Steal the cookie game

[TheKSPBeginner]

I run off with the cookie

 

MEMES

[Guest]

I use a jet police car to capture you and the cookie (s)

My cookie (s)

[TheKSPBeginner]

I teleport the cookie.

My memes.

[kerbiloid]

You have teleported the cookie into the Earth core.

So, memes are yours, but cookie is not.

[Xorth Tanovar]

I retain transport pattern, and re-create the cookie.

 

My delicious chocolate chip cookie!

[Gh0stReaper]

Using particle entanglement I teleport the cookie into a secret hideout.

My cookie.

[kerbiloid]

The hideout was secret. You can't find it yourself.

[Kermunmus]

I use a cookiematictron to detect the cookie and lead me to it. I find the secret hideout and claim it as my own

[Joseph Kerman]

Little did you know, I found it first and knifed your neck.

My cookie.

[WinkAllKerb'']

 

[JK_Kerbineer]

I wait 26 million years for the cookie to decompose. Then I re-build it atom by atom in my hand.

My cookie( after a few epochs)

 

[Mrcarrot]

I left a monolith behind in the hopes of seeding more intelligent life. It teleports the cookie back in time and space to me. My cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Suddenly you realize that in the original book of Space Odyssey 2001 the monolith was placed on Iapetus, near Saturn, rather than in the movie and in the sequel.
The cookie appears near Saturn and falls down into a singularity orbiting around Saturn, which throws it into Gargantua.

Now the cookie orbits around Gargantua.

[Mrcarrot]

Incorrect. No cookie could ever escape a black hole. I fly there with my warp drive and rescue it. My cookie.

[Gh0stReaper]

I hacked your browser for the KSP forum cookie. My cookie.

[Piatzin]

A flying unicorn with teleportation abilities drops out of the sky, stabs the cookie, swallows it, and flies off before exploding in a colorful burst of rainbows

Unicorn's cookie

 

[Nailed it!]

A bird eats the cookie and it comes 2 me, where I kill the bird and eat him and the cookie in the bird.

 

My cookie

[kerbiloid]

Vegans come to you.
Nobody knows what happened next.

A butter-free and egg-free cookie lies near the road.

 

Edited January 20, 2018 by kerbiloid

[OPBL]

I send you into space.

My cookie.

[Guest]

I steal it, and send it to a black hole. Nobodys cookie. 

[munlander1]

I make a Hawkins radiation generator and kill that black hole! Nobody's got the cookie!!!

[Xorth Tanovar]

I gets on de Internets, and my PC gets a cookie.

 

My cookie!

[TheKSPBeginner]

I hack you

My COOkDOS

[Kernel Kraken]

I fly my (Tron) Recognizer (the original ones) to your house and capture you, using the cookie as a light disk. Boom.

 

[TheKSPBeginner]

I rematerialize the cookie into a supercomputer.

My GLaDOS