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5/10. The lack of legs is confusing.

My profile picture says it all. I’m a human(oid) with pink hair, pupilless blue eyes, no mouth, and floating hands.

And a guitar of course.

Edited by Fraston
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  • 4 weeks later...

Internet troll or bridge troll? 4/10 for not being clear.

We are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and we have but one desire! Can one such as you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons? How could you! You couldn’t! Never ever ever! We who once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they sealed us away and banished us to the edge of the galaxy! US! As if THAT loveliness wasn’t enough, they tried to erase our very existence from history! RUDE! Only through our magic were we able to overcome their science and achieve great prosperity! We alone were responsible for stopping that repulsive nightmare of a galactic crisis, yet this is how you repay us! This won’t stand! It won’t be forgiven! It won’t be forgotten! Never ever EVER! Those who called us mad, are you listening? You left us at the edge of the galaxy to be forgotten, then went along your merry way, probably living somewhere pretty and peaceful! But know this! Your future is a farce! You have none! We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as foretold in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! It WASN’T! We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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7/10 dreadful, but according to most video games (cough cough detroit) robots usually self destruct when in stressful situations

I am a human. I enforce the law. I work for the government. What do you mean these are all clues of me being a robot? No, that's a lie. I'm totally not hiding something that I'm not allowed to say.

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0/10

You didn't even try talking about attributes that make you human!
I have ears! You can see them in my pfp! Blocky face? What blocky face?

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0/10, not all humans have eyes.

 

 

Within my organic memory banks, I store the knowledge required to play more than 4 instruments, including guitar, keyboards, percussion, harmonica, and bass guitar. I play them with my human fingers attached to my human arms.

 

 

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