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RandomGuy1824

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I will go back to Earth, find my abandoned Delorian, go back in time and become a professional surgeon. Then I will disguise as your doctor, and when I will remove the cookie from @kerbiloid's head and he will say: "The surgeon still owns the cookie."  I will remove my disguise, say "Damn right I do" and run off laughing maniacally.

 

MY COOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEE

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I briefly become you and willingly donate the cookie to @Rover 6428. I also sign a legal document stating that the cookie is legally mine and I have all power over it. 
After using the true horror of legal formalities I turn back into myself and declare that anybody else who has a cookie but me shall be prosecuted for plagiarism.

MY COOKIE

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I’m a professional cookie-eater. I gobble down the cookie and then dispel my corpearal form into pure energy, and the resulting explosion is comparable to a thermonuclear device. I place my soul into 14 cookies, and the malignant treats tear down society. 

My 14 “Cookruxes.”

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