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This is a handy list of things that you might want your Kerbals to say instead of "Oh My God" or even worse "Oh My Kod." They are the deities of the Kerbals.

 

Supreme Deities

These are more modern gods that Kerbals still believe in.

  • Kerbol: The supreme king of worlds. The god of the heavens, and capable of giving warmth and light.
  • The Almighty Probe: A few select cult members worship the Muna 3 Space Probe. They consider it to be the god of Wisdom and Competition.
  • RetroBop: The god of mathematics. RetroBop symbolizes the mathematical beauty of nature, and the ever-lasting search for wisdom and interconnection in the world.
  • The Deep Space Kraken: The god of mischief and disorder. A creature which thrives on destruction and fear, working by instilling a sense of existential dread on any nearby Kerbals. Also by tearing apart rocket ships. Mostly that one.
  • Alternis: The God of Change and Differences. He is said to be the one who changes people's minds, and the one who causes the Updates of the universe. He once got mad at Kerbals, and banished them to an alternate universe. Ruled by him instead of Kerbol.
    • Alternis Jool: God of the heavens and unity.

Planetary Deities

They are the namesake of the planets of the Solar System. No one still believes in these, not really.

  • Mohos: God of the constructive use of fire.
  • Eve: The Goddess of Love, be it reproductive or romantic or familiar or otherwise platonic love.
  • Minmiss: Goddess of curiosity.
  • Dunaira: Goddess of war and conflict.
  • Ike: The husband of Dunaira.
  • Dresst: God of agriculture and business.
  • Joolius: The God of Life, Family, and Jollity.
  • Laythe: The Daughter of Jool.
  • Vallo: Son of Jool.
  • Tylo: Brother of Jool.
  • Pol: Goddess of the seasons... wait a minute, what are seasons?
  • Bopix: God of domestication.

Joke Deities

These are mostly just fake gods that some kerbals have fake-worshipped to make fun of the existence of a God.

  • The Almighty Teapot
  • The Flying Spaghetti Spaceplane
  • Atheismo, the god that doesn't exist.
  • Squad
  • Dres
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On 5/8/2016 at 8:01 PM, KAL 9000 said:

Don't forget the gods of Gilly, Mun, and Eeloo!

They're not gods, though. Eeloo was named after a specific flavor of vanilla ice cream. Mun literally translates into "Moon In The Sky." Gilly is the pet dog of Eve.

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What about Eelus, the mythical demigod? Legend has he resided in the peak of a mountain made of ice that reached the heavens, and that any Kerbal who reached him and killed him would ascend to demigod and take his place. He was eventually defeated by the mythical hero Jebadias, who spared Eelus and left for new adventures at higher realms of existence.

And by the way, how DARE you mock the Flying Spaghetti Spaceplane! May He forever banish your pathetic soul in the Realm Where Nothing Ever Explodes.

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On 5/7/2016 at 0:58 PM, GregroxMun said:

 

Joke Deities

These are mostly just fake gods that some kerbals have fake-worshipped to make fun of the existence of a God.

Dres

Why does everyone make fun of Dres? I made him, in my own "ADUG" (Aeromax Digital Universe Guide)THE HOLY GOD OF POTATOES! HE IS ESSENTIALLY THE CREATOR OF SNACKS! 

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On May 14, 2016 at 10:38 AM, Coga19000 said:

What about Eelus, the mythical demigod? Legend has he resided in the peak of a mountain made of ice that reached the heavens, and that any Kerbal who reached him and killed him would ascend to demigod and take his place. He was eventually defeated by the mythical hero Jebadias, who spared Eelus and left for new adventures at higher realms of existence.

And by the way, how DARE you mock the Flying Spaghetti Spaceplane! May He forever banish your pathetic soul in the Realm Where Nothing Ever Explodes.

Holy Kraken!.

@GregroxMun, add these 2 - Eelus, god of ice and cold, and Jebedias, father of demigod Jedediah Keman, and god of flight.

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On Saturday, May 21, 2016 at 3:36 AM, RocketSquid said:

Is he related to Juggoth, the god of atheists who is himself an atheist?

Don't be an idiot, there is no such thing as Juggotb. Everyone knows atheists worship Athe.

On Friday, May 20, 2016 at 2:03 AM, OrbitalBuzzsaw said:

Holy Kraken!.

@GregroxMun, add these 2 - Eelus, god of ice and cold, and Jebedias, father of demigod Jedediah Keman, and god of flight.

Well, I was thinking more along the lines that Jebadias WAS the demigod, but... Yeah, that will work too. Especially if he is a God of flight.

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