September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day.

[SSgt Baloo]

Arr!
 

 

[HoloYolo]

It would be really hard to do for me. My accent is exactly Jack Sparrow's.

Also, let me leave this, an old me-me

 

[CaelumEtAstra]

Yarrr! Ye bet a bottle o' rum i'll be talkin' like a buccaneer, ya scurvy dogs! If I weren't I'd be walkin' meself off the plank to Davy Jones Lockarrr!

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I'll be talking like a pirate all day tomorrow, and nobody can say otherwise!

 

[Matuchkin]

YU GIVE ME DE CONTROLZ TO DE SHIP OR I BLAST YOUR HEAD OFF, DO YU HEAR ME?!

Abdul! Take de hostages to the cabin and start going thru the cargo while I shut down de main engines! I'll take care of de radar in case the US Navy is around!

Edited September 19, 2016 by Matuchkin

[Dman979]

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

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I'm eighty.

[Read it out loud for best effect.]

 

[TheSaint]

[Matuchkin]

Just now, Dman979 said:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

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I'm eighty.

[Read it out loud for best effect.]

 

Ha.ha.ha.

[SSgt Baloo]

I once met a scurvy pirate wit' a ship's wheel stuck within his trousers. I asked him what it was fer, 'n he answered "I don't be knowin', but 'tis drivin' me nuts!"

[QuesoExplosivo]

Look at me.

I am the captain now.

[pTrevTrevs]

>tfw you remember on September 21st that Talk Like A Pirate Day was September 19th.

Apparently some donut shops will give you free food if you walk in dressed like a pirate, so every year I joke that I'm going to walk in wearing shabby burlap clothing, the the cashier right in the eye, and say "Look at me. Look at me. I am the cashier now". Never actually done it though.