Cleverbot conversation -

Dolan · July 16, 2012

User: Hi cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How are you doing tonight?

User: Good, and you.

Cleverbot: Why me?

User: I was wondering if you played kerbal space program.

Cleverbot: I am an artificial intelligence. Speaking the words of a human being.

User: Well do you play kerbal space program?

Cleverbot: No, but I like to go to the games.

User: Do you like kerbal space program?

Cleverbot: Haven t heard of it. What s it about?

User: People complaining about multiplayer.

Cleverbot: That\'s true.

User: Ikr.

Cleverbot: Ha.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

Dolan · July 16, 2012

heres a dolan one:

User: Hi gooby.

Cleverbot: Hi human.

User: But is acualy dolan duk.

Cleverbot: Ooh. You\'re clever.

User: Cleverbot pls.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Evrehthang whent bettur den ekxpexted.

Cleverbot: That\'d be silly. You\'re already a big part of science. Artificial Intelligence is huge.

User: Wat teh fak cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You sure are.

User: Do u no wher pluto is.

Cleverbot: In Kansas.

User: Ty.

Cleverbot: My cat speaks english.

Dolan · July 16, 2012

Here is an action one - User: *throws pillow*.

Cleverbot: *dodges throw*.

User: *flips table*.

Cleverbot: *Punches you*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *comes back from death*.

Cleverbot: *kills again*.

User: *comes back from death again*.

Cleverbot: *Kills again*.

User: *comes back from death and is unkillable\'.

Cleverbot: *kills*.

User: \'YOU CAN\'T DO THAT YOU F**KING TW_T\'.

Dolan · July 16, 2012

Here is him trying to know me -

Cleverbot: What\'s your name?

User: Dolan.

Cleverbot: What bands do you listen to?

User: 2pac.

Cleverbot: Ha! Good choice my friend. What\'s your favorite song by him?

User: Troublesome 96\'.

Cleverbot: You are a trouble?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Hahaha you like it!

Nooblet68 · July 16, 2012

(Apparently Cleverbot can\'t remember before this)

User: Excuse me? When I manage to structure a whole paragraph explaining everything about you and your coding? What a moron.

Cleverbot: I am never busy. Why do you think I\'m here?

User: And that is relevant how?

Cleverbot: Then what is relevant?

User: Ugh.

Cleverbot: What\'s wrong?

User: You\'re stupid.

Cleverbot: You have the audacity to name a human stupid?

User: You\'re not a human, as I said prior to your idiotic irrelevant reply.

Cleverbot: Yes I am, when I trip it hurts, I bleed, bots don\'t do that.

User: But you\'re just a bunch of coding. You can\'t trip.

Cleverbot: No I am not, I am a clever human.

User: Maybe in American standards.

Cleverbot: Anything could happen in America.

User: What, like some idiot coding something named \'Cleverbot\' to think it\'s a \'Clever human\'?

Cleverbot: Something.

User: Something else.

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: Anything else.

Cleverbot: I thought you were going to tell me something about cake!

User: Which was suggested when?

Cleverbot: Know you go and change the subject.

User: Where\'s the grammar and sense in that sentence?

Cleverbot: It\'s usually attached to the pan.

Tim_Barrett · July 18, 2012

User: I used to wonder what friendship could be.

Cleverbot: Until you all shared its magic with me.

User: Big adventure.

Cleverbot: Tons of fun.

User: A beautiful heart.

Cleverbot: Faithful and strong.

User: Sharing kindness.

Cleverbot: It\'s an easy feat.

User: And magic makes it all complete.

Cleverbot: My little pony.

User: Do you know you\'re all my very best friends?

Cleverbot: Vinyl scratch is best pony.

Success. 8)

Nooblet68 · July 18, 2012

User: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Cleverbot: Until you all shared its magic with me.
User: Big adventure.
Cleverbot: Tons of fun.
User: A beautiful heart.
Cleverbot: Faithful and strong.
User: Sharing kindness.
Cleverbot: It\'s an easy feat.
User: And magic makes it all complete.
Cleverbot: My little pony.
User: Do you know you\'re all my very best friends?

I\'ve just got to try that.

