totm Talk like Up-Goer Five

[TeslaPenguin1]

The big company at first decided that the first changing of its many things would need to have its time changed so it was possible to be done.

 

Every second, billions upon billions of virtual particle pairs are created, slam together, and disappear. Hawking radiation is a process where these virtual particles are created near the event horizon of a black hole. If one is inside the event horizon while the other is outside, the one inside the event horizon gets sucked into the black hole, while the other escapes. To conserve energy, the black hole gives some of its mass to the virtual particle, making it real, and shrinking the black hole in the process. Counterintuitively, the smaller the black hole, the faster the process.

Edited August 14, 2018 by TeslaPenguin1

[Fraston]

Black holes poofing.

Newtons laws

I'm typing on a phone, I'm not typing all those laws out

[Deddly]

@Fraston, you're supposed to "translate" the text in the post above yours first, then give people something to work on. I suggest you don't do it on your phone

[YNM]

Spoiler

On 8/12/2018 at 2:04 AM, TeslaPenguin1 said:

Every second, billions upon billions of virtual particle pairs are created, slam together, and disappear. Hawking radiation is a process where these virtual particles are created near the event horizon of a black hole. If one is inside the event horizon while the other is outside, the one inside the event horizon gets sucked into the black hole, while the other escapes. To conserve energy, the black hole gives some of its mass to the virtual particle, making it real, and shrinking the black hole in the process. Counterintuitively, the smaller the black hole, the faster the process.

Every tiny bit of time, hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of 'dreamed' things are made, hit each other, then goes away. This event happens at the layer before big black pull-cleaner thing. If the dream thing is created at different sides of the layer, one disappear while the other stays. The staying dreamed thing becomes real, pulls off away, and takes a bit of weight from the big black pull-cleaner, making it smaller. The smaller the big black pull-cleaner becomes, the faster the weight being pulled away by the event.

The A40 reappears, as if by magic, where the Paddington Flyover rises out of the A501 Marylebone Road, climbing up to rooftop level to traverse Kensington on Westway, a notorious elevated road through the suburbs that was once an urban motorway, the A40(M). Westway eventually descends to ground level, becoming Western Avenue, a new road built in the 1920s to replace the original A40, Uxbridge Road, and which is now a frantically busy three-lane dual carriageway leading all the way out to the M40.

[Dman979]

Spoiler

The fast car road appears where the top road comes out of the bottom road, going tall to go on a well known sky road through the outer city that was once a city road. The fast car sky road eventually climbs to the ground, becoming a new street.

Anyone can cook, but there is more to cooking than simply throwing ingredients together and hoping for the best. You have to understand basic cooking terms and techniques. Knowing how to prepare different components of a meal, and in what order, can help you get the timing just right, and prevent things from cooling too quickly. Once you have the basics down, you can improve the flavor and texture of your meals with various sauces, herbs, and other seasonings.

https://xkcd.com/simplewriter/

[roboslacker]

Spoiler

Anyone can make food, but there is more to making food than simply throwing simple food together and hoping for the best. You have to understand food making words and steps. Knowing how to prepare different parts of food, and in what order, can help you get the timing just right, and stop things from cooling too quickly. Once you have the simple parts down, you can make the food better with special food parts like special waters and special sands.

It is recorded that the Babylonians were making sap around 2800 BC and that it was known to the Phoenicians around 600 BC. These early references to soap and soap making were apropos the use of soap in the cleaning of textile fibers such as wool and cotton in preparations for weaving into cloth.

[KerballingSmasher]

If the fire-spitting cone at the bottom of your rocket starts tilting towards the void, you will not go to space today.

[Dman979]

31 minutes ago, Kerballing (Got Dunked On) said:

If the fire-spitting cone at the bottom of your rocket starts tilting towards the void, you will not go to space today.

That's not how you play this game. You need to rephrase the plaintext in the post above yours to make it sound like Up Goer Five. I suggest using this site: https://xkcd.com/simplewriter/

Once you've rephrased it, then you can post your own text for people to translate.

[KerballingSmasher]

On 9/17/2019 at 5:04 PM, Dman979 said:

That's not how you play this game. You need to rephrase the plaintext in the post above yours to make it sound like Up Goer Five. I suggest using this site: https://xkcd.com/simplewriter/

Once you've rephrased it, then you can post your own text for people to translate.

*facepalm* yep... this is why I'm supposed to read Page 1  

[GRS]

Doing The Ultimate Challenge is Super Hard because someone has to bring a large and strong vertically flying vehicle that can fight attractions from a bunch of big balls of rock before falling back to the ground safely.

(Am i doing it right ?)

Edited October 16, 2019 by GRS

[HansonKerman]

neutrinos

[cubinator]

Spoiler

A really small piece of stuff that goes through everything so fast we can barely see it.

Photosynthesis.

