Steal the cookie game

[ProtoJeb21]

I steal "buy" a bunch of shrinking suits for the seagulls so they can bypass the security lasers, enabling them to steal the cookies and bring them to me.

MINE!

[kerbiloid]

When night comes, a long-eared jerboa comes hopping to your house, snatches the cookie and lugs away, to a desert where it lives.

No seagulls fly over the desert.
None of them can see and catch the jerboa.
Nobody lnows, it which borrow the cookie is hidden.

Spoiler

Jerboa's cookie.

[53miner53]

I bake a new batch of cookies and jump on the first launch to Mars

my cookies

[Xorth Tanovar]

Launch failure causes you to abandon ship. The cookies fall into my awaiting hands...

 

My cookies!

[kerbiloid]

Rescue team digs out cookie from the bottom of the crater, with somebody's hands.

Their hands with cookie.

[53miner53]

I land with a parachute and take the cookie back 

my cookie with hands

[Xorth Tanovar]

I lop off your hands with a sword, then stab the cookie.

 

My skewered cookie!

[53miner53]

I grab the cookie back and eat it.

my delicious cookie.

[kerbiloid]

You forgot to wash your hands before eating the cookie.

Doctor's cookie.

[Xorth Tanovar]

Doctor contracted bad case of flesh-eating bacteria, your hands fell off before you could grab the cookie!

My cookie once again!

[53miner53]

I steal the cookie with a robot hand.

My cookie.

[kerbiloid]

You drop the cookie.

Return to previous state.

[Xorth Tanovar]

OK

 

My cookie once again!

[53miner53]

I take your cookie

my cookie

[Spacetraindriver]

I eat your cookie.

My cookie.

[Tex]

I hire a team of specialists to abduct you and bring you to a backroom facility. You are anesthetized, and your stomach contents removed. A specialized team of chemists process the samples to isolate the compounds that made up the cookie, and re-assemble them into cookie form. You are then let go.

My cookie!

[0111narwhalz]

I back away from the stomach contents.

Keep your cookie! Eurgh.

[Joseph Kerman]

I take Tex's cookie while asleep, make a bunch o' cookies, and give it to him in gift form.

But it's my original cookie.

[53miner53]

I take the stolen cookie using a robotic arm. 

My cookie

[Tex]

I hack your robot arm with my phone and hand it to myself. I could've just walked two feet and picked it up myself, but robotics.

My cookie.

[53miner53]

I kick the reset button on the arm, and bring the cookie back to me. I also could have done it myself, but I had the joystick that was wired to the robot arm and was having fun using the arm for trivial tasks

[kerbiloid]

I pour superglue on the robotic arm and wait...

[qzgy]

I take a hacksaw to the robotic arm and apply liberally.

My cookie now.

[kerbiloid]

A hacksaw with its owner is now sticked to the robotic arm with somebody's cookie.

[Tex]

I pull a Skywalker and slash the hand off of @qzgy with a lightsaber, taking the cookie away from @kerbiloid to enjoy it.

My cookie.