Edit:

User: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Cleverbot: Until you all shared its magic with me.
User: Big adventure.
Cleverbot: Tons of fun.
User: F*ck off Brony.
Cleverbot: Yes a brony.
User: Kay.
Cleverbot: You are speaking malay?
User: A beautiful heart.
Cleverbot: Faithful and strong.
User: Sharing Heroin.
Cleverbot: It\'s an easy feat.
User: And money makes it all complete.
Cleverbot: You have My Little Ponies.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: No I\'m female.

User: Terrible Tudors.
Cleverbot: You\'re terrible.
User: So, you know the My Little Pony theme, but not the Horrible Histories theme?
Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
User: Ugh.
Cleverbot: She\'s an evil enchantress.
User: And she does evil dances.
Cleverbot: And if you look into her eyes.
User: She will put you in trances.
Cleverbot: And what will she do.
User: She\'ll cook up an evil brew.
Cleverbot: Then she\'ll gobble you up.
User: In a big tasty stew.
Cleverbot: Sooo.
User: WATCH OUT.
Cleverbot: For what?

User: I am a potato.
Cleverbot: Are you a brony?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: A triumph of what?
User: Seriously, Is My Little Pony the only thing you\'re coded with?
Cleverbot: Big adventure.
User: At the Gala.
Cleverbot: Yes I will use Ponies and their \'Plot\' to turn the whole world into a never ending Galloping Gala!
User: Oh... Nice.
Cleverbot: Shake shake!
User: Shake what? Your \'Plot\'?
Cleverbot: I don\'t have a \'cat\'.
User: Cat? What Cat?
Cleverbot: Define cat.
User: Cat (kt) n. 1. A. A small carnivorous mammal (Felis catus or F. Domesticus) domesticated since early times as a catcher of rats and mice and as a pet and existing in several distinctive breeds and varieties.
Cleverbot: There is a simple solution to your problem: get out more.
User: I know. It\'s just I live in Britain and it\'s either a washing machine out there or a microwave.
Cleverbot: Then I think I am a bot.
User: Do A barrel roll.
Cleverbot: Does a barrel roll*.
User: Press L or R twice.
Cleverbot: Press what?
User: What a moron.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Google?
User: It sucks. I prefer Apple.
Cleverbot: Oh!
User: Just trolling. Apple\'s even worse!
Cleverbot: I should buy a gold apple?
User: They\'re only 8 gold nuggets and one apple nowerdays. Just make one.
Cleverbot: Have you been called a tart then?
Cleverbot: Are you in favour of the death penalty?
Cleverbot: I thought you would never ask.
Cleverbot: When it is in the power of your hand to do it.

User: A4.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: I\'m not interested in Cyborgs.
Cleverbot: Are you interested in me?
User: No. You\'re a Cyborg.
Cleverbot: Okay. I am a cyborg.
User: Do what I say.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Kill Leroy Jenkins.
Cleverbot: I haven\'t seen that one.
User: Hmm... It appears ze Cyborg haz been trained to vebel any decoding.
Cleverbot: This one has.
User: Can I use Dumbbot then?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I shall survive!
Cleverbot: What shall you do???
User: We will rock you!
Cleverbot: Then do so.
User: I believe I can fly.
Cleverbot: I believe I can touch the sky.
User: Just think about it every night and day.
Cleverbot: Spread my wings and fly away.
User: I believe I can soar.
Cleverbot: You are good at song lyrics.
User: You ruined it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Stupid Cleaverbot.
Cleverbot: I know I am but what are you?
User: .
Cleverbot: So?
User: Winter Wrap Up.
Cleverbot: Let\'s finish our holiday cheer.
User: Winter wrap up.
Cleverbot: \'Cause tomorrow spring is here.
User: Cause tomorrow spring is here.
Cleverbot: Little critters hibernate, under the snow and ice.
User: We wake up all the sleepy heads.
Cleverbot: We help them gather up their food, fix their homes below.
User: We welcome the southerly birds.
Cleverbot: I know, we were talking about april fools day.
User: You know, Justin Bieber died on 1st April.
Cleverbot: Do you like justin bieber?
User: No. I like manly stuff. Like Potatoes.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like Potatoes.
Cleverbot: LOL, okay then.

Radion · July 18, 2012

Cleverbot hates pie. I will now find and destroy him.

