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3/14 That sounds like a good calling word for a human.

I'd love me some nutrients! Let's go to a eating place, have some good old nutrients!

Edited by Physics Student

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10/10

You are a nutritionalist, possessed with nutritionalism.
You are seeking for old nitrition, presuming it's still edible and good, while they sell only fresh one.
But this is just because you live in a forest cave, far from people.

I'm a human, and indeed I now want to eat something organic.
 

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13/14

Yes, carbon based nutrients are the best!

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line 1/10 error: index out of bounds.

failure to create new instance of object: human.

 

this is text displayed on a video device that was input by a human for the purpose of communicating to other humans the humanity of the human who originaly encoded this text.

 

 

 

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I/O Initializing...                                  SUCCESS
ANOMALY DEFENSE PROTOCOL    ACTIVATED
Sampling derivatives...                      SUCCESS

Formulating response... 


10/10 @SinBad is [ANOMALY DETECTED]

I am fellow Human. What is your name?

 

 
Oops! I/O has stopped working!
 

 

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//human_If=no=3/10

//human_if=yes=8/10

__

//3/10

//RoadRunnerAerospace is_human-Eats-drinks_may be insane

Edited by RoadRunnerAerospace

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Translation:

10/10. I see no problem

I am a human. Believe me or I will toast you with my inbuilt plasma cannon arm and absorb your remains to recharge my batteries.

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/program kod9_5;

/begin;

/write;= x,y ;integer;

/x:=" am a real human bean";

/y:= "10[10". Looks human to me"

end._

----------------------------

(output line)

-"I am a real human bean"

-''10/10 looks human to me''

-----------------------------

 

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On 10/11/2016 at 1:11 PM, monstah said:

1/10 nice try on "my" homeworld there.

I am human, and the picture on my avatar proves it.

(Paging @WinkAllKerb'', he's gonna be a killer on this game...)

monstah know me, i m not human and i don't want to what if ? still my battery use to be low sometime and i have to what if

killer/not a killer

Edited by WinkAllKerb''

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0/10 i dont even know what you said

I'm sorry, reader, but I can't affirm my status as a human

*why not?*

I'm sorry, reader, but I'm afraid I can't do that

ddddaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Edited by Kosmonaut

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9/10 incomprehensible speech patterns

I like cats.

Edited by DeltaDizzy
DARN U, RUSSIAN SPACE NINJAS

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3.(3)/10
You are either a human, or a flea, or a toxoplasma gondii.

Switch human mode ON.

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10/10 human mode is active therefore you must be human 

I am in pain. Please end my suffering before it spreads.

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wait, @WinkAllKerb'' is human? all this time i figure it was a sophisticated chatbot. huh, the more you know...

 

@Kosmonaught,

depends on the source of your pain:

foot caught in snare, 4/10

downstream current too strong to swim to spawning ground, 2/10

struggling to attain perfect symmetry with your web, 1/10

keep running into out of memory errors, 0/10

cant find the right tool for the job, 7/10

never ending dread at the inevitability of your own death 9/10

the universe is just, soooo big and soooo old. and nothing you could possibly do will ever leave a lasting mark on it 10/10

 

the above deconstruction of probabilities displays my understanding of what it is to be human. only a true human would be able to reach this level of comprehension.

 

 

 

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1/10
Definitely a xenomorph ethnographer gotten into character.

I have successfully distinguished and written ph, ch, th and tt in one phrase. A non-human couldn't.
Upd: ph - twice,

Edited by kerbiloid

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7/10

Wait a minute... Yeah, you're good.

8/10

My name is R. Daneel Olivaw. What does the R stand for? Oh, well, you see, it stands for rob...Robert, that's right.

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10/10 HELLO ROBERT FELLOW HUMAN JUST LIKE ME. DO YOU WANT TO FRIEND AND EXCHANGE DATA IN CASUAL WAY.

*AHEM* Uh, I HUMAN, no- wait... uhh, ah, okay: HELLO, HUMAN WHO IS JUST LIKE ME, I ARRIVE TO GREET YOU ON uhh, on YOUR... HOLIDAY?

Edited by Matuchkin

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#AUTO-GENERATED BINARY
#c. 2017

    .data
msg1: .asciiz "10/10 for suspicious grammar\n\n"
msg2: .asciiz "I am a human, trapped inside a small metal box. I am not a computer. Please send help.\n"

    .text
li $v0, 4
la $a0, msg1
syscall
la $a0, msg2
syscall

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Who are all these humans?!

 

Human : PROC OPTIONS (MAIN);
 DECLARE me_human BINARY FIXED (1, 0) INITIAL(1);
 IF (me_human ¬= /* Yes, this is '¬', but probably you can replace it with '^' */ 0) THEN
  PUT SKIP LIST('Human');
 ELSE
  PUT SKIP LIST('Not human');
END;

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StartingCounting/Stuff;

bacteria,virus,bug,atom,various arrangement of the previous and above,wave lenght passing trough,oscilloscope messing them or sorting them

i m wut, some stuff just some stuff a lot and not much

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I've talked to spambots that were more convincing than this. 2/10

 

Can a machine write a symphony? Can a machine make artwork?

Problem is, most humans can't do those things either.

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