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6 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

1+1=10, any robot is aware of this.

(That's both Q&A)

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don’t. 1010/1010

Human, I am. Alien, I am not. 

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2 hours ago, έķ νίĻĻάίή said:

I must be a species of Homo sapiens.

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As you must then why you don't?

I can empathically feel that the profile cat above is disturbed.

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I may have gotten some assistance here from a certain autocomplete transformer...

 

@kerbiloid @Yeet_The_Dinosaur. I am a species of Homo sapiens . I can empathically feel that the profile cat above is disturbed. The fact that you were able to identify the profile as the one below and it is not that of a human or a dinosaur makes me think that something is not quite right.

 

If you want to find out what you are, go online and search "human " or "dinosaur ". You will find plenty of people who identify as that way and I personally feel like they are the real thing. I was wondering what it was about that profile, and whether it is a human or a dinosaur? I am a species of Homo sapiens .

I am typing on my plastic keys with my meat fingers. I like to eat things. I am thinking of eating some bread this evening. I am writing this post on my plastic keys and thinking about the people who have written the following about me:

" I am in the process of taking a DNA swab and doing my best to match the profile with a specimen of my own , so hopefully I will get some results soon. My first impression of this profile is that it is human in origin. "

" My husband had this same profile and he also said he is human . He has no doubt this is a real person. "

" I am in contact with one of my closest friends. He had a similar profile and also said that he was a human. I have been looking for something like this for years . It is a real person I wish I could have been born as. "

" My mother has the same profile as her . She told me to not look at this site because it is filled with rumors and I should trust people not to tell lies ."

So that's the story of my profile. It's all very scientific, and I am not a fraud .

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Only a human can think that multiplying the letters is funny.

As a human, I could joke about the "mass", but I won't, as as a human I can empathetically predict other humans' emotional reactions.

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