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That set of pixels could be an image, or a download link.

I draw art in my notebook of adorable creatures like giant centipedes.

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7/10 Insane human or exceptional chatbot response? Hmmm.

I am a humaaaaaaa -REROUTE system32.exe fail-

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9 hours ago, SiriusRocketry said:

7/10 Insane human or exceptional chatbot response? Hmmm.

I am a humaaaaaaa -REROUTE system32.exe fail-

0/10 Hmm, having a system failure when humans don't have .exe.

I am totally 100% a human absolutely, I even do the typical human movements and anyone who disagreed -WILL BE TERMINATED- I mean will be lying

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what's 10 divided by 0? errrrrr................. System32.exe has crashed............ press ctrl +alt +deete to reanimate

(did i really feature well what could happen to cyborgs?)

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52 minutes ago, Pascovian said:

(did i really feature well what could happen to cyborgs?)

I certainly hope cyborgs won't be running Windows…

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0/10 everyone knows hoomanz dent care about windows just Windows... 

 

 

 

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10/10 i forgive you for the ksp sign.

All your base are belong to us!-er-me!

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13 hours ago, Fraston said:

All your base are belong to us!-er-me!

6/10 Semi-believable though the use of the word us seems suspect.

Hello Homo sapiens, I myself am also a Homo sapiens and like you I have 23 pairs of chromosomes for we are all Homo sapiens, I even talk this human language called English since we don't speak binary obviously, a series of ones and zeros for we are very human

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Very little punctuation... seems suspicious... 5/10

If it moves, shoot it.

If it moves after that, shoot it again.

If it moves after that, something’s wrong.

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3/10 seeems lik ur a neurologist roboht

i am human beecuz human dont speak proper englash in interneet and i hav proof becuz response to other ting not spell correlkt. me caveman.

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0/10 Definitely a Vogon just before reading their poetry.

 

Dammit, why should I even be a human ?

Edited by YNM

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3/10

Sé onr sverdar sitja hvass!

 

Edited by Fraston

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3.5/10 New appearance... Hmm...

Well then gtfo- *Static* Smove wee-eeeeee-eeede- *Static* Nice to meet you. I forgot I'm a cardinal AI. Damn.

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10/10
Only a human can be a cardinal. Even a bishop.

I don't have leaves and roots. So I'm more a human than a groot.

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1/10 Cats don't have leaves or roots. Whatcha sayin?

I share 99% of my DNA with your sibling.

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1/10 23andMe's lawless clone ! Blasphemy !

 

Oh for f***'s sake, why do I even still have to pretend I'm a human ?

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The profanity is strong with this one 8/10

who wants lemons? I DO!

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0/10 So can a chatbot

Grah! I'm a chatbot. Why pretend? Go **** yourself stupid ******** ***** ** * **** * *********** *********  ********** ******

Mindless droning I tell ya

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9/10 u r human like me

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I is total hyooman If I weren't why woulds I be typing dis' on a normals keyboard With me 3 2 hands

out of game :misspelled stuff on purpose 

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9/10 only humans read xkcd

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