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2/10 - humans can't outrun killer robots

I am clearly human is in the place above our way to get to the city where we need to meet doctor note for him because I won't make it to the meeting with you are going to the city where we need to meet doctor note for him because I won't make it to the meeting with you are going to the city where we need to meet doctor note for him because I won't make it to the meeting with you are going to the city.

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As a proud citizen of this planet, Sol c, I highly recommend sending a really strong signal for potential aliens to know where we are. I‘m sure that any alien species in a range of 2000 lighthyears is 100% harmless and can bring only benefit for our great civilization! 

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0/10 You used correct grammar

I, John Human, confirm my status as a human with a note from the digital commander.. I mean Presdent of the World:
 

John=Human

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5/10 personality unidentified

i have 5 fingers on each hand, one is called the uh... piggie finger? The other is uh.. uh... left finger...

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10/10 forgetful human!

I am human because I like SPAAAAAACE!! And SPAAAAAACE SHUTTLEEEEEEES!!

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0/10 Nice try Jeb.

I am human because I am a human.

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8.3572/10

That was truly a nice piece of humor only our great species could come up with.

Edited by Human Person

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5.75e7624578^6574545+42/5643*652861-4648746 I guess we'll see about that!

I can shoot lasers from my eyes, just like everyone else! Wait, what do you mean they- uh, we- can't do that?

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2/10 Of course, you affirmed your status as a robot with the eye laser comment.

 

I watched the ending of Toy Story 3. A robot would've shortcircuited after the ridiculous amount of tears I and everyone else in the theater shed.

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0.30000000000000004/10 Robots don't cry, remember?

Endgame wasn't bad!

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0/10 not very convincing. Looks like a pre-programmed spambot response. 

I need sleep, but no electricity. 

 

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5/10 okay, but I've heard most humans need internet to survive...

I uhh.. have 2 legs, 2 arms, 2 eyes, and uh... uh... a tail

 

bone

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5/10. What about the other components? Ears? Nose? Mouth?

I make transactions with currency like the rest of you! I bought a couch for 2 bitcoins!

 

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, Murican_Jeb said:

I've heard most humans need internet to survive...

A human can survive without food for several weeks.
A human can survive without water for several days.
A human can survive without air for several minute.
A human can survive without internet for.... Can't.

 

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0/10 robots can destroy robots

I am human. This is a 100% non-disputable fact. If you try to dispute this, you will be Exterminated.

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9/10
That sounds humanish.

I use a neural network and never get software upgrades. So, I'm a human.

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5/10, was rather convincing but used correct grammar.

I can learn how to play new videogames without being programmed to. Also can have humanl̶i̶k̶e̶ biology if needed, including four limbs, a total of twenty digits in various places bipedal walking, and a sensor intake and communications cluster that everyone else on the i̶n̶v̶a̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶a̶r̶g̶e̶t̶ i mean y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶e̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ i mean our planet seems to call a "face"!

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