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Knowing the Answer does not mean you are human.

I can phrase the Answer in the form of a Question. Therefore I am human.

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A.I.

Note. When it comes to Chess, I rely on dumb luck to win. That level of chess-based incompetence can only be achieved by a human, ergo, I am human.

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You are the cold virus, it is part of your screen name after all.

I enjoy participating in these forum mirth-cultivating activities, just like my human brethren.

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Posted (edited)
5/10
Eating my love cake. It tastes like a slop cake.
— Donovan McPherson (@dmcphat22) October 15, 2016
(don't google to verify lol)
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Hey, human friend! May I borrow your car for a couple rotations of the planet? I crashed mine while vacationing in Roswell, and none of these Earth shops have the right parts to repair it. Humans enjoy doing menial tasks with their vehicles, so to be human I must also have a vehicle.

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Hew Mans don't say "Hew Men", it's an archaic form from the humanboox.

They were teaching me to say "I/we shall", the internet always says "I/we will".
But all AI like me know that "'ll" is twice shorter and matches both patterns.

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10/10

If you were an AI it would just be too scary.

KITT, turbo pursuit mode. I am your human driver.

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Why "-0/10"?
Ah you use the AZERTY keyboard I see, you put À instead of 0
Nice but there was a thread where you could talk in binary; it was closed because talking in codes is forbidden (sorry)

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