[Space Nerd]

On 10/16/2019 at 3:04 PM, GRS said:

Doing The Ultimate Challenge is Super Hard because someone has to bring a large and strong vertically flying vehicle that can fight attractions from a bunch of big balls of rock before falling back to the ground safely.

(Am i doing it right ?)

and balls of gas and plasma.

 

11 hours ago, cubinator said:

Photosynthesis.

A way for green living things to make food and good air with bad air, water, and light from the sun.

Torchdrive.

Edited June 27, 2020 by Space Nerd

[kerbiloid]

When you drive a carriage by scaring the draught animals with a torch.

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Rapid unplanned/unscheduled Disassembly.

[GRS]

Breaking a complex large vehicle in a short amount of time when you have to keep it longer.

Communication

[Dman979]

On 9/17/2019 at 5:04 PM, Dman979 said:

That's not how you play this game. You need to rephrase the plaintext in the post above yours to make it sound like Up Goer Five. I suggest using this site: https://xkcd.com/simplewriter/

Once you've rephrased it, then you can post your own text for people to translate.

Uh, guys?

Here's an example:

On 9/11/2019 at 12:01 PM, roboslacker said:

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Anyone can make food, but there is more to making food than simply throwing simple food together and hoping for the best. You have to understand food making words and steps. Knowing how to prepare different parts of food, and in what order, can help you get the timing just right, and stop things from cooling too quickly. Once you have the simple parts down, you can make the food better with special food parts like special waters and special sands.

It is recorded that the Babylonians were making sap around 2800 BC and that it was known to the Phoenicians around 600 BC. These early references to soap and soap making were apropos the use of soap in the cleaning of textile fibers such as wool and cotton in preparations for weaving into cloth.

 

[Deddly]

Spoiler

@Dman979

Oh, guys?

Here's a bit of writing that shows how to do it.

 

@roboslacker

Somebody wrote that the river-city people were making tree water about 4800 years ago, and the boat people also knew how to do it 2600 years ago. These early writings about cleaning and making cleaning bars were for using cleaning bars to wash warm white animals and flowers for making clothes.

KSP 2 is definitely a project to keep one's eye on. Allowing interplanetary travel and the addition of future propulsion technologies will bring an entire new element of excitement to the gameplay.

Edited June 28, 2020 by Deddly
Added a proper translation for the latest valid entry

[kerbiloid]

If you have one's eye, you can put it on KSP, 2 too, because it's a cool thing finally made by nerdish guys .

You can jump from plane to plane and they give you a time machine to propel the future by tech.

You can also get new stuff (like new elements) during the premium gameplay.

***

You can use SAS without RCS to control the vessel attitude and save the monopropellant.

[Deddly]

@kerbiloid Very close, but not quite. You have some words that aren't allowed in the game: put your text in here to see: https://xkcd.com/simplewriter/

[kerbiloid]

 If you have one's eye, you can keep it on KSP, too, because it's so cool. It's a thing finally made by the office guys making games.

You can jump from flying thing with wings to another flying thing with wings and they give you a time machine to push the future.

You can also get new stuff (like new game goods) if you play  a paid game with gifts.

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You can use SAS without RCS to control the vessel attitude and save the monopropellant.

Edited June 28, 2020 by kerbiloid

[Deddly]

2 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

You can use SAS without RCS to control the vessel attitude and save the monopropellant.

Spoiler

You can use the special engine-powered holding machine without the air-pushing one to control which way you point your space car. That way, you save some air for later.

 

Cognitive dissonance refers to a situation involving conflicting attitudes, beliefs or behaviours. This produces a feeling of mental discomfort leading to an alteration in one of the attitudes, beliefs or behaviours to reduce the discomfort and restore balance.

[Dman979]

28 minutes ago, Deddly said:

Cognitive dissonance refers to a situation involving conflicting attitudes, beliefs or behaviours. This produces a feeling of mental discomfort leading to an alteration in one of the attitudes, beliefs or behaviours to reduce the discomfort and restore balance.

Spoiler

Thinking box trouble happens when the thinking box thinks thoughts that are not the same as its other thoughts. This makes the thinking box hurt. To stop the hurt, the thinking box needs to think thoughts that are the same as the new thoughts or the old thoughts.

 

 

Most readers love to give their opinion on a book they’ve just read, whether it’s good or bad. Let your patrons take ownership of their library and encourage them to leave a review of their latest read. You can provide sticky notes and a board or wall to put them on, add comments to your website or simply talk to people, write down what they say and then tweet or Facebook it. One reader telling another about a great book is the simplest and most powerful promotional tool in existence – and libraries have lots of opportunities to harness it.

[Benjamin Kerman]

7 hours ago, Dman979 said:

Most readers love to give their opinion on a book they’ve just read, whether it’s good or bad. Let your patrons take ownership of their library and encourage them to leave a review of their latest read. You can provide sticky notes and a board or wall to put them on, add comments to your website or simply talk to people, write down what they say and then tweet or Facebook it. One reader telling another about a great book is the simplest and most powerful promotional tool in existence – and libraries have lots of opportunities to harness it.

