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I like to make puns. KSP has some objects/names that lend themselves well to puns. So why not make a thread about it?

Here's one to start: How do kerbals measure energy?

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In Jools [insert laugh track here]

 

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2 minutes ago, DolphinDude3 said:

You're not Eve-r gonna have a good time on Eve.

 

(I'm not that good at puns. :()

Eve is really Eve-il.

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What is the timeframe for returning from the second planet from Kerbol?

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Eve-ntually....

What's the most fun kerbals can have with rovers?
 

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Doing Dunats

 

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This probably goes in Forum Games...

-You can't help but like Ike (yes, it's from the crew report or whatever)

-Ike'ant even get an intercept without Ike getting in the way!

-SQUAD, Pol-ease fix the Pol terrain bug sometime...

Ok, here goes:

-Those who have accom-Pol-ished the Jool-5 Vall-enge have truly done something with their Laythe; They are willing to Tylo-rate the countless problems they will encounter in the design and execution of their mission, and Bop-viously deserve much applause.

Woo! I did it! :cool:

Edited by cubinator

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Hey look nerds!  I can lift my coffee mug!  Sorry...

And I thought kerbals were krash test dummies...

I'll never show my face in public again...

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What do you call a Kerbal doing his finances? Bill.

What do you call a Kerbal swimming in the pool? Bob.

What do you call a Kerbal studying biology? Gene.

What do you call a Kerbal flying a rocket? Dead.

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Moved over to Forum Games.

My humble contribution:

I once stranded Jeb on the surface of Moho (*shakes fist at Moho!*). While he waited for the rescue mission to arrive, I referred to him as "The Last of the Mohocans".

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Being seated so close to a nuclear reactor tends to make me Nervas.

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If your happy and you know BLOW UP A 5000 TON ROCKET!!!

hey guys, what kraken?

What is the best way to make an asteroid laugh?

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Crack it up!

Jeb says ksp isn't rocket science. What does Linus say?

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Do you want do it? (I don't expect you guys to do this.

How do you make Mort go mad?

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Blow up a 1,000,000,000 fund rocket while yelling "for science!"

 

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What're you doing there Jeb?

Me? Just making this volume of space flatter and smoother on one side.

That's weird, what kind of tool are you using?

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A spaceplane.

What're you doing there Jeb?

Me? Just trying to get this baby Kerbal (?) to sleep.

Understandable, how are you doing that?

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I just rockit.

 

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There are parasites on the outermost moon of Jool, but forum rules say I can't talk about pol-ticks.

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What is the name of the Kerbal who impersonated Jeb?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

J. K. Kerman! Lolz :D

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All these puns are so funny! 

Yo guys what's kraken?

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Ike`ant be leaf that you could possibly  say Eeloo while wearing that Dres! Its not half pasta Eve-ning and your wearing a bunch of Jools! Why not go straight to your rocket, cuz I say Laythe down, your feeling way to tyLO. Maybe its all the POLlen. Mun ya look at the time, this pun went way pasta my limit!

 

I'll see myself out. Just

Stay Determined . . .

Edited by SpaceplaneAddict

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1 hour ago, SpaceplaneAddict said:

Ike`ant be leaf that you could possibly  say Eeloo while wearing that Dres! Its not half pasta Eve-ning and your wearing a bunch of Jools! Why not go straight to your rocket, cuz I say Laythe down, your feeling way to tyLO. Maybe its all the POLlen. Mun ya look at the time, this pun went way pasta my limit!

 

I'll see myself out. Just

Stay Determined . . .

I'm 3rd Generation German-American, and I totally read that in my head with a Scottish accent.

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8 minutes ago, Xyphos said:

I'm 3rd Generation German-American, and I totally read that in my head with a Scottish accent.

The forum is EVEil. It wint let me Bop you with a replike, because it thrust limiters my amount. Im sure ill replike you after I calm my precious Jool. Im trying to Dres her, but she keeps Muning about more allowance. I keep saying for her to stop saying Eeloo to every boy she meets, but it seems to make none of a Pols care. Also, try Kerbin your dog, it makes a makes a mess even when it laythe down Tylo.

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1 hour ago, spacebrick3 said:

Who is the villain in Kerb Wars?

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Tylo Ren

 

Kerb wars: the boosters awakens!

and I agree with @SpaceplaneAddict, the forums is EVEil. Shame on you Dres haters!

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What do fellow Kerbonauts say to each other when going to bed on Duna's moon?

"Good n'Ike!"

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