You must use the object that is in your left hand to survive a thermonuclear war

[TheHockeyPlayer]

A magazine. Welp, we're all dead!

[TADBTD]

A machine gun with full ammo. I could infiltrate the White House's Nuclear bunker.

[M.Wolfy]

Erm... My second monitor... this will help a lot!

[Dooz]

My Ipad? Okay then I will Put it On my Heart to protect it from radiation

Edited October 14, 2013 by Dooz

[goldenpeach]

Nothing...

I don't think I will survive for a long time

[Agent30632]

My tablet.

Damn.

[SpaceSphereOfDeath]

My biography of Neil Armstrong.

Oh no...

[aceassasin]

My computer chair.

I'm screwed.

[mrrpamplemousse]

A "that was easy" button

I can help a lot in tricky situation

Edited October 13, 2013 by mrrpamplemousse

[Captain Sierra]

My pet beagle.

I'll think of something.

[Bilfr3d]

my drink bottle

at least I'll stay cool.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

My lower back

Well then

[aceassasin]

A slinky

Well at least i will die entertained.

[Bilfr3d]

My goddamn D.S.....

Yay for nintendo

[BostLabs]

My eVic Electronic Cigarette. Not much eJuice left in it either. Good for an hour so so.

At least I quit smoking cigars.

It does have a 74% charge left in the battery. Maybe I can power something else later. So I must save the charge for that. Good thing I have a smaller ecig on a lanyard around my neck.

Edited October 14, 2013 by BostLabs

[PLB]

My face. Nope.

[aceassasin]

My history notecards.

Well......

[Kraken Ate My Face]

A unicorn horn.

Oh noes! Its from a narwhal.

[DisarmingBaton5]

My knee. Welp, I'm screwed.

[mrrpamplemousse]

An AAA battery

Well, I don't know what to say

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

A can of Mountain Dew.

I'll hide in it, I guess...

[TheHockeyPlayer]

A tissue box. In the midst of a thermonuclear war, you're surely going to have to blow your nose at some point.

[Godot]

A book about object oriented analysis and design

If ever I find a working computer with an integrated developers environment in any of the programming languages I know, it might help me, create a secure hiding hole where everything is automated/run by the computer.

Else (more probably) the books pages still might serve me as toilet paper of fuel for a fire

[Starwhip]

My arm... well if it comes to that I suppose I could eat it.

[xzxvrx]

One of my joysticks that is hooked up to my computer....hack into the missiles and manually divert their course!

And it is over, left handed people (like me) shall rule the world!