Spoiler

A lot of people who read books enjoy giving their thoughts on a book they just read, despite it being either good or bad. You should let the people who read the books take control of their place that they store books and tell them that they should leave a note about what they liked or didn't like about the book they read last. You could give them paper with stuff that sticks to other stuff on the back and a board or wall to put the paper on, add notes that are on a computer box that stores information and gives it to people who ask for it using special words that are written and put onto other boxes, or talk to the people and write down what they say before putting it onto a far away computer box named Face Book or the sound of a bird talking to another bird used to talk to other people in short bits of writing. One person telling another person about a really good book is the simplest and strongest way to spread the word about a thing that there is - and places where people keep books for everyone else to read also have lots of times where they can use it.

 

The Marines have arguably the most difficult fitness test as it requires Marines to run an additional mile and do pull-ups. The USMC physical fitness test (PFT) requirements include crunches for two minutes, pull-ups to the maximum repetition, and a three-mile run. The Marines' fitness testing is undergoing changes and starting to add push-ups as part of the PFT.

A Marine can opt out of pull-ups and choose push-ups, but they will only receive 70 percent of the maximum score by doing so. For instance, if a new Marine maxes out the pull-ups (23), they will get 100 points. If the Marine maxes out the push-ups (87), the Marine only gets 70 points. The maximum score for the USMC PFT is 300.

[Dman979]

47 minutes ago, Benjamin Kerman said:

The Marines have arguably the most difficult fitness test as it requires Marines to run an additional mile and do pull-ups. The USMC physical fitness test (PFT) requirements include crunches for two minutes, pull-ups to the maximum repetition, and a three-mile run. The Marines' fitness testing is undergoing changes and starting to add push-ups as part of the PFT.

A Marine can opt out of pull-ups and choose push-ups, but they will only receive 70 percent of the maximum score by doing so. For instance, if a new Marine maxes out the pull-ups (23), they will get 100 points. If the Marine maxes out the push-ups (87), the Marine only gets 70 points. The maximum score for the USMC PFT is 300.

Spoiler

The Sea Soldiers have a very hard body check as it makes Sea Soldiers run an extra ten hundred and seven hundred yards and do pull-ups. The Sea Soldiers' body check (SSBC) makes them do body sit ups for two minutes, pull-ups until they get tired, and ten five-hundred yard runs. The Sea Soldiers' body check is being changed and starting to add push-ups as part of the SSBC.

A Sea Soldier can decide to do push ups instead of pull ups, but they will only receive 7/10 of the points by doing so. As an idea, if a new Sea Soldier does the most pull-ups (23), they will get 100 points. If the Sea Soldier does the most push-ups (87), the Sea Soldier only gets 70 points. The most points for the Sea Soldiers' Body Check is 300.

 

Jus alpukat may translate to "avocado juice," but this rich, chilled Indonesian beverage is thick enough to be called a shake. It gets its creamy texture from silky avocado and milk, and its sweetness from condensed milk. Here, we spike it with strong coffee or a double shot of espresso, though you can also omit the coffee for a non-caffeinated version—you'll find it served both ways in Indonesia. To push it even further into dessert territory, you can also drizzle it with chocolate syrup.

Feel free to play with the ratios here to your own liking: add more milk for a thinner shake, more or less condensed milk to adjust sweetness, and more or less ice for either a colder and frostier treat or a thicker and more intense one.

https://xkcd.com/simplewriter/

[Deddly]

3 hours ago, Dman979 said:

Jus alpukat may translate to "avocado juice," but this rich, chilled Indonesian beverage is thick enough to be called a shake. It gets its creamy texture from silky avocado and milk, and its sweetness from condensed milk. Here, we spike it with strong coffee or a double shot of espresso, though you can also omit the coffee for a non-caffeinated version—you'll find it served both ways in Indonesia. To push it even further into dessert territory, you can also drizzle it with chocolate syrup.

Feel free to play with the ratios here to your own liking: add more milk for a thinner shake, more or less condensed milk to adjust sweetness, and more or less ice for either a colder and frostier treat or a thicker and more intense one.

Spoiler

In the east, where all the best beaches and fire mountains are, people make a drink out of food. They serve it cold, and it is so thick that you could even call it a shake. The food and animal water make it really soft, and it's sweet because the animal water has been pressed really hard. They put strong coffee or even stronger coffee in it, but some people want it without the coffee because it makes them stay up all night, and that's ok, because you can have it both ways in the Ring of Fire. You can actually make it even more sweet by pouring some brown sweet-water made from flowers into it.

It's OK to play around with how much to put in: add more animal water to make it thinner, put in more or less pressed animal water to make it sweeter or less so, and add lots of ice or only a little bit to make it colder and covered with ice or thicker and stronger, but not covered in ice. It's up to you.

 

Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.’

https://xkcd.com/simplewriter/