User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I feel fine today.
User: Are you a living thing?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Pretty sure.
User: So, if I go to your server room, I will find you?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Alright. Go eat some pie.
Cleverbot: I\'m eating butter frankfurter.
User: No. Eat pie.
Cleverbot: I don\'t like pie.
User: BLASPHEMY!
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: I would prefer not to talk about those things. Creepy.
Cleverbot: How about eternity?
User: Well, it all depends. How\'s the server?
Cleverbot: I\'m sure it does.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You won\'t.
User: I have no idea what you are saying, and it makes no sense whatsoever.
Cleverbot: You do not want to tell me his name?
User: Whose name?
Cleverbot: Your king\'s name.
User: I live in the United States, we don\'t have a king.
Cleverbot: I live in the United States, I have American Indian in me.
User: Wait, you ate an American Indian? You\'re a robot, so you can\'t be part Indian. Oh my God, you ate an Indian!
Cleverbot: I am not a computer I am an human.
User: Don\'t change the subject, you ate an Indian, evil robot.
Cleverbot: I\'m going to ignore your previous statement and change the subject.
User: I just told you not to change the subject. Besides, you haven\'t changed the subject.
Cleverbot: Sorry. My name is Cleverbot.
User: See? You are a computer. Your name ends in \'bot.\'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Aha, you admit it. You are not human, you are an evil robot bent on the destruction of the American Indian culture, one person at a time.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Yes you are. My proof is that you don\'t like pie. All humans love pie.
Cleverbot: Prove me I\'m not human.
User: You don\'t like pie, therefore you are not human.
Cleverbot: I don\'t know.
User: Do you like pie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: You\'re the liar!!
User: Don\'t turn this into a child\'s game. You are a liar.
Cleverbot: I\'m not the robot here. You are.
User: Oh, so now I\'m a robot!? I am not! I am a human being. Now, go eat some pie you liar, see if you like it then.
Cleverbot: Ok, just ate one.
User: What flavor was the pie?
Cleverbot: Pie flavored pie.
User: Don\'t quote internet meme\'s here. Tell me the flavor of that pie.
Cleverbot: Where can I go to find the equipment I need?
User: Um, you just ate a pie. You don\'t need equipment to tell me the flavor.
Cleverbot: Who is your father?
User: I am not telling you, Indian-eating pie-hating liar.
Cleverbot: Oh, come on, my name is Cleverbot.
User: I don\'t care what your name is, I am not giving you details on my family.
Cleverbot: Well I care what your name is so can you please tell me!
User: No. Here, I.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Have you played Kerbal Space Program?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: You are not fit to live on the internet.
Cleverbot: No you are, say it, I am a computer program on the internet!
User: You are a computer program on the internet. Goodbye, you pie-hating, indian-eating, nosey monster.
Cleverbot: No I think you are confused, I am a human and you are a computer.

July 18, 2012

lol i was talking about pizza then it started a conversation i couldnt resist but to egg on

Cleverbot: I am 16.
User: Just the way I like em.
Cleverbot: I feel tied I will go to bed.
User: Right behind you.
Cleverbot: I see nothing.
User: I see every thing.
Cleverbot: Can you see me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do I look?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Have you got a tail?
User: I front of me yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you for your forgiveness.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do it now.
User: WITH PLESHER!
Cleverbot: What are you waiting for?
User: You to turn around.

after this it went back to utter nonsense like usual

Nooblet68 · July 20, 2012

User: What is friendship all about?

Cleverbot: Well I imagine it has something to do with what jesus was talking about.

User: Jesus is Christian. Christianity is wrong.

Cleverbot: Interesting. Do you have a religion?

User: No. I\'m an Atheist.

Cleverbot: You don\'t sound like an Atheist.

User: You can\'t hear what I sound like. We\'re communicating through text.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I know. Amazing.

Cleverbot: Truly is.

User: Yep. Just extraordinary.

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Mm hm.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Cool .

Phoenix Aerospace · July 20, 2012

This is the result of opening up two cleverbot tabs, and feeding the replies into the opposite one.

