RandomGuy1824

Steal the cookie game

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A small, innocuous drone quietly plucks the cookie from your outstretched hand and deposits it in mine.

My cookie. 

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I use a net on small, innocuous drone before it reaches your hand. My cookie.

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Steve, from Irregular Webcomics, wrestles him to death, and I bake a new cookie batch, and share some with him.

Steve and My cookies.

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You mean "Our cookies"?

 

Anyway, I use a tractor beam to steal the remaining 10 cookies (you each ate 1) aboard my ship and warp away to Kerbin where I share it to Val and The Original 3.

Our cookies.

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The Kraken attacks. All of you are flung out of the system at light speed, leaving the cookies behind.

my cookies.

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Due to the relativity, time passes, cookies get relic and hide in background radiation.

Hidden cookies.

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HACKZORZ Ltd. breaks the universe and gives me the hidden cookies.

My slightly hidden cookies.

Edited by qzgy

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I board a new warp ship and steal the cookies. Then I go to Kerbin and THEN share it with the four.

 

Our cookies again.

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Your warp drive caused the "cause/effect" problems.

The cookies were yours in past. Now they get un-yours-ed.

SCP foundation cookies.

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I go and steal them from the SCP foundation.

My cookies.. wait...

 

THEN I go share it with the four.

Our cookies.

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I quickly drive by in a car and steal Val's cookie

My cookie now Ill eat it.

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I take it out of your hands before you can eat it. 

My cookie. 

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I steal the cookie and now my 10 cookies are safe. 

THEN,  I will share it with the four.

Our cookies.

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The four are launched out of the solar system at more than the speed of light because of a Kraken attack, and you accidentally hit F5. You go and repeatedly apply your head to a wall with force while I claim the cookies. 

My cookies.

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I Alt+F5'd the moment before the Kraken Attack, so I get a redo.

 

Our cookies again.

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The Kraken attack happens again anyway. You give up with physics and throw the cookies away, except I catch them before they are in the garbage.

My cookies

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Slowly you are starting to understand that the cookie is not that simple, it can't be just thrown away. (Like the Sauron's Ring).
It's a mysterious artefact, and you would...

... Too late....
SCP Foundation's SWAT kidnaps you, and you get contained as an SCP sub-artefact (level — Safe), secondary to the Undroppable Cookie.artefact (level - Euclid/Kether, due to the Kraken call),

SCP Foundation's you and cookie.

Edited by kerbiloid

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I steal it.

My cookies.

Edited by Joseph Kerman

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I dig a tunnel under you and anger the kraken and run. you are thrown in the air and the cookies land in my hand.

MY COOKIES,  I ATE THEM ALREADY.

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I open you up, dissect your stomach, isolate the cookie particles, and reassemble it.

 

My cookies.

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omg.

I cut your neck off before the cookies go down it.

My cookies.

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wha

ok then

I do alt-F9

My cookies.

I quit the game, taking the cookies with me.

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The game fails to close, leaving you stuck in one spot with your cookie. I take the cookie from you, alt F5, and kill the game using task manager.

My cookie.

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