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Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human


astrokerb

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  • 5 months later...

I can assure you with complete certainty that I am a human, just like you! I breathe oxygen, I eat food, I have emotions and desires...wait, scratch that last part. Definitely not a robot programmed to mimic human behavior. Nope, no sir. Just your average human being, going about their business like any other. How about that weather, huh?

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What else could I be? A green alien obsessed with going to other celestial bodies in the craziest and most absurd way possible and more than likely blowing up many times on the way due to kraken attacks or my own inability to fly a rocket? Couldn't be me! Definitely human.

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