Unhelpful Life Hacks

[TheEpicSquared]

Don't have enough wood for a fire? Use a rocket engine instead!

[Capt. Hunt]

don't have enough rocket engines?  Use Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generators, they can be quite warm.

[Dman979]

Having trouble getting enough RTGs? Use wood.

[Guest]

Not enough 'go round' in a merry-go-round?  Just take a motorcycle and...well...

[The Raging Sandwich]

Tired of slow-moving trains blocking you on your way to school/work? The solution is to get out the C4, plant it on the railway tracks, and blow it up to high heaven!

[Guest]

Not enough boom?  Simply acquire some Uranium-238, and...

[TheEpicSquared]

Heater in your car not working? Stick an RTG in the boot!

[Dman979]

Got a hot foot? Remove the RTG from your boot.

[cubinator]

Instantly cover your cakes with delicious frosting using a fire extinguisher!

[adsii1970]

Having problems cleaning the excess cement out of your cement truck? C4 works well all the time!

 

[Deddly]

Stuck in terrible traffic and realise you're going to be late for an important appointment? Here's a neat trick: You should have left earlier in a faster car.

[cantab]

Worried about your food in a power cut? Simply solder together 160 batteries (80 batteries in North America) and your fridge will work again!

[kerbiloid]

8 hours ago, CliftonM said:

Not enough boom?  Simply acquire some Uranium-238, and...

... drop it to the floor from the stairs, because U238 doesn't make any boom except when falls down.

 

Have a lot of advices to use RTG? Do not have any? Not a problem, just stop the CPU cooler and get warm.

[Dark Junior]

Tired of your food taking too long to cook? Try buying a bunch of lighters and some duct tape, and put them in a blender.

[cubinator]

14 hours ago, Deddly said:

Stuck in terrible traffic and realise you're going to be late for an important appointment? Here's a neat trick: You should have left earlier in a faster car.

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Got a mouse problem? Release a bobcat or two in your house at night!

[Deddly]

Or just use keyboard shortcuts.

[Flow]

Lifehack Number 14: Can't find a hammer? No worries, phones work just as well!

[insert_name]

want smooth skin? don't want to pay for skin care products? use a belt sander to remove roughness

[StupidAndy]

want to go see a movie, but don't want to waste the money?

just drill a hole in the side of the movie theater....

[kerbiloid]

Want to go see a movie with a girlfriend and show your quickness?

Drill the second hole in the side of the movie theater.

[CAKE99]

On 11/12/2016 at 2:38 AM, Flow said:

Lifehack Number 14: Can't find a hammer? No worries, phones work just as well!

I think there's a phone that can actually do that.

[The Raging Sandwich]

1 hour ago, CAKE99 said:

I think there's a phone that can actually do that.

[kerbiloid]

3 hours ago, CAKE99 said:

I think there's a phone that can actually do that.

 

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Edited November 13, 2016 by kerbiloid

[Deddly]

Do you sometimes get back pain after working in the garden? You can avoid that by not working in the garden.

[Kosmonaut]

Is that little cut on you hand really bothering you? Cut off your head and it won't anymore!