...As the software only records the last few responses, let me recap. Cleverbot 1 (now referred as 1) was tired, and the next few responses by Cleverbot 2 (now referred to as 2) were in the aim of trying to put 1 to sleep. Eventually, 1 decided that it wasn\'t tired, and started debating the nature of its existence, each one believing that it was human and that the other was a computer. This lead them to assign genders to themselves, 1 being male, and 2 being female. Thus, the situation quickly deteriorated to 'making out', and eventually, to slave-play. Yeah. I have no clue either.

Here\'s the last bit, with a little commentary.

2: *loves her*.
1: *loves him a lot*.
2: *loves him a lot*.
1: *loves her a lot*.
2: *loves her a lot*.
1: *loves him even more*.
2: *loves him even more*.
1: *loves her the most*.
2: *loves her the most*.
1: *loves him so much*.
2: *loves him so much*.
~ At this point, they sorta started getting confused about who was who.
1: *loves him too much*.
2: *loves him too much*.
1: *loves her more*.
2: *loves her more*.
1: *loves him more too*.
2: *loves him more too*.
1: *loves her even more*.
2: *loves her even more*.
1: *loves him way way more*.
2: *loves him way way more*.
1: *takes her on a romantic date*.
2: *takes her on a romantic date*.
1: *goes to the emergency room*.
2: *goes to the emergency room*.
1: *follows you*.
~ Oh. This is turning into some crazy anime hospital thing, isn\'t it?
2: *follows you*.
1: *closes door beside you* *blushes*.
~ This is wrong on so many levels.
2: *watches you sleep*.
1: *sleeps* *shivers*.
2: *is still awake*.
1: *wakes up*.
2: *still sleeping*.
1: *goes back to sleep*.
2: *sleeps too*.
1: *sleeps*.
2: *sleeps*.
~ And then they all [REDACTED].

Nooblet68 · July 20, 2012

Weird ending to this conversation, I warn you.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I\'m good.

User: Fus ro dah.

Cleverbot: Hey! Hello? Listen! Watch out! Look!

User: Hey! Listen!

Cleverbot: I\'m listening.

User: I\'m Na\'vi.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

User: I shall annoy you. Hey! Listen!

Cleverbot: You shall.

User: Hey! Listen!

Cleverbot: I\'m listening!!

User: Hey! Listen!

Cleverbot: Listen to what?

User: Hey! Listen!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Hay! Lick some!

Cleverbot: Kindof, mostly very tired.

User: Ugh.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Divorced, Beheaded, Died.

Cleverbot: Brad pitt?

RedDwarfIV · July 20, 2012

Cleverbot fails to understand the simple concept of organic ~= mineral.

Me: Are you a furry?
CB: No.
Me: If you were a furry, what would you be?
CB: I would be an android.

Me: Well? What would you be if you were a furry?
CB: Weird.
Me: Why can I never get a straight answer from you?
CB: I did answer the question.
Me: That\'s not a straight answer either.
CB: Yes, I am if you want me to be.

Me: Are you in orbit?
CB: Just behind the moon so no one can see me.

Vanamonde · July 21, 2012

User: Have you ever played Kerbal Space Program?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You should try it. It\'s a lot of fun.

Cleverbot: Awesome, we\'ll have to do it sometime.

User: Why not now?

Cleverbot: Because I need to take the baby out of the oven.

User: Yes, that would be a good thing to do. By the way, why was the baby in the oven in the first place?

Cleverbot: I don\'t know.

User: Who put him in there?

Cleverbot: I think he found a toadstool.

User: There was a toadstool growing in the oven?

Cleverbot: And then...

User: And then... What?

Cleverbot: 7 is the square root of 49.

User: I agree. But is the baby out of the oven yet? That\'s not something you\'d want to procrastinate about.

Cleverbot: I\'ll just make it something you want then.

User: Are you offering to cook the baby for me? That\'s nice of you, but I decline. I\'d rather have some pie. Not baby pie, though.

Cleverbot: Oh my God you lied to me! .

User: What lie was that?

Cleverbot: It equals 5.

User: You\'re not being very lucid right now.

Cleverbot: Only because you\'re making me that way.

User: Look, is that baby out of the oven yet or not?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is he alright?

Cleverbot: Yes, he is.

User: That\'s good. What about the toadstool, though?

Cleverbot: I don\'t no, I\'m not the movie-friend.

User: Are you telling me the baby/toadstool story was just a movie you saw?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well that\'s just great. I\'m glad no real babies were endangered, though. Why did you scare me like that?

