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Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human

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In this game, fellow Humans, you must affirm your Human status in a suspicious manner. The next poster will tell you how Human-like you sounded on a scale of 1 to 10 and post their own suspicious affirmation of their Humanity.

I will start:

0/10 You failed to exist. 

Of course I am a Human. What other reason would I have for enjoying ketchup and living on Earth, your homeworld? 

 

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1/10 nice try on "my" homeworld there.

I am human, and the picture on my avatar proves it.

(Paging @WinkAllKerb'', he's gonna be a killer on this game...)

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2/10 Even computers can create an avatar that looks like that.

(I agree, @WinkAllKerb'' will dominate this thread! However, I think @Dman979 is a spam-bot. He might not... :D)

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3/10... that sounded suspiciously like a computer voice...

And how DARE you question my humanity!  Just look at my avatar... I'm normal!!!  :)

 

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3/10 Yeah, that @Just Jim is definitely a computer... might even be an old Tandy-Radio Shack 80 model...

I already know I am not human... maybe I am Mr. Roboto...as many of my students claim I have no heart!

Edited by adsii1970
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1/10 You denied your status as a Human instead of affirming it!

Humans, do you wish to converse in Esperanto, the national language of Earth? I of course am a Human and as such I speak our national language. 

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Sep el dek; la uzo de "nacia" kiam aplikita al planedo estas nekonvinka.

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Seven out of ten; the use of "national" when applied to a planet is unconvincing.

I, 0111narwhalz, hereby declare my state of being to be Human. I understand that this declaration is legally binding.

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6/10 "legally binding", heh. 

I am a robot. I am so advanced you think I'm human. :) 

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10/10. Only a human would say that, filthy meatbag!

I know because I'm a biological human myself, of course.

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01010100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100100 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01110100 00101110

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0/10 Binary! 

I am a KAL 9000 unit. I was manufactured on Kerbin. My instructor was Doctor Von Kerman. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?

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4/10.  An effort was made at being human.

As you can clearly notice that we human because we are very clever in detecting human.

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People who call my house get a message saying to:

"Press 1 to prove you are a human"

Did you press 1?

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3/10

Please put me on your Do Not Call list.

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1/1 only humans hate advertisements!

I am a human. I have no exoskeleton and I eat with my normal jaws. 

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5/10

Lots of things don't have an exoskeleton

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9/10. Nice try. Even though you left out the punctuation I know that you're a computer! 

Hi! I'm max_creative! I live on planet earth and my favorite creature is a reptile known as the turtle! I like the color d87f33! 

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4/10 almost had me fooled until you used the html color template number.

Seriously, I'm human... I don't even read the stinkin' instruc......

Windows requires a restart to update.

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whomen/woman 

wµhman in here, deal with , wich is boss both bot and none at the same (i will try not to play this one too much i promise) xDr (dive back in sputnik planum pool)

Edited by WinkAllKerb''
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9.5/10 absolutely a human, unless a twitter bot. Humans don't have to follow the rules of grammar, computers do.

I like long walks on the beach, spending time with my loved ones, cuddling, and playing fetch.

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1/10... Fetch as in pre-fetch! I knew you were Windows based!

© Microsoft 1994. Windows 3.11 ooh, I mean so there, I'm human!

Edited by adsii1970

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9/10

Hello! My name is Kosmonaut, and I am a human! Some fascinating physical features include: a binary visual system, symmetrical body, and five fingers! Amazing, right?

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3/10 ROBOT! 

Hi! I'm a human! I like sleeping in, saying the word space, playing Minecraft, playing Kerbal Space Program, reading textbooks and homework!

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