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Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human


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3/10 Simple, Maybe to Simple

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<header><title>Affirmation of homo sapiens status</title>

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As you can see I am totally a homo sapiens.

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10/10
Only lazy human students never use the proper HTML header definitions and miss the opening <head> tag, writing <header> instead.

I wish they were using the HTML text validators.

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9/10

Because humans wouldn't figure beyond the thousandth digit.

 

I am human because I have an opposable thumb to make it easier to type on mobile devices.

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7/10

Maybe you are a trained kangaroo.

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2 hours ago, iamn00b said:

monkeys, pandas, etc etc have opposable thumbs too.

But they don't have phones. Losers.

The human is the only species who has his thumb objective completed.

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A human is not what's being as me. I don't use thumbs to type on smartphones, because I rarely use the mobile devices (I have a desktop in front of me), and type with the middle finger.

(On a smartphone. The desktop keyboard is used by me multifingeredly).

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0/10

only shakespeare or an advanced AI can create such a complex and detailed sentence. the former is (physically) dead, so you're definitely the latter.

I am human because... well, I give up. no idea exactly what separates humanity apart from other beings. Label me whatever you want, but if you meet me in real life, you'll see that I am a real human.

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5/10

A preprogrammed response machine I think. giving a 0/10 score feels like something only a machine would do.

I say I stink, therefore I'm man.

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9/10.
Only the kerbalife.
And the fake politeness in your indifferent voice proves that your are a human.

Suvh deep knowledge of the human psychology is available only to us, the humans.

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8/10

An Undead Frued back from the grave I think.

If only you could see what I have seen with your eyes, then you would know that I am human.

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