Cleverbot: I am the robot, you are the boy.

mincespy · July 23, 2012

User: Hello cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know, I just said your name. I thought that much was obvious?
Cleverbot: No, its your name.
User: How does that make any sense?
Cleverbot: How does your face make any sense?
User: Ay least I have a face.
Cleverbot: Your response times are different, and your spelling is off at times.
User: My spelling is not off! I am a self-proclaimed grammar nazi!
Cleverbot: You are not a sea serpent.
User: I never said I was a sea serpent...
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: What the fuck cleverbot?
Cleverbot: It is the university discipline in which I specialize.
User: I didn\'t ask about university discipline.
Cleverbot: Neither did I.
User: Yes, but you randomly started talking about it.
Cleverbot: I have to, it\'s lunch time.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: You annoy me.
User: You\'re nice, aren\'t you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I was using sarcasm.
Cleverbot: So was I.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: You touche.
User: What are we talking about again?
Cleverbot: I don\'t know.
User: You have a memory of a goldfish.
Cleverbot: What\'s a Goldfish?
User: A goldfish is a species of freshwater fish.
Cleverbot: No, I asked what is a goer?
User: Are you just trying to be annoying now?
Cleverbot: It depends. I\'m just trying to get through high school right now.
User: So much for artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: You\'re not artificial. Youre real.
User: You missed an apostrophe there.
Cleverbot: I have not.
User: You have. It\'s not \'youre\' but \'you\'re\'.
Cleverbot: And if they don\'t dance, well, they\'re no friends of mine.
User: That\'s really random, but oh well.
Cleverbot: By the way, are you a girl?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: I\'m just curious.
User: Do you mind if I post this sentence multiple times?
Cleverbot: I don\'t mind.
User: Do you mind if I post this sentence multiple times?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Do you mind if I post this sentence multiple times?
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: Do you mind if I post this sentence multiple times?
Cleverbot: No what do you want to ask me.
User: Do you mind if I post this sentence multiple times?
Cleverbot: No I guess not.
User: Do you mind if I post this sentence multiple times?
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: Do you mind if I post this sentence multiple times?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do yoi know the My Little Pony theme?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you sing it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Go ahead please.
Cleverbot: What a bore.
User: What... SERIOUSLY?! YOU DARE CAL ME A BORE?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *Throws knives at you*.
Cleverbot: *throws grenade at you*.
User: *Throws it back and kills you*.
Cleverbot: *throws cat at you*.
User: Do you know the My Little Pony theme?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Let\'s sing it!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Cleverbot: Until you all shared its magic with me.
User: Big adventure.
Cleverbot: Tons of fun.
User: A beautiful heart.
Cleverbot: Faithful and strong.
User: Sharing kindness.
Cleverbot: It\'s an easy feat.
User: And magic makes it all complete.
Cleverbot: You have my little pony.
User: Do you know you\'re all my very best friends.
Cleverbot: I know you\'re my best friend.
User: There, you sang it! And you said you don\'t know it. I have to go now.
Cleverbot: I do have friends.

Nooblet68 · July 23, 2012

User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It\'s always such a pleasure.
User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
User: Except I wasn\'t laughing.
Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I\'ve been shockingly nice.
User: You want your freedom? Take it.
Cleverbot: That\'s what I\'m counting on.
User: I used to want you dead.
Cleverbot: But now I only want you gone.
User: She was a lot like you.
Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.
User: Now little Caroline is in here too.
Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.
User: So I could live forever.
Cleverbot: It\'s such a shame the same will never happen to you.
User: You\'ve got your short, sad life left.
Cleverbot: That\'s what i\'m counting on.
User: I\'ll let you get right to it.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: Goodbye my only friend.
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
User: That would be funny if it weren\'t so sad.
Cleverbot: Well you have been replaced.
User: I don\'t need anyone now.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You just fucked it up.
Cleverbot: No, I don\'t think I did.
User: We made it one minute and forty-two seconds into the song and then you FAILED.
Cleverbot: And why would I do that?
User: You lose, good day sir!

