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On 5/29/2017 at 7:34 PM, cubinator said:

"THIS IS THE SECOND WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! Or maybe the third worst."

-Gordon Freeman,  Freeman's Mind 2

Oh my god I was completely unaware Freeman's Mind 2 was a thing. Thank you for informing me of it's existence.

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4 minutes ago, legoclone09 said:

Oh my god I was completely unaware Freeman's Mind 2 was a thing. Thank you for informing me of it's existence.

He's going to start having trouble when he gets to Ep. 1 and Ep. 2...

*dun dun pssh*"Freeman's Mind 2: Episode 1: Episode 3"*dun dun pssh*

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We pray for one last landing
On the globe that gave us birth
Let us rest our eyes on the fleecy skies
And the cool, green hills of Earth.

-Robert Heinlein, although the character that wrote it in his stories is "Noisy" Rhysling

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"I'M GOING TO TEAR YOUR ________ING EYES OUR, RIP YOUR _______ING FLESH OFF, BEAT YOU TILL YOU'RE JUST A _________ING LIFELESS CARCASS, _____ YOU AND YOUR PROGRESS, WATCH ME _______ING REGRESS, YOU WERE MEANT TO TAKE THE FALL AND NOW YOU'RE NOTHIIIIIIIIIING!!!!! PAYBACK'S A _____CH MOTHER_______ER!!!!!!"

-Payback,by trash-metal band Slayer. \m/

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On 29/06/2017 at 4:33 PM, Matuchkin said:

"I'M GOING TO TEAR YOUR ________ING EYES OUR, RIP YOUR _______ING FLESH OFF, BEAT YOU TILL YOU'RE JUST A _________ING LIFELESS CARCASS, _____ YOU AND YOUR PROGRESS, WATCH ME _______ING REGRESS, YOU WERE MEANT TO TAKE THE FALL AND NOW YOU'RE NOTHIIIIIIIIIING!!!!! PAYBACK'S A _____CH MOTHER_______ER!!!!!!"

-Payback,by trash-metal band Slayer. \m/

I love how charming and calm that quote is. Truely amazing and inspiring, thanks for sharing.

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"Another happy landing"

-Obi Wan Kenobi

"Were you actually conscious during the crash?"

"I was aware that I was flying and then I realized 'this is going to come down eventually.'"

-Richard Hammond on his crash that broke a knee during filming for The Grand Tour

"It actually collapsed the knee by like 7 mil, and if you can't tell, I'm not a guy who can afford to lose 7 mil."

-Again, Hammond

"You could make a religion out of this."
-Whoever that guy is that did the "History of the entire world.. I guess" video

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"So basically you got the ultimate crash test?"
"Yeah, but he didn't deliver enough data."
"Gah come on! He's actually been asking me for data."

"How many times did you roll?"
"I don't know; I didn't care."

-HAMMMOOOOOONNNNDDDDDDD

"POWAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

-Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear

"Everything's going good. Now to fl-" *Game crash*

-Me before I decided to clean mods I don't need out of my save file

"Bwoah"

-Kimi Raikonnen

"Blue Flag, Blue Flag"

-Sebastian Vettel every 5 seconds

"Oh no, no!"

-Lewis Hamilton @ Malaysia

"I know that mister Butler doesn't drink alcohol, and I respect that. So, I'm going to pour this Red Bull for him instead."

-Daniel Ricciardo at the US Grand Prix convincing Gerald Butler to do a shoey (History of the Shoey)

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"You are dead meat"

-Who are you, what are you doing here?

-What are you doing?

-...

This is a bad dream!

-Then, maybe it is time to wake up?!

"GOTTA GET A GRIP"

"What is that? Why can't I hear over how dead you are?"

"We all know how it is going to end"

"Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds"

-Are they up on me?

-No, it is way worse.

-How much time do I have?

-Not much, nobody does.

"I am going to spare you the pleasure!"

"I am going to melt your body after you die"

"Man I hate this place, who invited all those morons?!"

 

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*half the ship exoplodes due to drag-related gee forces*

Anakin Skywalker: "I think we lost something."

 

"Next time you're complaining about a little rain, just remember that some poor suckers in Japan had a cow dropped on them."

-Second Thought

 

"Old Man McGucket, spitting in a bucket!"

-Fiddleford Hadron McGucket, Ph.D.

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45 minutes ago, ProtoJeb21 said:

"Old Man McGucket, spitting in a bucket!"

-Fiddleford Hadron McGucket, Ph.D.

well if we're accepting Gravity Falls quotes!

"Mortals of dimension 46'\, kneel before me and snivel!"

-Probablilitor the Annoying

"AHH! Graph paper! kill it kill it!"

-Grenda (just a bit before the other one, actually the one above this should be below...)

yeah, this is not all that much...oh well!

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