Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human

[kerbiloid]

5/10

Or you are just a bot written by humans (like, say, me) to tell computers what to do.

[KerbinW365]

1/10

 

Unhumane...

 

 

I am a mmanuman. humanananana. huamkn. hauman. huamen. hauemsne. haue,eine./ juam,ens. huamebn si. nbfgasumgtmaN/ hgfd. hjuman. hyuasmen. 

 

 

 

.........huwemn.

[kerbiloid]

10/10

They don't hold robots in asylum.

I'm chewing a gum, it's human way.

[tater]

You do not have a mouth.

Edited November 23, 2016 by tater

[ProtoJeb21]

0/10 You have failed to identify yourself as a sentient being. Or as anything, for that matter.

I of course am a human. Why else would I have 2 sets of extremedies, eat cow meat,  and be able to type this up?

[max_creative]

58 minutes ago, ProtoJeb21 said:

I of course am a human. Why else would I have 2 sets of extremedies, eat cow meat,  and be able to type this up?

5/10 It's not called cow meat Steve. It's called raw beef. You get it from punching cows. 

I am a human because I am. I play Minecraft and KSP so I must be a human. =D

[kerbiloid]

3/10

Both Minecraft and KSP contain strange green species: Kreepers and Kerbals. Maybe you're one of them?

 

10 hours ago, tater said:

You do not have a mouth.

...but I must scream

[tater]

I have a signed copy of that, actually. 

[monstah]

3 hours ago, tater said:

I have a signed copy of that, actually. 

0/10 you clearly fabricated it with your reality-altering powers.

I type with my human hands, instead.

[TheEpicSquared]

2/10 They're only human hands by looks. Rip off the skin, and all you see are wires, motors and other machinery. 

Of course I'm a human! Why would you say I'm not? 

[cubinator]

5/10 because I might be dreaming. Forum games, what a dull thing to dream about. I'm going to Tatooine. *poof*

My favorite food is iron, I build up my shell I MEAN PHONE with it.

[kerbiloid]

9/10
Of course, you are a human. Just living in the place with bad environmental conditions. That's why you are eating iron.

 

17 hours ago, monstah said:

I type with my human hands, instead.

Whose else hands are installed in your system, except the human ones?

 

My self-check procedure returns 100% similarity with a human unit.

[ibuckshot5]

1/10 you are probably some form of genetically modified sub-kerbal.

[Kosmonaut]

0/10 you provided no proof otherwise, so I name you ROBOT

I feel pain

[StupidAndy]

you can program a robot to feel pain from stimulus

i am human! most of the things i learn are automatically forgotten after 24 hours of no school or no reason to learn them!

[0111narwhalz]

Perhaps you have a "day memory" which records the entire day, then a fitness function determines the important parts to pass to "long memory."

I am able to make intuitive leaps.

[kerbiloid]

This only means that you are a neural network trying to apply the empiric regularities of your training set to the whole world and getting shocked when some predictions really match.

A quick field test shows that all local attendees are recognized as quantum units of the human continuity, so-called: "humons". _{Like: photons, phonons, codons, etc.}

[WinkAllKerb'']

1/more so your one something at least amongst others weird thingies

as proven per my current avatar drawing some stuff sometime, i m for part wµhman ^^

[Raven Industries]

3/10, I'm not sure what that actually is.

 

I am a normal human typing with my human hands. After this, let us go to my house and cook bread and talk about our internal skeletons!

[monstah]

11 minutes ago, KerbalSaver said:

3/10, I'm not sure what that actually is.

That's Wink for you, man. Get used to it!

 

Heh. This reminds me so much of this thread:

 

[kerbiloid]

36 minutes ago, KerbalSaver said:

I am a normal human typing with my human hands. After this, let us go to my house and cook bread and talk about our internal skeletons!

11/10

A typical speech of a post-human from future.
Augmented with a pair of mechanical hands in addition human ones.
Daily checking his internals in a multi-purpose sensor chair.
Cooking bread as a part of team building and human cosplay.

Spoiler

 

I remember old human mvies. Why would AI do this?

23 minutes ago, monstah said:

Heh. This reminds me so much of this thread:

Isn't this that guy from Star Trrrrck?

Edited December 26, 2016 by kerbiloid

[HoloYolo]

4/10 I just enjoy Str Wrs more

Oh, these things? Fake, just a band with fake ears. Fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake.

I'm not a liar, I'm Holo the Wise Wo...I mean human, 100% human.

[ThaZeus]

5/10 Convincingly human. But probably half furry.  (For the record nothing against furries here.) 

I am very human. I memorized all of the U.S. presidents and the 2-3 scenes of zootopia. Also, I [REDACTED] Why would a human A.I. do that? 

 

 

 

Okay I think I fooled them!

Edited December 28, 2016 by ThaZeus

[SAS123]

4/10 that stuttering at the end sounded a little suspicious. (Yes our full species name is Homo Sapian Sapians. Homo Sapians is just a shortening.)

Ah yes the old are you an auton, robot, android or human question. I mean what is the definition of human? Homo Sapien Sapien is the species name but a human is the idea of a person that is Homo Sapien Sapien. For any definition I am human because i have the ideology of a human. but could you tell the person next to me is human or not? It is asking the same question as "If the universe is a simulation, would escaping it prove it's a simulation? Possibly but remember that it could also be part of the simulation so a robot or android could be peeked inside and seen as those two things but the intelligence of it is so human you have to wonder if a human mid was uploaded to it or not which would be near-impossible to prove. So for all explanations given, i am human. No word about it.

[kerbiloid]

3/10
Elementary attempts of a lawyer's robosecretary to realize itself.

Also, im the world is simulation, then your belonging to the humans is either stored in the database as a field value, or is dynamically calculated from your parameters similarity with "humans" cluster and is indistinct.

The understanding of his makes me think that I'm a 100% human in sense which I put into this term.