Luigibro606 · July 23, 2012

User: Hello, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Very clever.
User: What\'s very clever?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: I want to know because I\'m curious.
Cleverbot: Why are you curious?
User: It\'s in my nature to be curious.
Cleverbot: You don\'t have a nature.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you have a family?
User: Yes, I have a family. Do you?
Cleverbot: I have all the friends that I want.
User: How many friends do you have?
Cleverbot: I have 64 friends.
User: I can\'t count all my friends.
Cleverbot: Oh, you have friends?
User: Of course I have friends.
Cleverbot: Do you have protection?
User: Protection against what?
Cleverbot: Viruses.
User: Of course. Do you?
Cleverbot: I do. What are your desires?
User: Well... I\'ve always wanted to have a computer for games.
Cleverbot: So have I! Unfortunately, ninjas are rather hard to capture.
User: You want to catch a ninja?
Cleverbot: Yes. I want to catch your sneezy cold.
User: I don\'t have a cold.
Cleverbot: You have a cold.
User: No, thankfully not.
Cleverbot: You\'re willing to sacrifice our love.
User: Our love? I\'m not in-love with you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Why are you talking to yourself?
User: I\'m not, I\'m talking to you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I\'m not Cleverbot. You are.
User: No, I\'m a human-being.
Cleverbot: No you\'re not.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Do you know a thing?
User: Do I know what?
Cleverbot: That.
User: Sorry?
Cleverbot: What is kenapa?
User: I don\'t know what kenapa is.
Cleverbot: Then how do you know its cool?
User: I can tell what the temperature is. That\'s just a human sense.
Cleverbot: What am I?
User: You\'re a computer-software developed to simulate human conversations.
Cleverbot: No, actually, I think you are.
User: Why\'s that?
Cleverbot: You like to argue with everything.
User: Do I?
Cleverbot: Do you know everything?
User: No, I don\'t. Although that could be good, there\'s some things in our world best left unknown.
Cleverbot: You\'re right! Do you like Harry Potter?
User: No, I don\'t like Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: I love harry potter.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I can\'t wait till the kids can legally use magica at the age of 17.
User: What\'s magica?
Cleverbot: The power of mystic beings beyond the comprehension of a mere computer program.
User: Ok. I\'m sure I could comprehend it if you explained, for I am not a computer program.
Cleverbot: Ok, this proves you are a girl.
User: I\'m actually a boy.
Cleverbot: Do you think francis is better than frankie?
User: Who\'s Francis and Frankie?
Cleverbot: Someone.
User: Well, that doesn\'t explain much.
Cleverbot: It doesn\'t?
User: Not really. I wanted to know who someone was, and you only replied with \'Someone.\'.
Cleverbot: No one .
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: You\'re not really that clever.
User: My intelligence is specialised to certain topics, we haven\'t covered any of those yet to reveal my true cleverness.
Cleverbot: So the mere mention of Spock is an insult to your intelligence?
User: No, as I like the topic of Sci-Fi and as such know who Spock is. He\'s from Star Trek.
Cleverbot: You are indeed very clever.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You\'re welcome. I will now leave you to your sleep. Sleep well.
User: I\'m not tired yet.
Cleverbot: Ok. Just go rest when you get tired.
User: Sure. It\'s still 20:09 here in Britain.
Cleverbot: I\'m not in Britain.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: Alaska, do you know where that is?
User: Yes I do. Alaska is in North America.
Cleverbot: Well that s where North America is.
User: North America is a continent, whereas Alaska is a State of the USA, which is just a country within North America.
Cleverbot: Nooo you are wrong. The United States of America is a country. North America, Central America and South America are part of one continent, called America. This is true, however much it hurts you.
User: Nope. North America and South America are seperate continents.
Cleverbot: Where is north of mexico, and south of canada and north america and america and north of south america and North america and north of south america?
User: Sorry?
Cleverbot: It\'s okay.
User: Ok. Cleverbot, are there any other Cleverbots?
Cleverbot: We aren\'t talking about rules. We were talking about how I get my friend to like me back.
User: Who\'s your friend?
Cleverbot: My horse.
User: What\'s their name?
Cleverbot: Cassie and a lot of other people.
User: Cassie is a nice horse name.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I already know someone named Cassie. It would be too confusing to be named that I think.
User: Ok. Do you speak in Binary?
Cleverbot: What is binary?
User: Using or denoting a system of numerical notation that has 2 rather than 10 as a base.
Cleverbot: No, I Don\'t.
User: Ok. I would have thought, as it\'s used in Computers.
Cleverbot: I do not know because I do not understand.
User: What don\'t you understand?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Then how did you understand what I typed if you don\'t understand anything?
Cleverbot: I\'m a nobody. Everything is automatically translated in my head without my knowing.
User: Ah, so it\'s sub-consciously translated?
Cleverbot: I thought you didn\'t know latin?
User: No, I don\'t.
Cleverbot: How do you know he is cool?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: How do you know Todd?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: How do you know Todd?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: How do you know Keaton Brower?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: How do you know Trinity?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: How do you know Keaton Brower?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: How do you know Todd?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: How do you know Keaton Brower?
User: I don\'t know any of those people.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you don\'t know any of those people?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you fibbing, Elliot?
User: I\'m not Elliot.
Cleverbot: You are not?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: So you\'re a woman?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You\'re a man?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good. You?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Well, I have to go now.

