep saying for her to stop saying Eeloo to every boy she meets, but it seems to make none of a Pols care. Also, try Kerbin your dog, it makes a makes a mess even when it laythe down Tylo.

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