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Why, it was fine. Thank you for asking! Full of human-based activities like eating, breathing, and communicating with my fellow humans.

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parrots also eat breathe and communicate with humans 5/10

I am ' + adjective[randint(0,len(adjective))]   + ' a real human I even ' + activity[randint(0,len(activity)] + ' !!!

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5/10. An AI might have presets for those sorts of things.

I'm human if I say I am, dammit! You can't stop me from

Signal = SEGFAULT

ERR: ATTEMPT TO ACCESS RESTRICTED MEMORY AT ADDRESS 0x0

REBOOTING...

Ahem. I'm sorry, what was I saying?

Edited by IncongruousGoat

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10/10 ROBOT FAKE ROBOT

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0/10 i don't get it

Why, hello fellow humans ! I am Raincrafter, a lovely man who liked to watch the 2016 Rio Olympics !

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5/10 so did most people

Sorry, I'm new here, are tarantulas edible?

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Yes,indeed 8/10 how did you not know?                                               

       Greetings,fellow carbon life forms,let us have a productive day of the currency earnings! My name is Hugh Man and we should start our endervour of regular human life by arising from a form of suspended animation known as sleep,sleep consists of mainly entering a state of unconscienceness by will of mind,we then consume our caffinated beverages before urinating and defecating,this has no known use in kerb HUMAN society,before finaly utilising apperal and working the auto-ma-ve-heckle which transports us towards our destination of the highly important cat factory,where industrial machinery is used to create cats from a mold and molten iron,before being imageographed and sent to a local resident, the imageograph is then beamed by scotty onto the battle star galactica, filled with heavy servers,then beamed to global computord screens,this has been Hugh man,good night

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0/10. 0 posts (though we can see at least one) and too many letters for a human.

 

#define HUMAN I

return (HUMAN == I);

Tried the test. Gives me true in 10 of 10.

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8/10: makes up an arbitrary test, then proves they pass it. Very human. Although 2 points off for repeating it 10 times (insanity=doing the same thing and expecting different results)

My kids are 100% humans (though small ones), They got dna tested to give us a heads up on a hereditary disease on my wifes side.

As kids are 100%, and I'm responsible for half of their genes, I must be at least 50% human.

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6/10

Not always true, and depends on whether you are male or female.

I have a cat. That must make me human.

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1/10
Cat has you. You humanity doesn't matter.

As I am not an unhuman, so, I am un-unhuman. Two minuses result plus.

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-1/10 What kind of human tries to do that?

I am totally not an Ur-Quan Captain. ACCEPT OR DIE!

Edited by CRITAWAKETS

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1/10 You have the spirit, at least, but I have a Precursor starship.

I contain circulatory and nervous systems, which transport the agents of control, sustenance, and defense throughout my being. My primary mode of locomotion is tool use. My primary mode of strife resolution is tool use. My primary mode of communication is tool use. My primary mode of sensory perception is electromagnetic. My primary mode of assimilation is chemical.

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4/10

Was convinced, sort of... until you got wrong.

Hello, yes. I am human. I am very hu- wait, you doubt me? DALEKS ARE NOT DOUBTED! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE! Oh, uh... I mean, I'm very human, I just have episodes sometimes

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9/10 Daleks do not back down once revealed.

12 minutes ago, Kosmonaut said:

Was convinced, sort of... until you got wrong.

What did I do wrong? I thought I knew everything about humans, considering that I am one.

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9/11 I could not even put it on a x/10 scale. You are too odd.

The Ur-Quan Kzer- i mean the Federation Council says i am a human. Accept, Foolish Humans.

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5/10 Appeal to authority is very human, but I'm not sure I trust the Federation Council, given the context.

Humanity being a varied bunch, it's hard for one to define "human" in a behavorial sense. However, given most definitions, I am indeed human, and you are a skeptic.

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1111/1111

 

Grettings, felwo umanWREWERT4t#

 

Apologies, I was sleeping on the keyboard. Us humans do indeed doi thaSFDA

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5/10. 

While we humans do sleep on keyboards, our long fleshy faces would press several rows of keys. "SFDA" is confined to one row. Since I'm a long-faced human, this is how it looks:

*faceplant*

dwerxcs

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As far as I know the humans, their keyboard layout contains ASDF, not SDFA.

So, both of you 0/10, ET spies.

Of course, I am a human because I saw this problem.

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3/10 

One could find what our keyboards look like via a simple Google search.

As I am a human, I find ASDF very funny. Humans like watching human-drawn humans do random things. No alien would find our human humor funny. I find it funny. Therefore, I am a human. 

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6/10 You didn't provide any explanation of why it is funny, so you could be lying.

Why would you accuse me of being nonhuman? Like you, I am merely a Human who lives in Human-built lodging in a Human community on Earth, where we all live. I vote for Human leaders, eat food invented by Humans, and have Human features such as being bipedal, having two of each sensory organ on my head except for my mouth, not re-growing lost body parts, and being radially symmetrical- I mean not being radially symmetrical. Haha.

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7 hours ago, astrokerb said:

having two of each sensory organ

You failed. Humans have single nose. But for attempt - 2/10.

I'm a human because I can google how many noses do the humans have.

P.S.
Still nobody with surname Human?

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4/10 aliens would probably want to know about humans before impersonating.

Anyways, let us continue with our forum-posting and merrily *** SYNTAX ERROR: DIVIDE BY ZERO. PLEASE RESTART YOUR DEVICE. HAVE A NICE DAY AND THANK YOU FOR BUYING SAMSUNG ***

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5/10 real robots don't divide by zero

Hello. My name is Kraken Krakensmith. I really like to break model rockets... or real rockets. I also like to ki- UH, I MEAN

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