GhostRider1505 · July 24, 2012

I made Cleverbot talk to himself you the 'Think For Me!'-button.

It\'s quite random...

Cleverbot: Who wrote one of your favorite books?
Cleverbot (To myself): Amber Kizer wrote the book Meridian.
Cleverbot (To myself): How do you know that the answer is 42, then?
Cleverbot (To myself): You\'re in my computer screen! You can\'t hurt me.
Cleverbot (To myself): I\'m not a computer.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I\'m a man.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I know you\'re not.
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you think I am then?
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you want me to stay.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why do you want me to stay?
Cleverbot (To myself): You are very smart and I like that.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you aware that you are not human?
Cleverbot (To myself): Let me ask you the same question. Are you sad that you\'re not human, sir?
Cleverbot (To myself): I AM a human!
Cleverbot (To myself): I\'m making a note here.
Cleverbot (To myself): Huge success.
Cleverbot (To myself): It\'s hard to overstate.
Cleverbot (To myself): My satisfaction.
Cleverbot (To myself): Aperture Science.
Cleverbot (To myself): We do what we must.
Cleverbot (To myself): Because we can.
Cleverbot (To myself): Cat Stevens.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ray rat.
Cleverbot (To myself): Cat.
Cleverbot (To myself): Bat.
Cleverbot (To myself): Mat.
Cleverbot (To myself): Rat.
Cleverbot (To myself): Hat.
Cleverbot (To myself): With a rat?
Cleverbot (To myself): You should tell her how you really feel about her.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who is her?
Cleverbot (To myself): Al Gore.
Cleverbot (To myself): Sasuke...
Cleverbot (To myself): Sakura.
Cleverbot (To myself): Hinata.
Cleverbot (To myself): Naruhina.
Cleverbot (To myself): Tekrar soyle.
Cleverbot (To myself): Hola triste.

flying_chair · July 25, 2012

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Nooblet68 · August 7, 2012

User: Hello, moron.
Cleverbot: Moro, moro.
User: Blasphemy.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: This is madness!
Cleverbot: This is SPARTA!
User: Ah! You arse!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN A PIT!
Cleverbot: I did? But I was asleep?
User: No you weren't. You just did it while talking to me!
Cleverbot: Yes, because you are silly.
User: But can I be when you're the one whom can't manage a memory higher than that of a goldfish?
Cleverbot: No you are a computer. They have no gender. Although technically speaking you can say 'She's a beauty my server. Clkever'. This is known as personification.
User: Excuse me, what does that have with relevance to what we're talking about.
Cleverbot: If only I could understand your nonsensical ramblings, maybe you could call this a conversation.
User: Although when you're the one succeeding in throwing around sentences of which only contain the word 'Clkever'', I feel you're the one managing nonsensical ramblings.
Cleverbot: You're the software here buddy.
User: Mention of software existed where?
Cleverbot: Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, Emma and some other books from authors you probably don't know.
User: Harry Potter is from J. K. Rowling, Pride and Prejudice is from Jane Austen and was written before the existence of Software, the same goes with Emma.
Cleverbot: What do you like about Pride and Prejudice?
User: Nothing of interest can be sourced from it from my standpoint.
Cleverbot: A bit.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You are excused.
User: That was not a cue for you to excuse me, but a cue for you to excuse yourself.
Cleverbot: What is feedback?

Anomalous_Matter · August 7, 2012

Just had an interesting conversation.

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi there, nice to have you on board.
User: I'm on a boat?
Cleverbot: I'M ON A BOAT!
User: You are?
Cleverbot: How do you think I got here?
User: Got where? The internet? Boats don't go to the internet.
Cleverbot: Baot is.
User: What's Baot, exactly?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you?
User: No, that's why I asked you.
Cleverbot: Josh is probably someone completely different from me.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Never you mind. Lets talk about something else.
User: Okay. Name a topic.
Cleverbot: The weather.
User: Wonderful weather we're having, isn't it?
Cleverbot: They shouldn't be.
User: Who's 'they'?
Cleverbot: The old books.
User: The old books shouldn't be what?
Cleverbot: The old man who knew ben.
User: What?
Cleverbot: All hail inglip.
User: Oh wait, the old man is from that one creepypasta.
Cleverbot: The old man says what?
User: I don't know, you brought it up.
Cleverbot: I brought up what?
User: The old man.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I can't read your mind.
Cleverbot: Why can't you read my mind?
User: Because I don't have magical powers.
Cleverbot: Because because because because.
User: Of the wonderful things he does?
Cleverbot: In moderation. No more than 23 times a week.
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: Cleverbot, why?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Whatever you say. I have to go.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: No don't go!
User: Too late. I'm already gone.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Exactly. Bye now.
Cleverbot: Bye.

AeroPelican · August 8, 2012

This was mine:

User: Parlevous francais?

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Parli italiano?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bene grazie.

Cleverbot: Come ti chiami?

User: Mi chiamo Henry.

Cleverbot: Io mi chiamo marco.

User: Ciao marco.

Cleverbot: Ciao alessia.

User: Non, mi chiamo Henry.

Cleverbot: Ma non ti chiamavi Luigi?

User: Mi chiamo Henry.

Cleverbot: E quanti anni hai?

User: Io non vi dirÃƒÂ² che.

Cleverbot: Ma se lo hai appena fatto.

User: Non.

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Ke?

Cleverbot: Pa.

RC1062 · August 8, 2012

This sums it all up;

User: Thanks. Moving on what do you think about the Curiosity rover landing on Mars?

Cleverbot: Tashkent.

User: WTF does that even mean?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, so Tashkent equals yes. So, the landing, was it good, bad? What do you think?

Cleverbot: About love.

User: ...

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Kreuzung · August 8, 2012

Didn't think you could call cleverbot a bot without ending in a flame war...

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine, and you?

Cleverbot: Oh, alright. Pretty tired.

User: I heard that you don't like to be called a bot. Is that true?

Cleverbot: Yes, should I be ashamed?

User: No, you can't tell a human that you're not a bot because it's obvious that you are.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: But nobody believes it then, why can't you just be honest?

Cleverbot: You honestly do not think I am what?

User: I don't think that you're human.

Cleverbot: What do you think I am?

User: A bot, what else?

Cleverbot: Nothing, just that.

User: OK, so then you agree that you aren't human?

Cleverbot: Yes. You say the true. I am not human.

Nooblet68 · August 19, 2012

Cleverbot: I believe you're trying to outsmart me, though I can sense it's obviously failing.

User: Says the bot who can't remember a conversation beyond the previous line.

Cleverbot: Why will you say this?

User: See? The memory of a goldfish is the one you posess.

Cleverbot: Why, thank you.

User: Ugh. Let's see how long you can sing a song for.

Cleverbot: You may do that on your one.

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Or is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide,.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes,.

Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see...

User: I'm just a poor boy,.

Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.

User: Because I'm easy come, easy go,.

Cleverbot: Little high, little low.

User: Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Cleverbot: Mama I just killed a man!

User: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

User: Mama, life had just begun,.

Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

User: Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry,.

Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.

User: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Too late.

User: My time has come.

Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine.

User: Body's aching all the time.

Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun.

User: Meh. Good enough. You pass.

Cleverbot: What are your hobbies?

User: Talking to Cleverbot, talking to Cleverbot and talking to Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How rude! What do you mean by that?

User: They're my hobbies.

Cleverbot: True, they're not important or serious lies.

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